korpisworld
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
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I like to wear my cowboy hat to the grocery store then stand in front of the canned beans shelf asking passersby which kind they think the other fellas on the cattle drive would like. “You think Bourbon and Brown Sugar?” I ask.
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You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
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If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
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If a foodie is a person who appreciates great food, I could most accurately be described as a sleepie.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If a foodie is a person who appreciates great food, I could most accurately be described as a sleepie.
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
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When you go 10 hours without coffee, you completed a decaflon
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
When you go 10 hours without coffee, you completed a decaflon
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Have you ever tried stretching out your legs on a footstool? No?
Well, you ottoman!
Well, you ottoman!
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Have you ever tried stretching out your legs on a footstool? No?
Well, you ottoman!
Well, you ottoman!
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Country music? You mean farm emo?
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Country music? You mean farm emo?
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The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
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I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
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Do I need a puffy vest? I feel like I need a puffy vest.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Do I need a puffy vest? I feel like I need a puffy vest.
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
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Imagine meeting your soulmate and finding out they say Sunday Funday.
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Imagine meeting your soulmate and finding out they say Sunday Funday.
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how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
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The echocardiogram revealed a miniature ghost town inside your heart full of empty, dilapidated houses built for all the people you once thought were going to stay.
January 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The echocardiogram revealed a miniature ghost town inside your heart full of empty, dilapidated houses built for all the people you once thought were going to stay.
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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Happy birthday Marie Curie, you would have loved PPE
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy birthday Marie Curie, you would have loved PPE
I swear my couch gave me the flu this weekend. Betrayed by the very thing I trusted most.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I swear my couch gave me the flu this weekend. Betrayed by the very thing I trusted most.
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If you’re looking for the penitentiary it’s between the penininetiary and the peneleventiary
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you’re looking for the penitentiary it’s between the penininetiary and the peneleventiary
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You wouldn’t be the first person to go to bed with me on account of my skills with a George Foreman grill, let me tell you.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You wouldn’t be the first person to go to bed with me on account of my skills with a George Foreman grill, let me tell you.
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i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit
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"ENTER PASSWORD"
*types 'snowflake'*
"RE-ENTER PASSWORD"
*types 'snowflake'*
"ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL".
*types 'snowflake'*
"RE-ENTER PASSWORD"
*types 'snowflake'*
"ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL".
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"ENTER PASSWORD"
*types 'snowflake'*
"RE-ENTER PASSWORD"
*types 'snowflake'*
"ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL".
*types 'snowflake'*
"RE-ENTER PASSWORD"
*types 'snowflake'*
"ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL".
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If you keep saying that your life was on inside out the whole time you're gonna start believing in tags
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you keep saying that your life was on inside out the whole time you're gonna start believing in tags
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suffering from the mild but persistent delusion that spending $150-200 at The Container Store would solve a lot of my problems
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
suffering from the mild but persistent delusion that spending $150-200 at The Container Store would solve a lot of my problems
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