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eaei
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im in my 30s
18+ only
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i listen to screamo bcuz i love crying and im gay and emo
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I don’t know how much this will help but I just took a dump
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
just put "united states" into the mute list baby 😎
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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poisonously cumming
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
should i make a serious post on lex
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
bro i cant fucking wait to vote with my wallet
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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being online isnt going to influence world events. you should shift your scope of focus and care to your body
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
if u cant handle me at my tranny u dont deserve me at my faggot
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
thank god the fallout tv show is presented by intuit turbotax
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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Muting JAV titles while I’m on the train cause if I get on bluesky and see the word “tits” I’ll get too horny and start running back and forth though the cars and cause a big ruckus
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
im plotting and scheming rn
i think im going to try to organize a recurring trans queer covid-safe sustained silent reading meetup. imagine a bunch of homos all reading in silence for an hour. if u talk u WILL get shushed 😤

not a book club im reading my own shit at my own pace tyvm
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
i woke up during my BA just long enough to hear the surgeon saying "hawk tuah tits on that thang"
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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list season is over when i say it's over
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
2026 day 2: had the 2nd wet dream ive ever had in my entire life
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Made Red Red with fried plantains and fufu for dinner tonight. Definitely making Red Red again, and I recommend giving it a try, especially if you don't eat meat and are looking for recipes.
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Not reinventing the spinkick or anything but some good points for that metallic hardcore throwdown to start off 2026.
Divine Convergence: 3-Way Split, by Yetzer Hara Records
6 track album
yetzerhararecords.bandcamp.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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dwone music
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
yeah im already posting a lot in 2026 but im also doing a lot of good things for my brain this year like putting q-tips in my ears so idk id say im winning
January 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
life is a cowthey, i wanna ride it all night long
January 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
why doesnt anyone ever talk about how hard it was being a tall underweight flannel-wearing lanky indie boy in 2012
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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sarcastically landing a well paying job as a joke
January 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
my special interests are having access to food, water, healthcare, and shelter, as well as peeing and pooping!
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
is the boobstack legit? i want my tits to be legible
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
hamburglar alanis morissette: i got one ham in my pocket, and the other ones giving a ; high five
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM