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he/they

here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq

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would a fine selection of friendly shitposters help you in your Sisyphean efforts to persist despite the horrors? idk but here they are anyways

(if you're on here and would like to be removed please let me know)
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hard foiled egg (holographic)
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Have you lost hundreds, maybe thousands, of great thoughts to post because there wasn't a 'drafts folder'?
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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In case anyone was wondering, tungsten pipes are not equipped to handle cryogenic fluids such as liquid helium
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:02 PM
me: there's no hope for the world. each day is an unending parade of the worst news I've ever heard

me 15 seconds later: omfg these people have a parrot named Burger
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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A perk to having memory issues is forgetting wtf my problem was
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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hoping the minty fresh smell of my brushed teeth distract the dentist from all the blood gushing out of my gums from when they floss
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
it's so fucking embarrassing when you forget how long ago you cast your spells, and your undead minion disintegrates into ashes upon your friend's living room rug. I'm never going to be invited back to board game night
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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May you all have a magical #SuperbOwlDay 🤍✨

#art #birds #superbowlsunday #owl #birdart
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I sincerely hope there is, in fact, some nonbinary human out there whose name is just Person
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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Gender's Game: a novel by Person Scott Card
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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the events of Black Swan are happening to me but we are both bad at our jobs
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
🎵I took the struggle bus goin' an-y-where🎵
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
you know what I mean 🤌
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
from now on I am communicating exclusively via hand gestures and saying "you know what I mean" in various tones
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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someone send me some creepy DMs so I can pretend I still got it (I never had it)
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
congrats on the whole ascension to normalcy thing
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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You gird your loins for the public restroom.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
just wait till you see my real life
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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If you think I’m annoying, you should meet you.
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Was it their moms
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
it's me, hi, I'm the fuckboy, it's me
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 AM