sarahsonal affective disorder
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
•lazy doomsday cult leader
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes, thick thighs
•Official Minnesotan®️
•Professional Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•in my 30s or 40s
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes, thick thighs
•Official Minnesotan®️
•Professional Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•in my 30s or 40s
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
Pinned
bitches to the left of me, bitches to the right, and here i am, stuck in the middle with bitches
ahh the good old days
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
ahh the good old days
is he dead yet?
January 6, 2026 at 12:21 PM
is he dead yet?
okay wait, I change my answer, when I was 18 I herniated a disc in my back cleaning a hotel room and flipping a California king-size mattress, by myself,for Laura fucking Bush.
that bitch.
that bitch.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
okay wait, I change my answer, when I was 18 I herniated a disc in my back cleaning a hotel room and flipping a California king-size mattress, by myself,for Laura fucking Bush.
that bitch.
that bitch.
she still has approximately 400 items left, if youre not in the US, check them out, i loooove all the earrings ive gotten in the past
Help me clear out my stock. An unprecedented 75% off everything on my website until January 12. Orders go out January 13.
International shipping (minus US) available.
Loxythemaker.com
#bsnm
International shipping (minus US) available.
Loxythemaker.com
#bsnm
Loxy the Maker - Yukon-made jewelry and accessories
Earrings, necklaces, hair clips, pins, magnets, wall hangings, suncatchers and other custom creations made from polymer clay and laser cut wood.
Loxythemaker.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
she still has approximately 400 items left, if youre not in the US, check them out, i loooove all the earrings ive gotten in the past
i think i dont actually believe anyone really likes me.
thats probably not healthy is it? like, mentally?
thats probably not healthy is it? like, mentally?
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
i think i dont actually believe anyone really likes me.
thats probably not healthy is it? like, mentally?
thats probably not healthy is it? like, mentally?
as is most of life
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
as is most of life
angrily doing the dishes as a teenager, bc my mom went out to dinner w/o me. (if I did the dishes, she would know she was a terrible person)
I tripped over the bottom of my floor length skirt and fell onto the coffee mug i was holding.
severed a palmar digital vein in my pinky.
I tripped over the bottom of my floor length skirt and fell onto the coffee mug i was holding.
severed a palmar digital vein in my pinky.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
angrily doing the dishes as a teenager, bc my mom went out to dinner w/o me. (if I did the dishes, she would know she was a terrible person)
I tripped over the bottom of my floor length skirt and fell onto the coffee mug i was holding.
severed a palmar digital vein in my pinky.
I tripped over the bottom of my floor length skirt and fell onto the coffee mug i was holding.
severed a palmar digital vein in my pinky.
omg thank you 😊
SLUT 🫵
(complimentary)
(complimentary)
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
omg thank you 😊
jesus wept
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
jesus wept
last night's stress dreams involved trying to rescue several puppies who were abandoned during the apocalypse.
idk what my brain is doing.
idk what my brain is doing.
January 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
last night's stress dreams involved trying to rescue several puppies who were abandoned during the apocalypse.
idk what my brain is doing.
idk what my brain is doing.
Reposted by sarahsonal affective disorder
I am completely out of money. I raised $850/1300 goal and was able to borrow the rest. I need groceries and hope to pay off my loan asap.
Please help!
venmo: comradeconrad116
paypal.me/cerl116
Please help!
venmo: comradeconrad116
paypal.me/cerl116
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I am completely out of money. I raised $850/1300 goal and was able to borrow the rest. I need groceries and hope to pay off my loan asap.
Please help!
venmo: comradeconrad116
paypal.me/cerl116
Please help!
venmo: comradeconrad116
paypal.me/cerl116
the stars might be blind, but Paris isnt
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
the stars might be blind, but Paris isnt
very true.
<looks left, looks right>
We don’t need to quote skeet every other skeet that we read.
We don’t need to quote skeet every other skeet that we read.
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
very true.
he should be in prison wtf is happening
The lack of reaction to Elon Musk's Child Pornography Machine by governments is frankly shocking
Starmer's spokesman says the reports of Grok's activity is "disturbing" but doesn't say UK Government will take any action
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
he should be in prison wtf is happening
soooo, same old same old
Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
soooo, same old same old
happy noon on Sunday to all who celebrate
made it home from my bro and moms before the weather gets bad, (shes doing really well post-knee replacement btw), i have cabbage roll soup cooking in the crockpot, and a cocktail in my hand while I take a bubble bath.
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
happy noon on Sunday to all who celebrate
made it home from my bro and moms before the weather gets bad, (shes doing really well post-knee replacement btw), i have cabbage roll soup cooking in the crockpot, and a cocktail in my hand while I take a bubble bath.
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
made it home from my bro and moms before the weather gets bad, (shes doing really well post-knee replacement btw), i have cabbage roll soup cooking in the crockpot, and a cocktail in my hand while I take a bubble bath.
"First commercial flying car in production!"
cool cool cool, but can we maybe deal with some other shit first? maybe?
cool cool cool, but can we maybe deal with some other shit first? maybe?
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
"First commercial flying car in production!"
cool cool cool, but can we maybe deal with some other shit first? maybe?
cool cool cool, but can we maybe deal with some other shit first? maybe?
I hate sleeping at other people's houses
January 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I hate sleeping at other people's houses
okay someone give me the hot points from todays shitshow dictator masquerading as a president attacking Venezuela for their oil.
what did I miss in the last 12 hours?
what did I miss in the last 12 hours?
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
okay someone give me the hot points from todays shitshow dictator masquerading as a president attacking Venezuela for their oil.
what did I miss in the last 12 hours?
what did I miss in the last 12 hours?
who picks up an extra shift on a holiday week? jfc I should be admitted for thinking that was a good idea.
January 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
who picks up an extra shift on a holiday week? jfc I should be admitted for thinking that was a good idea.
todays urgent care theme is butts and vaginas, if you even care
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
todays urgent care theme is butts and vaginas, if you even care
they took his wife too?!
thats just straight up wacked out, who does that?
even the mafia leaves wives and kids alone jfc
thats just straight up wacked out, who does that?
even the mafia leaves wives and kids alone jfc
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
they took his wife too?!
thats just straight up wacked out, who does that?
even the mafia leaves wives and kids alone jfc
thats just straight up wacked out, who does that?
even the mafia leaves wives and kids alone jfc
HE IS OLD AND SLOW AND WOULD BE EASY TO CATCH JUST SAYING
Wait you can just like kidnap another county's president from their country and charge them with crimes in your country DO THE OTHER LIKE 194 COUNTRIES KNOW THIS???? THAT THIS CAN BE DONE???? TO PRESIDENTS?????
Live updates: US strikes Venezuela and says its leader has been captured and flown out of the country
Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has been captured by the United States. U.S. President Donald Trump's administration says he'll face charges on a New York indictment.
apnews.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
HE IS OLD AND SLOW AND WOULD BE EASY TO CATCH JUST SAYING
there are 3 Friday the 13ths this year, in February, March and November.
January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
there are 3 Friday the 13ths this year, in February, March and November.