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@vtbee80.bsky.social
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queer 🏳️‍🌈

always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.

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at my funeral, feel free to cut off one of my tattoos and take it home with you
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Me, literally every minute of every day:
I have to laugh at this or else I will lose my mind.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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googles woodchipper news
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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anointing myself the high priestess of wtf
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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*getting hit in the face with a shovel

My god, I love you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I’m eating for 2 now, according to the serving suggestion on the packet.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
update: didn’t make it to 45 before i got a stomachache :(
i’m going to eat 45 flintstones chewables on my 45ᵗʰ birthday, just to see what happens
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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at least tomorrow is not monday
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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*laughs at stupid flies getting shocked in bug zapper*

*routinely burns mouth on hot pizza*
December 25, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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just finished building a ship in a la croix can.

i mean i think it's done, i can't see it
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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some of you look like you eat cheese wrong
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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[when my moots retweet me] I love you
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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after having done absolutely nothing i deserve a treat
March 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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That's fucking disgusting

Let me see
November 29, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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Welcome to another episode of “Am I dying or is this just what being old feels like?”
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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*Smacks candy out of kid's hand*

OMG DON'T EAT THAT

-Why, is it poisoned?!

Twizzler?? Gross.
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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“hey” with the intention of getting stoned and building lego sets together
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Lingerie but it’s just Little Debbie snack cakes covering my tids and bits.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Eat me out, bitch
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
it should be illegal to get out of bed when you are still very sleepy
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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I want a new tattoo
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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what if we kissed and went to bed early
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM