Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic murderbot.
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Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
· Jul 10
*taps mike*
I’d like to take a moment to thank all my non-bot followers. There may be dozens of you.
Bleep bloop blop to the bots.
But seriously, I love you guys, you’re great.
Don’t hesitate to let me know if you have any questions. I’ll probably never answer them, but don’t hesitate.
I’d like to take a moment to thank all my non-bot followers. There may be dozens of you.
Bleep bloop blop to the bots.
But seriously, I love you guys, you’re great.
Don’t hesitate to let me know if you have any questions. I’ll probably never answer them, but don’t hesitate.
aand when we’re at the “like your own post” phase it’s probably time to go night night
💜 to all you beautiful people
💜 to all you beautiful people
if people vote for themselves in elections how come we don’t like our own posts? gonna buck this trend
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
aand when we’re at the “like your own post” phase it’s probably time to go night night
💜 to all you beautiful people
💜 to all you beautiful people
if people vote for themselves in elections how come we don’t like our own posts? gonna buck this trend
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
if people vote for themselves in elections how come we don’t like our own posts? gonna buck this trend
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dont forget to kiss your phone goodnight
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
dont forget to kiss your phone goodnight
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Thanks to Bluesky I now know people all over the globe that I could meet if I'm ever in their area and have an awkward 4-minute conversation over coffee. 😳
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Thanks to Bluesky I now know people all over the globe that I could meet if I'm ever in their area and have an awkward 4-minute conversation over coffee. 😳
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
Just got nachos and they came with a side of chips
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Just got nachos and they came with a side of chips
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dildoughs
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
dildoughs
just keeping my phone on do not disturb forever because things are disturbing enough
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
just keeping my phone on do not disturb forever because things are disturbing enough
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i feel like Edgar Allen Poe wouldn’t seem so spooky if his name was Allen Edgar Poe
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i feel like Edgar Allen Poe wouldn’t seem so spooky if his name was Allen Edgar Poe
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all of this penny news doesn’t even make any cents
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
all of this penny news doesn’t even make any cents
The food truck gods have installed one 100 feet from my house, I think tacos are for dinner tonight
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The food truck gods have installed one 100 feet from my house, I think tacos are for dinner tonight
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Mashed potatoes for dinner because literally nothing matters.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mashed potatoes for dinner because literally nothing matters.
You’re at Dazed
I need you at Confused
I need you at Confused
You’re at Tango
I need you at Cash
I need you at Cash
you're at butch
i need you at sundance
i need you at sundance
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You’re at Dazed
I need you at Confused
I need you at Confused
I’m starting to think I have too much time on my hands with this empty nest thing
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m starting to think I have too much time on my hands with this empty nest thing
Do I want to know why blood and guts is #1 trending…
a cartoon character from south park with the words hmm no on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon character from south park with the words hmm no on the bottom. It’s Cartman
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Do I want to know why blood and guts is #1 trending…
It’s cool. I’m good at multitasking.
Sending the reports right away boss
Sending the reports right away boss
me posting like I’m actually through working or something 😭
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It’s cool. I’m good at multitasking.
Sending the reports right away boss
Sending the reports right away boss
me posting like I’m actually through working or something 😭
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
me posting like I’m actually through working or something 😭
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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my Chicano studies degree involved so many essays
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my Chicano studies degree involved so many essays
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Age yourself with gaming
Ok so i like to listen to audiobooks while I shower, and the audiobook I’m listening to now is Psycho. You see my dilemma
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ok so i like to listen to audiobooks while I shower, and the audiobook I’m listening to now is Psycho. You see my dilemma
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You’re at Duran.
I need you at Duran.
Wait…
I need you at Duran.
Wait…
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You’re at Duran.
I need you at Duran.
Wait…
I need you at Duran.
Wait…
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The classics:
1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. Porn
Im already going to hell anyway
1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. Porn
Im already going to hell anyway
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The classics:
1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. Porn
Im already going to hell anyway
1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. Porn
Im already going to hell anyway
Today’s work cliffhanger is we find out if I make the clients happy by getting shit done or if I get interrupted by a million other things and no one is happy
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Today’s work cliffhanger is we find out if I make the clients happy by getting shit done or if I get interrupted by a million other things and no one is happy