BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨
@buickmakane71.bsky.social
I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site
I cuss like a sailor
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive autStoner
Elvis is alive and demanding for the Epstein files to be released and published as a book.
I cuss like a sailor
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive autStoner
Elvis is alive and demanding for the Epstein files to be released and published as a book.
Pinned
John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
John Fetterman looks like if Skynet made Terminators with Juggalos.
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what if we made out, but it was cake
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
what if we made out, but it was cake
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"FBI says people dressed as ICE agents are committing a string of crimes" we know, they're ICE agents, we're all watching it too
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"FBI says people dressed as ICE agents are committing a string of crimes" we know, they're ICE agents, we're all watching it too
I'm half asleep trying to make @betty-cocker.bsky.social laugh out loud
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I'm half asleep trying to make @betty-cocker.bsky.social laugh out loud
That's another Dairy Queen closure.
i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
That's another Dairy Queen closure.
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dawww chat I just saw an 'ard looking young chav send his mum a 'love you too mum' text
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
dawww chat I just saw an 'ard looking young chav send his mum a 'love you too mum' text
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Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
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feel like throwing a car at a mf
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
feel like throwing a car at a mf
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Pedophilia and Psychopathy are no longer disqualifications for running as a Republican now.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pedophilia and Psychopathy are no longer disqualifications for running as a Republican now.
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Dudes who get free healthcare vote yes on letting you die!
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Dudes who get free healthcare vote yes on letting you die!
So I just found 9 flash drives holding shit saved from twitter over 17 yrs. This should be fun.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So I just found 9 flash drives holding shit saved from twitter over 17 yrs. This should be fun.
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TAX ALL FUCKING CHURCHES!!!
NEW: A Fort Worth church is offering a $100 online academy that aims to train conservative Christians to run for office.
At the core of the program is the idea that there's no separation between what happens within the church and in the government.
w/ @fortworthreport.bsky.social @texastribune.org
At the core of the program is the idea that there's no separation between what happens within the church and in the government.
w/ @fortworthreport.bsky.social @texastribune.org
“No Separation Between Church and State”: Inside a Texas Church’s Training Academy for Christians Running for Office
A Fort Worth church’s candidate training program is the “next stage” of a religion-driven political movement, which has more latitude now that the IRS has allowed religious leaders to endorse candidat...
www.propublica.org
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
TAX ALL FUCKING CHURCHES!!!
What a loony fruit.
Trump claims that food stamps "puts the country in jeopardy. People that are able-bodied can do a job, they leave their job because they figure they can pick this up, it's easier."
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What a loony fruit.
He used a Temu magic eyebrow pencil.
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
He used a Temu magic eyebrow pencil.
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Just posted two new tree ornament sets. One has black birds. At surly.etsy.com #ceramics
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Just posted two new tree ornament sets. One has black birds. At surly.etsy.com #ceramics
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Amazing job @democrats.senate.gov 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Amazing job @democrats.senate.gov 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ
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I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
He doesn't represent anyone but his own criminal element of rapists n thieves. How dare you suggest he represents decent humans. 👀
Never has an elected official been more out of touch with the electorate he represents.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He doesn't represent anyone but his own criminal element of rapists n thieves. How dare you suggest he represents decent humans. 👀
YOU BIG FUCKING NERD just took me out.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
YOU BIG FUCKING NERD just took me out.
Jeebus fuckin Chrispy fuckin chickens... Texas really is a fucking cesspool of the most hate mongering perverted religious money worshipping child molesting filth n nastiness on Earth. Should fucking nuke it from space just to be sure it stops spreading.
NEW: A Fort Worth church is offering a $100 online academy that aims to train conservative Christians to run for office.
At the core of the program is the idea that there's no separation between what happens within the church and in the government.
w/ @fortworthreport.bsky.social @texastribune.org
At the core of the program is the idea that there's no separation between what happens within the church and in the government.
w/ @fortworthreport.bsky.social @texastribune.org
“No Separation Between Church and State”: Inside a Texas Church’s Training Academy for Christians Running for Office
A Fort Worth church’s candidate training program is the “next stage” of a religion-driven political movement, which has more latitude now that the IRS has allowed religious leaders to endorse candidat...
www.propublica.org
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Jeebus fuckin Chrispy fuckin chickens... Texas really is a fucking cesspool of the most hate mongering perverted religious money worshipping child molesting filth n nastiness on Earth. Should fucking nuke it from space just to be sure it stops spreading.
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never relax never relax never relax
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
never relax never relax never relax
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Rescued this teddy from the sidewalk near Sheridan and Winona
If you live in the area, share to help it find its owner
If you live in the area, share to help it find its owner
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Rescued this teddy from the sidewalk near Sheridan and Winona
If you live in the area, share to help it find its owner
If you live in the area, share to help it find its owner
Just got the worst jumpscare of my life from A Touch of Frost. Episode 2 Season 9. Mistaken Identity part 2.
I think I cracked a rib or 2.
I think I cracked a rib or 2.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just got the worst jumpscare of my life from A Touch of Frost. Episode 2 Season 9. Mistaken Identity part 2.
I think I cracked a rib or 2.
I think I cracked a rib or 2.
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My perfume that I ordered like forever ago finally arrived.
I. Smell. FABULOUS.
us.juliettehasagun.com/products/mmm...
I. Smell. FABULOUS.
us.juliettehasagun.com/products/mmm...
Mmmm...
MMMM ... everything starts with this unspeakable onomatopoeia. A gourmet perfume where Neroli and Vanilla share the spotlight.
us.juliettehasagun.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My perfume that I ordered like forever ago finally arrived.
I. Smell. FABULOUS.
us.juliettehasagun.com/products/mmm...
I. Smell. FABULOUS.
us.juliettehasagun.com/products/mmm...
Let's ask Tarantino.
Do you think the green m&m has human suckable toes under those boots?
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Let's ask Tarantino.
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Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"