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Your Mom Loves Me. Go ahead and ask her….

Gamer Dad
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Minecraft and Hytale
Former musician
Rush fan
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www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming

** I will not follow back political accounts.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango….
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Do not ask for who the boobs toll…. For they toll for thee….
February 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM
[soft to loud to soft]

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.

66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Has anyone heard from Gwen Pepperoni?
February 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
So…. Work called.

“Hey Scott, we have some folks stuck in elevator 2. The fire department is here. Should I do anything?”

“Yes. Stay out of their way and call the elevator company”
February 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
*Sigh*

*bangs head against desk*
February 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
THIS.

I am a Cavalryman and we all LOVE this scene.

RIP to a legend in the US Cav.
he was also one of those guys you could drop into a movie for a short cameo and be confident he would absolutely destroy 📽️
Apocalypse Now | The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning | Starring Robert Duvall
YouTube video by StudiocanalUK
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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“america has no culture”

ok the explain pizza flavored pringles
February 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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It is Pamela Coleman Smith's birthday today! She is the artist of the tarot we know it. Without her, we would likely not have scenic tarot cards. Instead, they might just be "pips" still like playing cards.
Ypur Rose and Thorn collective tarot reading for today!
February 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
There is a pilot from EuroWings has been recording his flights from the cockpits on 4k cameras with the audio all tied in. I love watching these flights on YouTube. They are fantastic background when I'm working on stuff in the house.
February 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Advertise your account with a gif
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Well played.
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Charlie Murphy!
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Morning all. I slept like trash. Glad I’m off today and I can catch up.

*pours coffee*

No stream today as I haven’t even taken my meds yet.
February 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"

The grandkids are howling.
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Who up ending their sidewalk?
Who up growing they red fern?
Who up lessing they misèrables?
February 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Raise your hand if you're exhausted
February 16, 2026 at 4:18 AM
You know how just a quick conversation with a friend makes you feel better?
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Dinner planning for next week.

Kinda in a rut.

Blah. I should get groceries ordered but man this bourbon tastes good….
February 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
*taps sign*
For those that need to hear it
February 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Butter chicken and rice tonight.

Did you know there is such thing as Great Value Samoas from Walmart?

You heard me.

And they are almost as good.

Gonna enjoy a few and a bourbon.

Boobies.
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I bet Beaver Cleaver’s mom was a squirter.
February 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Minecraft, Macross Zero and cleaning the house.

Sunday Funday indeed.
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM