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I’ve been going to the gym for 5 years, -200 times a year for the last three, and everybody’s favorite idiot bench pressed 225 for 3 today.
December 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’ve been going to the gym for 5 years, -200 times a year for the last three, and everybody’s favorite idiot bench pressed 225 for 3 today.
Almost had to delete this
Josh Allen is cooked
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Almost had to delete this
Josh Allen is cooked
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Josh Allen is cooked
My dad is hammered and gobirdsing so hard on Facebook right now
December 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My dad is hammered and gobirdsing so hard on Facebook right now
It’s big sandwich Saturday
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s big sandwich Saturday
Needed a little extra pick me up before going into work today.
music.apple.com/us/album/dip...
music.apple.com/us/album/dip...
Dipset Anthem by The Diplomats on Apple Music
Song · 2003 · Duration 4:09
music.apple.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Needed a little extra pick me up before going into work today.
music.apple.com/us/album/dip...
music.apple.com/us/album/dip...
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You know who else boils spices and dried up old fruits in a pot to affect the environment around them? Frickin witches
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You know who else boils spices and dried up old fruits in a pot to affect the environment around them? Frickin witches
I’m working in Belchertown, the great American west, gateway to the pioneer valley.
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m working in Belchertown, the great American west, gateway to the pioneer valley.
Wouldn’t be Christmas without some boomer dipshit trying to get me to co-sign his unreasonable expectations of our shared retail experience.
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Wouldn’t be Christmas without some boomer dipshit trying to get me to co-sign his unreasonable expectations of our shared retail experience.
Grandpa wants everyone to quiet down so he can watch videos on his phone with the sound on
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Grandpa wants everyone to quiet down so he can watch videos on his phone with the sound on
I can’t get this out of my head so here it goes. Two of the three ghosts that visit Scrooge are both showing him the future. I know I’m not the first guy but like wtf. Muppet Christmas Carol rules anyway.
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I can’t get this out of my head so here it goes. Two of the three ghosts that visit Scrooge are both showing him the future. I know I’m not the first guy but like wtf. Muppet Christmas Carol rules anyway.
Can’t hear you man, I’m overhead pressing 145 pounds for ten.
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Can’t hear you man, I’m overhead pressing 145 pounds for ten.
Can’t believe they’re forcing me to listen to cris collinsworth again
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Can’t believe they’re forcing me to listen to cris collinsworth again
Braising short ribs right now and my house smells immaculate.
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Braising short ribs right now and my house smells immaculate.
Get you a man that looks at you like Ollie looks at PB pretzel nuggets.
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Get you a man that looks at you like Ollie looks at PB pretzel nuggets.
One time I stole my mom’s cocaine and the whole time I was doing it I thought “she’ll never say anything about it because she’s my mom and it’s drugs” anyway she kicked my door in and asked where her fucking coke was
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One time I stole my mom’s cocaine and the whole time I was doing it I thought “she’ll never say anything about it because she’s my mom and it’s drugs” anyway she kicked my door in and asked where her fucking coke was
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me and my buddies up on the roof of the billionaire's apocalypse bunker crimping the air intake with a couple of harbor freight hammers
Here is a glimpse into that secular version of The Rapture:
"The underground abode will be decked out with a number of lavish amenities such as wellness areas, gourmet dining, and a medical suite with robots for doctors."
www.realtor.com/news/unique-... h/t @thelever.bsky.social
"The underground abode will be decked out with a number of lavish amenities such as wellness areas, gourmet dining, and a medical suite with robots for doctors."
www.realtor.com/news/unique-... h/t @thelever.bsky.social
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
me and my buddies up on the roof of the billionaire's apocalypse bunker crimping the air intake with a couple of harbor freight hammers
My dad’s saying go birds to strangers at my son’s Christmas pageant. Great times
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My dad’s saying go birds to strangers at my son’s Christmas pageant. Great times
Yeah I don’t remember shit from season 1, but I do love Big Iron. I prefer the social distortion cover, but Marty Robbins is ok too.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Yeah I don’t remember shit from season 1, but I do love Big Iron. I prefer the social distortion cover, but Marty Robbins is ok too.
Some of the guys I work with are definitely jacking off to this
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Some of the guys I work with are definitely jacking off to this
None of this is true, I feel like that’s the main problem with a lot of what’s going on here
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
None of this is true, I feel like that’s the main problem with a lot of what’s going on here
I’ve been at this point with stimulants before, barely keeping my eyes open, talking shit about solving the world’s problems.
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’ve been at this point with stimulants before, barely keeping my eyes open, talking shit about solving the world’s problems.