B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her/hers
queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Pinned
B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
· Feb 1
me: do you take walk-ins?
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
Reposted by B 🐝
Reverse clowngirl, so I can honk your balls
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reverse clowngirl, so I can honk your balls
Reposted by B 🐝
they should make a salad that’s pizza
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
they should make a salad that’s pizza
Reposted by B 🐝
hey stop posting until
this one has a chance
this one has a chance
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
hey stop posting until
this one has a chance
this one has a chance
Reposted by B 🐝
My Onlyfans is just me, slowly eating corn the long way.
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My Onlyfans is just me, slowly eating corn the long way.
Reposted by B 🐝
if you've never banged a dead vibrator against the wall to revive it you've led a charmed life
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
if you've never banged a dead vibrator against the wall to revive it you've led a charmed life
Reposted by B 🐝
you wanna get together later and chase me with a knife
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
you wanna get together later and chase me with a knife
Reposted by B 🐝
just imagine how powerful and hot id be if i took care of myself in literally any way
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
just imagine how powerful and hot id be if i took care of myself in literally any way
Reposted by B 🐝
my favorite thing about valentine’s day is masturbating while eating chocolate
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
my favorite thing about valentine’s day is masturbating while eating chocolate
Reposted by B 🐝
On the one hand, I’m self-aware. But on the other, I’m self-aware. You see the issue here
February 13, 2026 at 9:34 AM
On the one hand, I’m self-aware. But on the other, I’m self-aware. You see the issue here
Reposted by B 🐝
based on the way lifes gone, if id been born a guy, id have a small dick. but id touch it a lot.
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 AM
based on the way lifes gone, if id been born a guy, id have a small dick. but id touch it a lot.
Reposted by B 🐝
[climbing out of the dumpster] fri-yay
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
[climbing out of the dumpster] fri-yay
Reposted by B 🐝
i’m sending you all one conversation heart each for valentine’s day so if you want a specific one lmk now
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
i’m sending you all one conversation heart each for valentine’s day so if you want a specific one lmk now
Reposted by B 🐝
My favorite part of valentines day is when cupid shoots me point blank in the face
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My favorite part of valentines day is when cupid shoots me point blank in the face
Reposted by B 🐝
hate to say it*
*schedules time to say it again
*schedules time to say it again
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
hate to say it*
*schedules time to say it again
*schedules time to say it again
it’s NOT today but SOMETIMES my birthday is on friday the 13th so you should all celebrate about me today
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
it’s NOT today but SOMETIMES my birthday is on friday the 13th so you should all celebrate about me today
Reposted by B 🐝
Any day can be Friday the 13th if you’re creepy enough.
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Any day can be Friday the 13th if you’re creepy enough.
Reposted by B 🐝
I feel like maybe I could grow quills to ward off strangers if I wished hard enough.
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I feel like maybe I could grow quills to ward off strangers if I wished hard enough.
i filled my own washer fluid this morning
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
i filled my own washer fluid this morning
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
*adds “mechanic” to resume*
Reposted by B 🐝
what's up with people sleeping instead of liking my skeets? unbelievable
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
what's up with people sleeping instead of liking my skeets? unbelievable
Reposted by B 🐝
[on my second rodeo] this isn’t my first rodeo
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
[on my second rodeo] this isn’t my first rodeo
Reposted by B 🐝
The only way I’m getting flowers on Valentine’s Day is if I die before then
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The only way I’m getting flowers on Valentine’s Day is if I die before then
Reposted by B 🐝
[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
Reposted by B 🐝
You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?
Reposted by B 🐝
god i'd be so annoying if i was a beautiful woman
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
god i'd be so annoying if i was a beautiful woman
prescription strength cunnilingus is this anything?
February 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
prescription strength cunnilingus is this anything?