DeeDastardly
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DeeDastardly
@mydmac.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Don’t wait for bad stuff to happen, create the shitshow yourself.
I keep my friends close, but my cheese and wine closer.
August 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I keep my friends close, but my cheese and wine closer.
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My life is loosely based on a true story.
November 26, 2024 at 12:44 PM
My life is loosely based on a true story.
I've always respected and admired people who think before they speak.
July 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I've always respected and admired people who think before they speak.
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Every day a new test of my composure.
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Every day a new test of my composure.
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Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman.
July 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman.
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I think it would be cool to merge retirement homes, children’s homes, and animal shelters. A community where older people teach young children about life and take care of abandoned animals together. I bet it would do wonders for everyone involved.
July 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think it would be cool to merge retirement homes, children’s homes, and animal shelters. A community where older people teach young children about life and take care of abandoned animals together. I bet it would do wonders for everyone involved.
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The United States is the new Evil Empire.
July 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The United States is the new Evil Empire.
You think you know fear, I've seen me naked.
July 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You think you know fear, I've seen me naked.
I know that you know that I know that you know that I know what you did last summer.
So now you know.
So now you know.
July 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I know that you know that I know that you know that I know what you did last summer.
So now you know.
So now you know.
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“Put them in the freezer, we’ll make banana bread with them” and other lies we tell ourselves.
July 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
“Put them in the freezer, we’ll make banana bread with them” and other lies we tell ourselves.
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Nothing good comes from putting on pants.
July 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Nothing good comes from putting on pants.
I only get called ‘lady’ by little kids who don’t know any better.
July 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I only get called ‘lady’ by little kids who don’t know any better.
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Good news, guys. My shitshow has been renewed for a second season.
August 13, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Good news, guys. My shitshow has been renewed for a second season.
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My toxic trait is thinking I can fix my entire life by buying a new notebook.
July 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
My toxic trait is thinking I can fix my entire life by buying a new notebook.
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busy ghosts keep a to-boo list
July 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
busy ghosts keep a to-boo list
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I love watching the sun rise, but I prefer not to be driving to work when it happens.
July 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I love watching the sun rise, but I prefer not to be driving to work when it happens.
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Her: How’s your anger management therapy going?
Me: Long time no seethe.
Me: Long time no seethe.
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Her: How’s your anger management therapy going?
Me: Long time no seethe.
Me: Long time no seethe.
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In these awful times, it’s important to remain sexy in our own stupid fucked up little ways
July 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
In these awful times, it’s important to remain sexy in our own stupid fucked up little ways
The older I get the more I regret not having told more people to fuck off.
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The older I get the more I regret not having told more people to fuck off.
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ugh sequels. charlie xcx? how many chocolate factories does that kid need to go to?
July 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ugh sequels. charlie xcx? how many chocolate factories does that kid need to go to?
I got stuck behind a learner driver on the way to work this morning.
I learned so much, it was awesome.
I learned so much, it was awesome.
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I got stuck behind a learner driver on the way to work this morning.
I learned so much, it was awesome.
I learned so much, it was awesome.
*watching exciting ending of action movie
Wow, I wonder how they keep those floors so shiny?
Wow, I wonder how they keep those floors so shiny?
July 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
*watching exciting ending of action movie
Wow, I wonder how they keep those floors so shiny?
Wow, I wonder how they keep those floors so shiny?
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It's not graffiti. That building wanted a tattoo
July 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's not graffiti. That building wanted a tattoo
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I’d fight a bear* for you
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(*teddy)
July 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’d fight a bear* for you
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(*teddy)
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(*teddy)
I care about people.
Whoops, sorry I meant cheese.
I care about cheese.
Whoops, sorry I meant cheese.
I care about cheese.
July 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I care about people.
Whoops, sorry I meant cheese.
I care about cheese.
Whoops, sorry I meant cheese.
I care about cheese.