ScotchTape
@therealscotchtape.bsky.social
Your Mom Loves Me.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
Pinned
Listen.
Real talk.
If you don’t dip your bacon and/or sausage in your pancake syrup, are you really living a full life?
Real talk.
If you don’t dip your bacon and/or sausage in your pancake syrup, are you really living a full life?
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When my spoon falls all the way into my soup
a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open .
Alt: Leonardo losing it in Wolf of Wall Street
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November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When my spoon falls all the way into my soup
He has an MD?
He must be the most uninformed and ignorant doctor alive.
He must be the most uninformed and ignorant doctor alive.
The Beatles are incredibly overrated, and Ray Charles is a phenomenal comparison. Think of all the other people of color who never got to release music just cause of their skin color, who might have ended up being even better
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He has an MD?
He must be the most uninformed and ignorant doctor alive.
He must be the most uninformed and ignorant doctor alive.
@kolackes.bsky.social ‘s post about high school jobs begs the question:
What was your best high school job and which one was the worst?
For me, best was a family run pizza place in the kitchen. Loved that job.
Worst was working the kitchen at a retirement / assisted living center.
What was your best high school job and which one was the worst?
For me, best was a family run pizza place in the kitchen. Loved that job.
Worst was working the kitchen at a retirement / assisted living center.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@kolackes.bsky.social ‘s post about high school jobs begs the question:
What was your best high school job and which one was the worst?
For me, best was a family run pizza place in the kitchen. Loved that job.
Worst was working the kitchen at a retirement / assisted living center.
What was your best high school job and which one was the worst?
For me, best was a family run pizza place in the kitchen. Loved that job.
Worst was working the kitchen at a retirement / assisted living center.
If you don’t sing along with this song when it’s played there is something fucking wrong with you.
I don’t make the rules.
I got the lower harmony part.
I don’t make the rules.
I got the lower harmony part.
Weather With You
YouTube video by Crowded House - Topic
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November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you don’t sing along with this song when it’s played there is something fucking wrong with you.
I don’t make the rules.
I got the lower harmony part.
I don’t make the rules.
I got the lower harmony part.
I understand the view on Brussels sprouts.
As a sovereign citizen, I do not consent to 7 days in a week
Also, I do not consent to brussels sprouts
Also, I do not consent to brussels sprouts
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I understand the view on Brussels sprouts.
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You craft your skeets and save them to your offline drafts folder. Tweaking them to perfection, you post to your multitudes.
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You craft your skeets and save them to your offline drafts folder. Tweaking them to perfection, you post to your multitudes.
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
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You'd think I'd learn. Never skeet BEFORE coffee.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
You'd think I'd learn. Never skeet BEFORE coffee.
Morning you lot.
*sips coffee*
Get yer ya ya’s out.
*sips coffee*
Get yer ya ya’s out.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Morning you lot.
*sips coffee*
Get yer ya ya’s out.
*sips coffee*
Get yer ya ya’s out.
Dairy Queen tonight because a Blizzard is comfort food.
And ain’t nobody throwing titties at me so this is the next best thing.
And ain’t nobody throwing titties at me so this is the next best thing.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dairy Queen tonight because a Blizzard is comfort food.
And ain’t nobody throwing titties at me so this is the next best thing.
And ain’t nobody throwing titties at me so this is the next best thing.
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Had buffalo chicken chilli going in the crockpot all day long and man… it was fucking good.
*yawn*
Hope you all had a good day.
*yawn*
Hope you all had a good day.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Had buffalo chicken chilli going in the crockpot all day long and man… it was fucking good.
*yawn*
Hope you all had a good day.
*yawn*
Hope you all had a good day.
Same. Chad Smith is the only member of that band I can stomach.
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it on this website but I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Same. Chad Smith is the only member of that band I can stomach.
Yes officer, that’s the man whose hard drive you need to check.
Let me preface this by saying that she is way more attractive as an adult, but: this single cover is incredibly apt. She does not appear to be underage.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yes officer, that’s the man whose hard drive you need to check.
Cocaine so white it puts mayo on its toast to make it spicy.
Cocaine so white it stands up and tells the table “time to rock and roll” before leaving Chili’s
Cocaine is so white it goes towards the mysterious sound in a horror movie
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Cocaine so white it puts mayo on its toast to make it spicy.
I’ll heebie your jeebie
I’ll oopsie your poopsie
I'll higgledy your piggledy.
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’ll heebie your jeebie
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I survived putting IKEA bookshelves together. Please clap
🤣
🤣
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I survived putting IKEA bookshelves together. Please clap
🤣
🤣
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When youre over 50, the floor really is lava.
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When youre over 50, the floor really is lava.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Lmao. Saw this and immediately thought of @badposter.lol
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Lmao. Saw this and immediately thought of @badposter.lol
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Happy International Men's Day.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Happy International Men's Day.
Morning everyone.
*puts out toast and coffee*
The average human head only weighs 8 lbs.
*puts out toast and coffee*
The average human head only weighs 8 lbs.
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Morning everyone.
*puts out toast and coffee*
The average human head only weighs 8 lbs.
*puts out toast and coffee*
The average human head only weighs 8 lbs.
Some of you really came thru today and let me lean on you.
You know who you are and I appreciate you.
Today was tough.
You know who you are and I appreciate you.
Today was tough.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Some of you really came thru today and let me lean on you.
You know who you are and I appreciate you.
Today was tough.
You know who you are and I appreciate you.
Today was tough.
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gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
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Welp..The title of my memior.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Welp..The title of my memior.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.