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Your Mom Loves Me.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
Pinned
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
No his mind is not for rent, Charlie Brown.
Her name is Rio, Charlie Brown
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble, Charlie Brown
December 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
No his mind is not for rent, Charlie Brown.
The best part of this birthday:
“There is nothing for you to do when you get home”
Fuck. Yes.
“There is nothing for you to do when you get home”
Fuck. Yes.
December 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The best part of this birthday:
“There is nothing for you to do when you get home”
Fuck. Yes.
“There is nothing for you to do when you get home”
Fuck. Yes.
3 hours left until I get to go home and sleep.
Anyone got any speed up pills?
Anyone got any speed up pills?
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
3 hours left until I get to go home and sleep.
Anyone got any speed up pills?
Anyone got any speed up pills?
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The truth doesn't give a damn if it offends you or not
December 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The truth doesn't give a damn if it offends you or not
Ditto.
I hate this day.
I hate this day.
Crappy birthday to me..
Crappy birthday to me..
A happy day, yeah we’ll see?
So crappy birthday to me…..
Its all I’ll ever be.!
Crappy birthday to me..
A happy day, yeah we’ll see?
So crappy birthday to me…..
Its all I’ll ever be.!
a black and white photo of a little boy making a funny face and saying oh boy .
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December 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ditto.
I hate this day.
I hate this day.
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![I AM NOT A BAD, WEAK, LAZY OR BROKEN PERSON...
I AM A PERSON MANAGING A VERY DIFFICULT AND CHRONIC ILLNESS...FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE
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Christmas is the biggest grift ever.
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Christmas is the biggest grift ever.
*yawn*
Morning all.
*makes coffee*
Morning all.
*makes coffee*
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
*yawn*
Morning all.
*makes coffee*
Morning all.
*makes coffee*
You just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers at Tanagra.
Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers at Tanagra.
You just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Allamaraine‘s
“So bad, it’s good”
Allamaraine‘s
“So bad, it’s good”
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Deep Dish Space 9
What are you calling it?
Deep Dish Space 9
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers at Tanagra.
Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers at Tanagra.
Make a Bond film casual
Diamonds are for 7 to 10 business days
Diamonds are for 7 to 10 business days
Make a Bond film casual
Live and Let Dance
Live and Let Dance
Make a Bond film casual
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Make a Bond film casual
Diamonds are for 7 to 10 business days
Diamonds are for 7 to 10 business days
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Every day is Christmas for Mr. Incredible because Elastigirl can suck his balls while he’s taking her from behind
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Every day is Christmas for Mr. Incredible because Elastigirl can suck his balls while he’s taking her from behind
Ok… one more day and the holidays for me are over and I can relax.
One. More. Day.
One. More. Day.
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ok… one more day and the holidays for me are over and I can relax.
One. More. Day.
One. More. Day.
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Give your wife back the blanket.
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Give your wife back the blanket.
I never got that candy bar.
Should I go get a candy bar?
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I never got that candy bar.
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You can't choose your family, but you can choose to not be around your family.
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You can't choose your family, but you can choose to not be around your family.
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Finger Bang My Ham Wallet It's 12:00AM
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Finger Bang My Ham Wallet It's 12:00AM
Perry Bamonte may not be a household name but you’ve heard him.
Long time member of The Cure passed at age 65.
Long time member of The Cure passed at age 65.
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Perry Bamonte may not be a household name but you’ve heard him.
Long time member of The Cure passed at age 65.
Long time member of The Cure passed at age 65.
This happens to me often.
I don't think I fell asleep last night. It was more like losing consciousness from exhaustion for 8 hours.
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This happens to me often.
Should I go get a candy bar?
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Should I go get a candy bar?
I wasn’t sleeping I was resting my eyelids.
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I wasn’t sleeping I was resting my eyelids.
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Tracy Porter
Macrons & cats
2020
Macrons & cats
2020
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tracy Porter
Macrons & cats
2020
Macrons & cats
2020
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Trying my hand at playing cards divination! This is a newer system for me. I really like it.
Your Rose and Thorn Reading for today! 🫶🌹
Your Rose and Thorn Reading for today! 🫶🌹
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trying my hand at playing cards divination! This is a newer system for me. I really like it.
Your Rose and Thorn Reading for today! 🫶🌹
Your Rose and Thorn Reading for today! 🫶🌹
Morning everyone.
*starts coffee and puts out bagels*
Yesterday was a glorious Christmas. Which means today will suck.
*starts coffee and puts out bagels*
Yesterday was a glorious Christmas. Which means today will suck.
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Morning everyone.
*starts coffee and puts out bagels*
Yesterday was a glorious Christmas. Which means today will suck.
*starts coffee and puts out bagels*
Yesterday was a glorious Christmas. Which means today will suck.
I wish someone would look at me the way Steven Toast looks at Clem Fandango.
a man wearing headphones and glasses is speaking into a microphone with the words ye-e-es written below him
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December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I wish someone would look at me the way Steven Toast looks at Clem Fandango.