BAJA BLAST BLAINE
@shrekromancer.gay
the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
same, thermometer. same
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
same, thermometer. same
turns out that I have in fact possessed magical powers all along
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
turns out that I have in fact possessed magical powers all along
hey baby, you lookin for a guy who knows how to handle a big piece of equipment?
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 AM
hey baby, you lookin for a guy who knows how to handle a big piece of equipment?
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 AM
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
despite being a video game wiki, the Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages contains some of the most unexpectedly raw lines I have ever seen
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 AM
despite being a video game wiki, the Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages contains some of the most unexpectedly raw lines I have ever seen
I got that central dogma in me
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I got that central dogma in me
when you're going home at the end of a shitty work week, feeling like death, and then Toto's Africa comes on
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
when you're going home at the end of a shitty work week, feeling like death, and then Toto's Africa comes on
what is it? dragons?
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 AM
what is it? dragons?
messages from my dad are either barely intelligible (because he is old and does not understand how to put together a text that makes sense), or this
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
messages from my dad are either barely intelligible (because he is old and does not understand how to put together a text that makes sense), or this
you have been visited by the Scrungle of Immunity
this ball of feathers grants you immunity to all "do x or 2026 will be shitty" posts across all platforms, and applies retroactively. also you might get a finger bite but oh well
this ball of feathers grants you immunity to all "do x or 2026 will be shitty" posts across all platforms, and applies retroactively. also you might get a finger bite but oh well
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
you have been visited by the Scrungle of Immunity
this ball of feathers grants you immunity to all "do x or 2026 will be shitty" posts across all platforms, and applies retroactively. also you might get a finger bite but oh well
this ball of feathers grants you immunity to all "do x or 2026 will be shitty" posts across all platforms, and applies retroactively. also you might get a finger bite but oh well
a Wikipedia rabbithole led me to this Finnish drink company's website, and either google did not get the translation 100% correct, or Finland has a wider variety of drinks than I previously thought
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
a Wikipedia rabbithole led me to this Finnish drink company's website, and either google did not get the translation 100% correct, or Finland has a wider variety of drinks than I previously thought
merry Squishmas to all, and to all a good bite
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
merry Squishmas to all, and to all a good bite
my favourite type of email ad is the vaguely threatening kind
December 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
my favourite type of email ad is the vaguely threatening kind
hey so do you want that code via SMS or via SMS
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
hey so do you want that code via SMS or via SMS
wish I had seen this before I finished all my Christmas shopping
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
wish I had seen this before I finished all my Christmas shopping
listen
I am a grown ass adult, and so help me I will spend $14 on fat birds with scarves if I choose to do so
I am a grown ass adult, and so help me I will spend $14 on fat birds with scarves if I choose to do so
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
listen
I am a grown ass adult, and so help me I will spend $14 on fat birds with scarves if I choose to do so
I am a grown ass adult, and so help me I will spend $14 on fat birds with scarves if I choose to do so
let's circle back
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
let's circle back
your 67 year old aunt's posts on Facebook the minute genAI became widely available
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
your 67 year old aunt's posts on Facebook the minute genAI became widely available
when the garment contains dye stuff 🤌
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
when the garment contains dye stuff 🤌
I've been wanting a septum piercing for a while. but I go back and forth between not wanting to deal with comments from my family, and being wildly entertained at the idea of showing up to family dinners with this in my nose
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I've been wanting a septum piercing for a while. but I go back and forth between not wanting to deal with comments from my family, and being wildly entertained at the idea of showing up to family dinners with this in my nose