Sarah the red-nosed Krampus 🎄⛄️🍷
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
•lazy doomsday cult leader
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
Pinned
bitches to the left of me, bitches to the right, and here i am, stuck in the middle with bitches
working until 5pm is for the birds though. id much rather be home by 3 for the day
i got a message from a recruiter at a methadone clinic so im doing an interview with them on my day off tomorrow, but im gonna feel so bad if I end up wanting that one more and have to ditch my new current job
ughhhhhh lifeing is hard sometimes
ughhhhhh lifeing is hard sometimes
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
working until 5pm is for the birds though. id much rather be home by 3 for the day
i got a message from a recruiter at a methadone clinic so im doing an interview with them on my day off tomorrow, but im gonna feel so bad if I end up wanting that one more and have to ditch my new current job
ughhhhhh lifeing is hard sometimes
ughhhhhh lifeing is hard sometimes
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i got a message from a recruiter at a methadone clinic so im doing an interview with them on my day off tomorrow, but im gonna feel so bad if I end up wanting that one more and have to ditch my new current job
ughhhhhh lifeing is hard sometimes
ughhhhhh lifeing is hard sometimes
ughhhh
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
ughhhh
*pulls out a chair, sits on it backwards, youth pastor style* you know who else thought united health care sucked?
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
*pulls out a chair, sits on it backwards, youth pastor style* you know who else thought united health care sucked?
Movie you’ve watched more than six times in a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Marvel.
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times in a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Marvel.
there is an 11 yr old in there, working a double shift
“I didn’t know men could build such things.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
there is an 11 yr old in there, working a double shift
im "i rememeber when they used to leave bottles of Arby's sauce and horsey sauce on the tables in the store, next to the ashtrays" old
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
im "i rememeber when they used to leave bottles of Arby's sauce and horsey sauce on the tables in the store, next to the ashtrays" old
"oh yes, the most expensive and globally watched man-hunt of all time, let me just break the chain of custody ho-hum and la-di-da, nothing to see here"
What a totally normal and not-suspicious-at-all thing to do
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"oh yes, the most expensive and globally watched man-hunt of all time, let me just break the chain of custody ho-hum and la-di-da, nothing to see here"
and not even in a sexy way
listen, I know chiropractors are just quack ghost doctors NOW, but as an millennial, I went to several before I knew better and sometimes I just want someone to throw me around, bend me like a pretzel, push on my spine violently and yank on all my joints you know?
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
and not even in a sexy way
absolutely fucking not
if some motherfucker made me think we were going to crash fucking land in a gottdamm field
we WOULD be crash fucking landing after that foolish-ass choice
if some motherfucker made me think we were going to crash fucking land in a gottdamm field
we WOULD be crash fucking landing after that foolish-ass choice
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
absolutely fucking not
if some motherfucker made me think we were going to crash fucking land in a gottdamm field
we WOULD be crash fucking landing after that foolish-ass choice
if some motherfucker made me think we were going to crash fucking land in a gottdamm field
we WOULD be crash fucking landing after that foolish-ass choice
listen, I know chiropractors are just quack ghost doctors NOW, but as an millennial, I went to several before I knew better and sometimes I just want someone to throw me around, bend me like a pretzel, push on my spine violently and yank on all my joints you know?
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
listen, I know chiropractors are just quack ghost doctors NOW, but as an millennial, I went to several before I knew better and sometimes I just want someone to throw me around, bend me like a pretzel, push on my spine violently and yank on all my joints you know?
lol, half of us would have died in infancy if formula didnt exist
and at least 2 of my kids, I was only able to "easily" breastfeeding 1/3 of my kids, my mid couldn't latch,my youngest was literally starving on my breastmilk and was losing weight, which 6 week olds dont usually need to be doing.
and at least 2 of my kids, I was only able to "easily" breastfeeding 1/3 of my kids, my mid couldn't latch,my youngest was literally starving on my breastmilk and was losing weight, which 6 week olds dont usually need to be doing.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
lol, half of us would have died in infancy if formula didnt exist
and at least 2 of my kids, I was only able to "easily" breastfeeding 1/3 of my kids, my mid couldn't latch,my youngest was literally starving on my breastmilk and was losing weight, which 6 week olds dont usually need to be doing.
and at least 2 of my kids, I was only able to "easily" breastfeeding 1/3 of my kids, my mid couldn't latch,my youngest was literally starving on my breastmilk and was losing weight, which 6 week olds dont usually need to be doing.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Using a manual cash register without a scanner, we had to type every price in, one at a time. and giving correct change.
Using a manual cash register without a scanner, we had to type every price in, one at a time. and giving correct change.
Cribbing without getting caught
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Writing Windows Installer scripts.
Writing Windows Installer scripts.
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Using a manual cash register without a scanner, we had to type every price in, one at a time. and giving correct change.
Using a manual cash register without a scanner, we had to type every price in, one at a time. and giving correct change.
reporting the salvation army ads on Snapchat as giving false and misleading information
fuck the salvation army
fuck the salvation army
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
reporting the salvation army ads on Snapchat as giving false and misleading information
fuck the salvation army
fuck the salvation army
he can murder me any time.
😉
my heart and my loins.
😉
my heart and my loins.
Oh good grief what a cool drink of water 🥵
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
he can murder me any time.
😉
my heart and my loins.
😉
my heart and my loins.
yesterday was the pms day where I hate everything and want to be alone forever.
today is my emotional day, so I cried 27 times times during my 4 hour "Organizational Orientation" this morning.
today is my emotional day, so I cried 27 times times during my 4 hour "Organizational Orientation" this morning.
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
yesterday was the pms day where I hate everything and want to be alone forever.
today is my emotional day, so I cried 27 times times during my 4 hour "Organizational Orientation" this morning.
today is my emotional day, so I cried 27 times times during my 4 hour "Organizational Orientation" this morning.
I need a hamster ball to put the elf in, so the pets can have Christmas fun too.
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I need a hamster ball to put the elf in, so the pets can have Christmas fun too.
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i am helping friends
my best friends dad passed away unexpectedly last month, and the travel across the country to be with him in hospice and handle his affairs has wiped them out financially
they have a 5yo kid, who might not get a christmas. he rolls with it, but says "I hope mom can have money'
my best friends dad passed away unexpectedly last month, and the travel across the country to be with him in hospice and handle his affairs has wiped them out financially
they have a 5yo kid, who might not get a christmas. he rolls with it, but says "I hope mom can have money'
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December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i am helping friends
my best friends dad passed away unexpectedly last month, and the travel across the country to be with him in hospice and handle his affairs has wiped them out financially
they have a 5yo kid, who might not get a christmas. he rolls with it, but says "I hope mom can have money'
my best friends dad passed away unexpectedly last month, and the travel across the country to be with him in hospice and handle his affairs has wiped them out financially
they have a 5yo kid, who might not get a christmas. he rolls with it, but says "I hope mom can have money'
I just saw a video of Thriller set to Cotton-eyed Joe so im ready to start my Monday now
please enjoy
and happy monday bitches
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please enjoy
and happy monday bitches
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December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I just saw a video of Thriller set to Cotton-eyed Joe so im ready to start my Monday now
please enjoy
and happy monday bitches
www.instagram.com/reel/DO8pLne...
please enjoy
and happy monday bitches
www.instagram.com/reel/DO8pLne...
im not arguing, im just gonna wash my rice and think about the gyoza hotdish
you wash your rice to stop Asian hate!
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
im not arguing, im just gonna wash my rice and think about the gyoza hotdish
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Sarah has been stuck at $850 / $12000 for a long time now. They're having to put things on credit in order to buy them. Please help them and their family!!!
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #FinancialHelp
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #FinancialHelp
this giving tuesday, please give to me.
I am very poor right now.
if not me, find someone and help them out.
please share.
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I am very poor right now.
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please share.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sarah has been stuck at $850 / $12000 for a long time now. They're having to put things on credit in order to buy them. Please help them and their family!!!
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #FinancialHelp
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #FinancialHelp
pot-pie o'clock
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
pot-pie o'clock
bring back quaaludes 2026
that is my platform for president.
vote for me.
that is my platform for president.
vote for me.
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
bring back quaaludes 2026
that is my platform for president.
vote for me.
that is my platform for president.
vote for me.
working on it
Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
working on it
I have pms and I am cranky
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have pms and I am cranky