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@drucifer.bsky.social
🥝Hobbies: Witchy Shit👻, Tennis🎾, Karting🏎️🥝
🥭the italian yr favorite girl wishes she could be🥭
🍈All Natural; I'm a Catchural🍈
🍐(they/them, only bro me if you know me)🍐
🥭the italian yr favorite girl wishes she could be🥭
🍈All Natural; I'm a Catchural🍈
🍐(they/them, only bro me if you know me)🍐
Pinned
yeah, i’m into TARIFFS
Titties
Ass
Romance
Intercourse
Freakin
Fondlin
Suckin
Titties
Ass
Romance
Intercourse
Freakin
Fondlin
Suckin
it’s crazy that Dan Schneider had zero involvement with Hunchback of Notre Dame given how much Esmeralda shows off foot
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
it’s crazy that Dan Schneider had zero involvement with Hunchback of Notre Dame given how much Esmeralda shows off foot
Humanities boyfriend who tries to get you into The Canterbury Tales but insists on Middle English
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Humanities boyfriend who tries to get you into The Canterbury Tales but insists on Middle English
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hamburglar alanis morissette: i got one ham in my pocket, and the other ones giving a ; high five
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
hamburglar alanis morissette: i got one ham in my pocket, and the other ones giving a ; high five
i wonder whether these men are This Way™ because they have just enough self-awareness to imagine death; animate husks, with spark enough to sense that their passing will not be given even 1/10th the attention they receive by being hated in the present. hollow men, living out their deaths in advance.
No danger of much civility on here, so that's progress I suppose
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
i wonder whether these men are This Way™ because they have just enough self-awareness to imagine death; animate husks, with spark enough to sense that their passing will not be given even 1/10th the attention they receive by being hated in the present. hollow men, living out their deaths in advance.
in a world with the internet and ubiquitous digital technology, all of these are party tricks. as such, they should probably be taught by a cool uncle/aunt
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
in a world with the internet and ubiquitous digital technology, all of these are party tricks. as such, they should probably be taught by a cool uncle/aunt
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The complete Bayeux Tapestry has finally been released and proves that Bishop Odo had absolutely nothing to do with the illegal Norman invasion of England.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The complete Bayeux Tapestry has finally been released and proves that Bishop Odo had absolutely nothing to do with the illegal Norman invasion of England.
breaking: King’s College London in talks with SeaWorld to sell off high quality sea lion that they purchased by mistake
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
breaking: King’s College London in talks with SeaWorld to sell off high quality sea lion that they purchased by mistake
Pygmalion be like:
you don't need an ai boyfriend or girlfriend to fill that emotional hole in your soul, six feet of cold earth works just as well
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Pygmalion be like:
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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Pro tip: Turn off all your recurring subscriptions. Walk toward the horizon.
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pro tip: Turn off all your recurring subscriptions. Walk toward the horizon.
if this description matches you, my dms are open, happy new year
stoned mother quotes: cookie eating twin titties
smoking marijuana and watching the new frankenstein with my mother, after her knee replacement surgery yesterday.
happy new year, be safe, dont drink and drive, I love you all 💜💜💜
happy new year, be safe, dont drink and drive, I love you all 💜💜💜
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
if this description matches you, my dms are open, happy new year
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October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Hey heyyy youre beautiful and hot and deserve all the best things in the world. In case you dared doubt that shit for even a moment
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hey heyyy youre beautiful and hot and deserve all the best things in the world. In case you dared doubt that shit for even a moment
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LET’S GO GIRLS
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
LET’S GO GIRLS
hit le road, Jacques,
and ne pas comme bacques,
pas plus, pas plus, pas plus, pas plus
and ne pas comme bacques,
pas plus, pas plus, pas plus, pas plus
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
hit le road, Jacques,
and ne pas comme bacques,
pas plus, pas plus, pas plus, pas plus
and ne pas comme bacques,
pas plus, pas plus, pas plus, pas plus
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all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨
ｆｕｃｋ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 Fᴜᴄᴋ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 🄵🅄🄲🄺 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ f u c k ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨
ｆｕｃｋ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 Fᴜᴄᴋ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 🄵🅄🄲🄺 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ f u c k ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨
ｆｕｃｋ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 Fᴜᴄᴋ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 🄵🅄🄲🄺 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ f u c k ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨
ｆｕｃｋ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 Fᴜᴄᴋ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 🄵🅄🄲🄺 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ f u c k ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
i like wipin’ my butt, deal with it
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i like wipin’ my butt, deal with it
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[after watching a video of an unlikely friendship between a border collie and a crow]
everything’s gonna be alright after all
everything’s gonna be alright after all
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
[after watching a video of an unlikely friendship between a border collie and a crow]
everything’s gonna be alright after all
everything’s gonna be alright after all
gookie (girl cookie)
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
gookie (girl cookie)
