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Your Mom Loves Me.

Deal with it.
Who knew tits were so dangerous???
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Time to eat.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Oh it’s so easy to just not obey an order. Just don’t do it.

Do you have any fucking idea what happens when PVT Snuffy says “no”?

Saying “no” starts wayyyyy up the CoC. Not the 18 yr old private who doesn’t know his ass from a whole in the ground.

Stay blocked, cunt.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What if my ass was a plate of BBQ spare ribs? Would you eat it then?
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Context because he’s being a big cry baby fuckaas bitch about it:
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This you?
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
At the Vet with Beepers, it’s not good. We could use some good vibes.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This tracks….
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dude.

@artistina.bsky.social what the fuck is your issue?
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thanks Obama.
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fuck your Dr McHugh quote you bigoted cunt.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Just in case she blocks:
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You’re a pedo.
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What. In. The. Actual. Fuck.

Fuck this guy.

Fuck. Him.
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Costco chickie soup and a grilled cheese.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This stuff is the goods….
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Finished!
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m cookin!
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
STOP! 🛑

Mandatory wallpaper check!
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
And there we have it. Potato soup, with sour cream, cheddar and siracha.

And my copy of the Foundation trilogy.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM