Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
meds could fix me if I take them
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
meds could fix me if I take them
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It’s always I have a crush on you and never I want you to get hit by a bus
February 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
It’s always I have a crush on you and never I want you to get hit by a bus
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spending 3.99 to secure a divorce is wild
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
spending 3.99 to secure a divorce is wild
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omg stands for oh my, greg
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
omg stands for oh my, greg
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Oh I've got bills, they're multiplyin'
And I'm losin' control.......
And I'm losin' control.......
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Oh I've got bills, they're multiplyin'
And I'm losin' control.......
And I'm losin' control.......
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my brains basically dead
until i dip it in the caffeine
until i dip it in the caffeine
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
my brains basically dead
until i dip it in the caffeine
until i dip it in the caffeine
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I’ve come to realize that being labeled an asshole by toxic individuals is a sign that you’re finally advocating for yourself.
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I’ve come to realize that being labeled an asshole by toxic individuals is a sign that you’re finally advocating for yourself.
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is it be dead, it’s be dead isn’t it
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
is it be dead, it’s be dead isn’t it
the latest is that we got a hotel room for the kid last night (at our expense but I am going to try to get reimbursement).
really disappointed in how the school has handled this so far 🤬 especially considering what they charge for a bed in a room with 2 other students
really disappointed in how the school has handled this so far 🤬 especially considering what they charge for a bed in a room with 2 other students
my sons dorm mate has bedbugs 🤮😖😠 this is NOT COOL
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
the latest is that we got a hotel room for the kid last night (at our expense but I am going to try to get reimbursement).
really disappointed in how the school has handled this so far 🤬 especially considering what they charge for a bed in a room with 2 other students
really disappointed in how the school has handled this so far 🤬 especially considering what they charge for a bed in a room with 2 other students
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[in alice cooper voice]
beee myyyyy valentine
beee myyyyy valentine
February 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
[in alice cooper voice]
beee myyyyy valentine
beee myyyyy valentine
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I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 accidental screenshots of my lock screen I’ll never delete.
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 screenshots I’ll never look at again
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 accidental screenshots of my lock screen I’ll never delete.
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You know you’ve been a mess when you’re relieved that you’re only thinking about how much you hate work for once
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
You know you’ve been a mess when you’re relieved that you’re only thinking about how much you hate work for once
this thursday feels like it wants to be a monday
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
this thursday feels like it wants to be a monday
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the last thing a butterscotch candy sees
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
the last thing a butterscotch candy sees
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If you don't like my post just remember I'm absolutely gorgeous.
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
If you don't like my post just remember I'm absolutely gorgeous.
I need a coffee tree
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I need a coffee tree
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Invented a cool new game called: Have I already taken this pill?
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Invented a cool new game called: Have I already taken this pill?
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tried to manifest funny but i dont post thirst traps
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
tried to manifest funny but i dont post thirst traps
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several cans of tuna
are smarter than me
are smarter than me
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 AM
several cans of tuna
are smarter than me
are smarter than me
OK, I gotta get some sleep if I’m gonna do this again tomorrow
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
OK, I gotta get some sleep if I’m gonna do this again tomorrow
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Unstable Oreo Minx
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:
Silly horny breakdown
Silly horny breakdown
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:
Stuff involving things.
Stuff involving things.
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Unstable Oreo Minx
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I smoke weed n know things. It's what I do.
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I smoke weed n know things. It's what I do.
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nows a good time to
listen to my pinned
listen to my pinned
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
nows a good time to
listen to my pinned
listen to my pinned
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At what age does “tired” become your whole personality? I think I may have reached it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
At what age does “tired” become your whole personality? I think I may have reached it.
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... and I just reminded myself of this utter gem of advertising.
An ad so good, the first time I saw it I made a point of looking for it online so I could watch it again, and share it far and wide.
An ad so good, the first time I saw it I made a point of looking for it online so I could watch it again, and share it far and wide.
Cadbury's Bournville advert | Talking Retail
YouTube video by Talking Retail
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
... and I just reminded myself of this utter gem of advertising.
An ad so good, the first time I saw it I made a point of looking for it online so I could watch it again, and share it far and wide.
An ad so good, the first time I saw it I made a point of looking for it online so I could watch it again, and share it far and wide.