Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Nov 5
Bald eagles are just well-dressed vultures.
Hoping to pay my dues with Kohl's cash.
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hoping to pay my dues with Kohl's cash.
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I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.
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Like a gargoyle trapped within a white picket fence.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Like a gargoyle trapped within a white picket fence.
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Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
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finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
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You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
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finally getting braces for my vagina dentata
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
finally getting braces for my vagina dentata
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
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I’m rehearsing for Thanksgiving by crying hysterically while eating mashed potatoes with my hands.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m rehearsing for Thanksgiving by crying hysterically while eating mashed potatoes with my hands.
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started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
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But i promised I'd smoke chronic til the day that I die your honor
January 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
But i promised I'd smoke chronic til the day that I die your honor
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I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.
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Limbering up for the annual avi change.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Limbering up for the annual avi change.
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I dont need a job, mom, I have 11k followers on bluesky
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I dont need a job, mom, I have 11k followers on bluesky
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Her: Hi.
Me: Make sure, cuz I’m probably gonna ruin your life.
Me: Make sure, cuz I’m probably gonna ruin your life.
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Her: Hi.
Me: Make sure, cuz I’m probably gonna ruin your life.
Me: Make sure, cuz I’m probably gonna ruin your life.
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if you’re thinking what i’m thinking you should probably reach out to a mental health specialist
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
if you’re thinking what i’m thinking you should probably reach out to a mental health specialist
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You too can be this awkward for the low, low price of a constant need for validation coupled with an abhorrent disdain for socializing.
October 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You too can be this awkward for the low, low price of a constant need for validation coupled with an abhorrent disdain for socializing.
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You wouldn’t be the first person to go to bed with me on account of my skills with a George Foreman grill, let me tell you.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You wouldn’t be the first person to go to bed with me on account of my skills with a George Foreman grill, let me tell you.
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I like my coffee like I like my men, bitter and with a slightly unpleasant mouth feel
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I like my coffee like I like my men, bitter and with a slightly unpleasant mouth feel
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A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
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Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.