Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Feb 6
Hot and bothered, but it is just my glasses fogging up when I come in from shoveling
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Not a shower, not a grower, but a secret third thing.
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Not a shower, not a grower, but a secret third thing.
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
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I think a little poison will make me feel better.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think a little poison will make me feel better.
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ME: what’s the worst that could happen?
UNIVERSE: *cracks knuckles*
UNIVERSE: *cracks knuckles*
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
ME: what’s the worst that could happen?
UNIVERSE: *cracks knuckles*
UNIVERSE: *cracks knuckles*
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anxiety keeps me real spry
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
anxiety keeps me real spry
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if someone says “ribbed,” and you don’t immediately say “for her pleasure,” we probably can’t be friends
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
if someone says “ribbed,” and you don’t immediately say “for her pleasure,” we probably can’t be friends
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if you’re mentally exhausted it’s bc you’ve been paying attention
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
if you’re mentally exhausted it’s bc you’ve been paying attention
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Have you ever considered, wtf?
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Have you ever considered, wtf?
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Who up wagging they dog
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Who up wagging they dog
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I'm filtering the news through you guys.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I'm filtering the news through you guys.
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Look at the moon with me and tell me I’m pretty, you bitch
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Look at the moon with me and tell me I’m pretty, you bitch
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i had a salad today so if you see a tattooed speck of dust floating around tomorrow it’s probably me
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
i had a salad today so if you see a tattooed speck of dust floating around tomorrow it’s probably me
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Acting normal is a lot of pressure.
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Acting normal is a lot of pressure.
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if roseanne barr married jeffrey epstein, she’d be roseanne epstein-barr it’s 3:56am hello insomnia you stupid motherf
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
if roseanne barr married jeffrey epstein, she’d be roseanne epstein-barr it’s 3:56am hello insomnia you stupid motherf
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I made you a mixtape, your honor.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I made you a mixtape, your honor.
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It’s 8 a.m., and I’ve already misplaced my sanity.
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
It’s 8 a.m., and I’ve already misplaced my sanity.
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If you are what you eat, we could all be billionaires by the end of the week.
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
If you are what you eat, we could all be billionaires by the end of the week.
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You get up every day and do good things in spite of all the bullshit. I don’t know how you guys do i–wait it’s the drugs isn’t it
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
You get up every day and do good things in spite of all the bullshit. I don’t know how you guys do i–wait it’s the drugs isn’t it
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After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
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Went out without my phone today, like some sort of time traveler.
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Went out without my phone today, like some sort of time traveler.
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you can beat around the bush all you want but I don’t have one so it’s kind of a waste of time
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
you can beat around the bush all you want but I don’t have one so it’s kind of a waste of time
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babies are gross not sure why anyone keeps them around
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
babies are gross not sure why anyone keeps them around
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I know it’s been said many times, many ways, but UV rays have gradually deteriorated the rubber gasket around the stink pipe going through your roof
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I know it’s been said many times, many ways, but UV rays have gradually deteriorated the rubber gasket around the stink pipe going through your roof
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A sex position that also decapitates me sounds nice
January 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
A sex position that also decapitates me sounds nice