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DeeDastardly
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Don’t wait for bad stuff to happen, create the shitshow yourself.
I keep my friends close, but my cheese and wine closer.
August 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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My life is loosely based on a true story.
November 26, 2024 at 12:44 PM
I've always respected and admired people who think before they speak.
July 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Every day a new test of my composure.
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman.
July 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I think it would be cool to merge retirement homes, children’s homes, and animal shelters. A community where older people teach young children about life and take care of abandoned animals together. I bet it would do wonders for everyone involved.
July 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The United States is the new Evil Empire.
July 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You think you know fear, I've seen me naked.
July 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I know that you know that I know that you know that I know what you did last summer.

So now you know.
July 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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“Put them in the freezer, we’ll make banana bread with them” and other lies we tell ourselves.
July 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Nothing good comes from putting on pants.
July 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I only get called ‘lady’ by little kids who don’t know any better.
July 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Good news, guys. My shitshow has been renewed for a second season.
August 13, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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My toxic trait is thinking I can fix my entire life by buying a new notebook.
July 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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busy ghosts keep a to-boo list
July 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I love watching the sun rise, but I prefer not to be driving to work when it happens.
July 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Her: How’s your anger management therapy going?

Me: Long time no seethe.
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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In these awful times, it’s important to remain sexy in our own stupid fucked up little ways
July 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The older I get the more I regret not having told more people to fuck off.
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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ugh sequels. charlie xcx? how many chocolate factories does that kid need to go to?
July 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I got stuck behind a learner driver on the way to work this morning.

I learned so much, it was awesome.
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
*watching exciting ending of action movie

Wow, I wonder how they keep those floors so shiny?
July 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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It's not graffiti. That building wanted a tattoo
July 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I’d fight a bear* for you
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(*teddy)
July 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I care about people.

Whoops, sorry I meant cheese.

I care about cheese.
July 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM