Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
Pinned
no coffee, no motivation
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Sleeping in a crop top in summer ...
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sleeping in a crop top in summer ...
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WHY WOULD A PHARMACIST HAVE A BIG BOTTLE OF POISON IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
WHY WOULD A PHARMACIST HAVE A BIG BOTTLE OF POISON IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
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no worse feeling than being in an argument and realizing you’re wrong
i assume, anyway
i assume, anyway
December 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
no worse feeling than being in an argument and realizing you’re wrong
i assume, anyway
i assume, anyway
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My one hope for 2026 is that Erika Kirk somehow pisses off 50 Cent.
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My one hope for 2026 is that Erika Kirk somehow pisses off 50 Cent.
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90% of bluesky posts, to me
this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he’s talking about something and somebody we don’t know
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
90% of bluesky posts, to me
my sleep schedule is so out of whack now I’m really dreading monday 😫
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my sleep schedule is so out of whack now I’m really dreading monday 😫
no coffee, no motivation
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
no coffee, no motivation
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The 5 signs of laziness
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1.
December 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The 5 signs of laziness
1.
1.
Why is this in my saved photos?
December 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Why is this in my saved photos?
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OH. MY. GOD. BECKY, LOOK AT THAT AuDHD. 🫢
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
OH. MY. GOD. BECKY, LOOK AT THAT AuDHD. 🫢
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wtf do you mean you’re on vacation, you're a drug dealer
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
wtf do you mean you’re on vacation, you're a drug dealer
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*gets stoned*
now to kill two birds
now to kill two birds
April 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
*gets stoned*
now to kill two birds
now to kill two birds
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bringing a priest to a nun fight and now we pray
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
bringing a priest to a nun fight and now we pray
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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looking for a consignment shop that sells gently used years, say pre-2016
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
looking for a consignment shop that sells gently used years, say pre-2016
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rise and shine and morning stretches the premise of being alive
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
rise and shine and morning stretches the premise of being alive
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so high, I forgot I made coffee
December 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
so high, I forgot I made coffee
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GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
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Update: Uggi has bitten another book to add to the giveaway! We are going to see if he feels up to biting a couple more later today.
December 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Update: Uggi has bitten another book to add to the giveaway! We are going to see if he feels up to biting a couple more later today.
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i wish a motherfucker would (have a lovely day)
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i wish a motherfucker would (have a lovely day)
I dream of a world where the regular work day is like 1 pm - 9 pm
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I dream of a world where the regular work day is like 1 pm - 9 pm
Amplify a movie title:
The Fastest and the Most Furious
The Fastest and the Most Furious
Amplify a movie title:
12 Angrier Men.
12 Angrier Men.
December 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Amplify a movie title:
The Fastest and the Most Furious
The Fastest and the Most Furious
my mind is a melange of song lyrics, self doubt, and weird rabbit holes of random things
December 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
my mind is a melange of song lyrics, self doubt, and weird rabbit holes of random things