B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her/hers
queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
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queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
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B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
· Feb 19
at my funeral, feel free to cut off one of my tattoos and take it home with you
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i don’t think i can wait until raccoons are actually domesticated. i’m just gonna go ahead and let them in my house
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i don’t think i can wait until raccoons are actually domesticated. i’m just gonna go ahead and let them in my house
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Now that it’s officially Sagittarius season, please remember it is no longer legal to hunt Scorpios for sport.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Now that it’s officially Sagittarius season, please remember it is no longer legal to hunt Scorpios for sport.
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babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a dumb bitch on the internet
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a dumb bitch on the internet
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I haven’t been posting lately because looming just outside your window has been taking up too much of my time
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I haven’t been posting lately because looming just outside your window has been taking up too much of my time
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who’s also awake at the witching hour
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
who’s also awake at the witching hour
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If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
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ayy girl, i want u to be my Amiga, why don’t u show me your Clavier Fonctionnel Grand Format
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
ayy girl, i want u to be my Amiga, why don’t u show me your Clavier Fonctionnel Grand Format
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*first day as a drug dealer*: could I interest you in some extra strength ibuprofen
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
*first day as a drug dealer*: could I interest you in some extra strength ibuprofen
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While you were partying I was studying the blade
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
While you were partying I was studying the blade
follow my cooking channel to learn all my favorite dinner recipes such as “burnt grilled cheese”, “burnt frozen pizza”, and “scrambled eggs that stick to the pan”
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
follow my cooking channel to learn all my favorite dinner recipes such as “burnt grilled cheese”, “burnt frozen pizza”, and “scrambled eggs that stick to the pan”
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the prophecy says you have to shut up now
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the prophecy says you have to shut up now
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if you’re known for beating around the bush you might be able to find my labia
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
if you’re known for beating around the bush you might be able to find my labia
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Imagine how scary it would be if birds really did appear every time you are near.
February 1, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Imagine how scary it would be if birds really did appear every time you are near.
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I'll take the induced coma, please.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'll take the induced coma, please.
i will stand for what i believe in, and i believe in sitting down
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i will stand for what i believe in, and i believe in sitting down
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my car should have a button that raptures drivers who annoy me to hell
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
my car should have a button that raptures drivers who annoy me to hell
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
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string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you
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*gets out of bed*
Me: This is bullshit.
Me: This is bullshit.
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
*gets out of bed*
Me: This is bullshit.
Me: This is bullshit.
*first day as a drug dealer*: “you can save some money if you get the generic version”
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
*first day as a drug dealer*: “you can save some money if you get the generic version”
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*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
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[passenger next to me starts putting in earbuds] Are you mad at me?
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
[passenger next to me starts putting in earbuds] Are you mad at me?
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People with glass hearts shouldn't throw themselves at people with hearts of stone.
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
People with glass hearts shouldn't throw themselves at people with hearts of stone.
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just know that if you sit next to me on an otherwise completely empty bus I am casting a hex on you in my mind
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
just know that if you sit next to me on an otherwise completely empty bus I am casting a hex on you in my mind