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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨
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I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site
I cuss like a sailor
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive autStoner
Elvis is alive and demanding for the Epstein files to be released and published as a book.
Pinned
John Fetterman looks like what you get if you cook Mr. Potato Head in Mountain Dew.
John Fetterman looks like if Skynet made Terminators with Juggalos.
John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
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A tiny bit of shameless self-promotion because the gifting season is creeping up on us. If you’re after something delicious, handcrafted, and ethical, my chocolate boxes, bars, and treats make really lovely gifts. Treat yourself, treat someone else, or both, I won’t judge! Reshares appreciated! 🍫✨
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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accidentally went to the grocery store the weekend before thanksgiving...is it everyone's first day on earth
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Edward Showcock

New York, New York City Municipal Deaths, 1795-1949
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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'Whose finger on the trigger?' The Dallas debate rumbles on. But for those who couldn't care who shot J.R., there's always Hammer House of Horror on ITV. Daily Mirror (22nd November 1980).
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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evergreen
😭 i didn't sow this so why am i reaping???
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Playing at table 69… niiice…
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Volunteering with fellow union siblings at the LA Fed Thanksgiving Community Food Distro today…

Cars lined up around the block, and still plenty to hand out—if you’re local and need a lift with Thanksgiving Dinner plans, come thru :)
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Lancelot Grossly

England, Yorkshire, Parish Registers, 1538-2016
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
December 2, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Well aren't you just a pretentious fucktrad. I sincerely hope a bird shits in your eye you jerkasaurus dick.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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proof that necessity has nothing to do with invention
As if there arent a billion gorgeous Beatles photos here comes the Ai peddlers with their slop
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Bwa ha ha
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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At Barnes & Noble, a copy of 𝙏𝙝𝙪𝙨 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙕𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖 fell off the shelf as I walked by. Either Nietzsche wanted a word or gravity finally accepted nihilism.

Happy (or Dreadful) Philosophy Day, everyone.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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We’re excited to see everyone at the Remove the Regime main rally today in Washington, D.C.! It kicks off at 12:00 PM at the Lincoln Memorial, followed by a march on Washington, with headlining speakers and live performances from Dropkick Murphys and Earth to Eve!
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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{free-floating anxiety}
December 16, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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You do realize that just because you talk on your Apple Watch, that does not make you a Power Ranger, right?
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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We were moving a chair in the office and someone goes “push it” and only Gen X said “pu-push it real good.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Why does Barfield lick his asshole and balls for 40 minutes then wanna breathe on me? Dude, you have resting ass breath. Go the fuck away.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Made of Stone (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by The Stone Roses - Topic
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November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Jelly Roll has lost so much weight hes now going by Veggie Roll
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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“My cat’s breath smells like cat food”
I can't read Trump's comment without hearing Ralph Wiggum's voice.
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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bro who doesn't bookmark links but instead has a binder in which he writes down all the url's
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM