Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Nov 5
Bald eagles are just well-dressed vultures.
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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I think if you post bad you should have to wear a scarlet P around on you in real life
January 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I think if you post bad you should have to wear a scarlet P around on you in real life
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I’m sorry, this is elegiac bluesky. You’re looking for clappin' cheeks bluesky. That’s just down the hall, 2nd door on your right
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I’m sorry, this is elegiac bluesky. You’re looking for clappin' cheeks bluesky. That’s just down the hall, 2nd door on your right
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The first person to say okie doke must've felt like a god.
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The first person to say okie doke must've felt like a god.
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I love you just the way you are, if you make these few changes.
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I love you just the way you are, if you make these few changes.
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never underestimate the seductive power of a plate of loaded nachos
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
never underestimate the seductive power of a plate of loaded nachos
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drafts: yesterday’s posts, today
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
drafts: yesterday’s posts, today
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down here we call mids tens.
January 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
down here we call mids tens.
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my sighs are up here
January 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
my sighs are up here
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Anyone else watch the news just to learn what new words to mute on here?
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Anyone else watch the news just to learn what new words to mute on here?
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this is not the semi charmed life i was raised to expect
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
this is not the semi charmed life i was raised to expect
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my milkshake brought all the ants to the porch
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
my milkshake brought all the ants to the porch
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My check engine light has been on since 1992
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
My check engine light has been on since 1992
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Building time into my schedule for lollygagging
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Building time into my schedule for lollygagging
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I haven’t read the news today but I did note that Luke’s Liquors was poppin at 11:15 on a Tuesday morning
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I haven’t read the news today but I did note that Luke’s Liquors was poppin at 11:15 on a Tuesday morning
Dabbing a little A1 behind my ear in hope that the darkness will consume me
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Dabbing a little A1 behind my ear in hope that the darkness will consume me
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“my hair looks so good tonight” i say, combing my pubes
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
“my hair looks so good tonight” i say, combing my pubes
You ever listen to Rico Suave while manscaping bro?
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
You ever listen to Rico Suave while manscaping bro?
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Self loathing as an art form.
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Self loathing as an art form.
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I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
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Fall in love with me you coward
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fall in love with me you coward
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wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
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I like to watch horror flicks with my cats so they know how safe and lucky they are to live with me
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I like to watch horror flicks with my cats so they know how safe and lucky they are to live with me
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The internet is basically people liking things and other people saying those things suck.
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
The internet is basically people liking things and other people saying those things suck.
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Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.