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@shrekromancer.gay
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here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
@shrekromancer.gay
· Nov 9
would a fine selection of friendly shitposters help you in your Sisyphean efforts to persist despite the horrors? idk but here they are anyways
(if you're on here and would like to be removed please let me know)
(if you're on here and would like to be removed please let me know)
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hard foiled egg (holographic)
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
hard foiled egg (holographic)
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Have you lost hundreds, maybe thousands, of great thoughts to post because there wasn't a 'drafts folder'?
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Have you lost hundreds, maybe thousands, of great thoughts to post because there wasn't a 'drafts folder'?
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
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In case anyone was wondering, tungsten pipes are not equipped to handle cryogenic fluids such as liquid helium
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
In case anyone was wondering, tungsten pipes are not equipped to handle cryogenic fluids such as liquid helium
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me: there's no hope for the world. each day is an unending parade of the worst news I've ever heard
me 15 seconds later: omfg these people have a parrot named Burger
me 15 seconds later: omfg these people have a parrot named Burger
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
me: there's no hope for the world. each day is an unending parade of the worst news I've ever heard
me 15 seconds later: omfg these people have a parrot named Burger
me 15 seconds later: omfg these people have a parrot named Burger
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A perk to having memory issues is forgetting wtf my problem was
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A perk to having memory issues is forgetting wtf my problem was
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hoping the minty fresh smell of my brushed teeth distract the dentist from all the blood gushing out of my gums from when they floss
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
hoping the minty fresh smell of my brushed teeth distract the dentist from all the blood gushing out of my gums from when they floss
it's so fucking embarrassing when you forget how long ago you cast your spells, and your undead minion disintegrates into ashes upon your friend's living room rug. I'm never going to be invited back to board game night
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
it's so fucking embarrassing when you forget how long ago you cast your spells, and your undead minion disintegrates into ashes upon your friend's living room rug. I'm never going to be invited back to board game night
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going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"
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February 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I sincerely hope there is, in fact, some nonbinary human out there whose name is just Person
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I sincerely hope there is, in fact, some nonbinary human out there whose name is just Person
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Gender's Game: a novel by Person Scott Card
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Gender's Game: a novel by Person Scott Card
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the events of Black Swan are happening to me but we are both bad at our jobs
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
the events of Black Swan are happening to me but we are both bad at our jobs
🎵I took the struggle bus goin' an-y-where🎵
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
🎵I took the struggle bus goin' an-y-where🎵
you know what I mean 🤌
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
you know what I mean 🤌
from now on I am communicating exclusively via hand gestures and saying "you know what I mean" in various tones
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
from now on I am communicating exclusively via hand gestures and saying "you know what I mean" in various tones
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someone send me some creepy DMs so I can pretend I still got it (I never had it)
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
someone send me some creepy DMs so I can pretend I still got it (I never had it)
congrats on the whole ascension to normalcy thing
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 AM
congrats on the whole ascension to normalcy thing
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February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
just wait till you see my real life
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM
just wait till you see my real life
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If you think I’m annoying, you should meet you.
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
If you think I’m annoying, you should meet you.
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Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
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Was it their moms
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Was it their moms
it's me, hi, I'm the fuckboy, it's me
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 AM
it's me, hi, I'm the fuckboy, it's me