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vtbee80.bsky.social
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@vtbee80.bsky.social
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she/her/hers
queer 🏳️‍🌈

always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.

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B 🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · Jan 27
me (drunk, taking off my top): draw me like one of your french girls

caricature artist at six flags: ma’am you need to leave the park immediately
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gupton68.bsky.social
me: please don’t judge me

four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do

me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
vtbee80.bsky.social
the feminine urge to untie the green ribbon that’s keeping my head attached to my neck
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
Last Christmas I gave you my heart

Please respond
December 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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biteybutcute.bsky.social
my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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kellalena.bsky.social
Acting normal is a lot of pressure.
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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altaudge.ruins.party
i won’t be at peace until i turn into a dragon or, at the very least, some sort of large lizard
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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altaudge.ruins.party
brain for sale, never used
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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kimmalien.bsky.social
Biblically accurate slutty Jesus
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
vtbee80.bsky.social
if you’re struggling to meet your daily cheese quota you should know that a regular #14 from Jersey Mike’s has ten slices
December 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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captaintrashi.bsky.social
SEX POSITIVITY MEME
December 14, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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infinitefinite.bsky.social
For Whom the Guy Replies
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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coffeeinhand.bsky.social
Welcome to my home. I'll show you around and introduce you to my various piles
December 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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potshopboy.bsky.social
Some of you are so cute it makes me sick.
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
pls don’t ask me to remove my antlers they’re medicinal
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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daisy91.bsky.social
I make really good paper airplanes

~me, flirting
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
vtbee80.bsky.social
just ate a handful of Flintstones vitamins and now i’m ready to fight the sun
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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dly.bsky.social
I’ve been loving titties since before it was cool
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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stev.bsky.social
Just heard about titties this is incredible news
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
me and the homies working on a choreographed dance number for the best friends retreat
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
vtbee80.bsky.social
i just paid $7.25 for one bottle of Dasani…it better get me drunk
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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patnspankme.bsky.social
shitposting for a brighter tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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altaudge.ruins.party
like this post to disappear into the void
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
i assumed at least one of you got a sense of humor for Christmas. and yet.
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
We need more posts about reading books, holding hands, and worshipping the dark lord.
December 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM