korpisworld
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
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AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
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korpisworld
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
· Nov 29
*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
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I don't think they put enough antifreeze in this baja blast
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I don't think they put enough antifreeze in this baja blast
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.
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does anyone know my password at work? or how to do my job?
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
does anyone know my password at work? or how to do my job?
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tying my shoes together so that my feet are perfectly sync'd
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
tying my shoes together so that my feet are perfectly sync'd
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My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing
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when i woke up and realized rl starts again this week i exhaled so hard i flew around the room like a deflating balloon
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
when i woke up and realized rl starts again this week i exhaled so hard i flew around the room like a deflating balloon
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i stopped rawdogging reality when i was 12 and never looked back
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
i stopped rawdogging reality when i was 12 and never looked back
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ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
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Might spend this year getting reacquainted with the floor
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Might spend this year getting reacquainted with the floor
Monday walked in like a gunslinger, fanned the hammer, and shot my long weekend in the back.
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Monday walked in like a gunslinger, fanned the hammer, and shot my long weekend in the back.
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Diet day 1
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious.
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious.
December 31, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Diet day 1
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious.
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious.
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I went on a date with a woman whose online profile said she had an infectious smile.
She had cold sores.
She had cold sores.
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I went on a date with a woman whose online profile said she had an infectious smile.
She had cold sores.
She had cold sores.
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Sorry I looked at my watch while you were talking, but it had already been a whole minute.
January 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Sorry I looked at my watch while you were talking, but it had already been a whole minute.
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I’m the human equivalent of a hiccup.
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I’m the human equivalent of a hiccup.
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*puts glasses on*
*looks around*
*takes glasses off*
*looks around*
*takes glasses off*
January 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
*puts glasses on*
*looks around*
*takes glasses off*
*looks around*
*takes glasses off*
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The zoo is the perfect place to have terrible flatulence
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The zoo is the perfect place to have terrible flatulence
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the gangs all here - me and my 15 personalities
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
the gangs all here - me and my 15 personalities
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One of the benefits of moving back in with my parents is that I can sleep in their bed if I watch a scary movie
November 21, 2023 at 7:03 PM
One of the benefits of moving back in with my parents is that I can sleep in their bed if I watch a scary movie
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If the feral cats are chanting in Latin, notify security immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
If the feral cats are chanting in Latin, notify security immediately.
Just chugged a Gatorade to replenish electrolytes and fluids.
Now to quit crying.
Now to quit crying.
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Just chugged a Gatorade to replenish electrolytes and fluids.
Now to quit crying.
Now to quit crying.
Sunday afternoon: the part of the weekend where the vibes start buffering.
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Sunday afternoon: the part of the weekend where the vibes start buffering.
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‘I can be quite fun’ I insist as I headbutt the mirror repeatedly
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
‘I can be quite fun’ I insist as I headbutt the mirror repeatedly