Well this one got me. Goddammit.
"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
January 25, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Well this one got me. Goddammit.
January 24, 2026 at 12:40 AM
SO COLD YOU GUYS, stay warm
☀️ In Western Mass, it's 18°F and mostly clear. The weather for the next 12 hours will be mostly clear turning to clear later, with temperatures decreasing from 16°F to 1°F.
January 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
SO COLD YOU GUYS, stay warm
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[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
This is Palantir CEO Alex Karp; he looks like Taika Waititi being electrocuted during a coke binge, and says things like "There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation" and by all means let's take him completely seriously
January 21, 2026 at 12:09 AM
This is Palantir CEO Alex Karp; he looks like Taika Waititi being electrocuted during a coke binge, and says things like "There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation" and by all means let's take him completely seriously
How old am I? Well, so old that I mentally juxtaposed "Dylan Mulvaney" with "Dermot Mulroney" so the recent discourse has been generally confusing to me
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
How old am I? Well, so old that I mentally juxtaposed "Dylan Mulvaney" with "Dermot Mulroney" so the recent discourse has been generally confusing to me
Weekend project, complete: This bot account will post a map of a new American town or city every day. Follow if you like beautiful maps! @beautifulmaps.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Weekend project, complete: This bot account will post a map of a new American town or city every day. Follow if you like beautiful maps! @beautifulmaps.bsky.social
Holyoke Mall seems like about 3 months away from installing coin-operated suicide booths
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Holyoke Mall seems like about 3 months away from installing coin-operated suicide booths
How will they ruin Martin Luther King Day? The mind reels
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
How will they ruin Martin Luther King Day? The mind reels
I'm ready for it
January 18, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I'm ready for it
[TITLE CARD: “1986”]
BOSS: Pete, we need a cool new beer with a cool name
PETE: how about Pete’s Plucky Pilsner
BOSS: ehhh
PETE: how about Pete’s Lovely Lager
BOSS: hmmm
PETE: Pete’s Hefty Hefeweizen
BOSS: let’s knock off for the day and come back strong tomorrow
BOSS: Pete, we need a cool new beer with a cool name
PETE: how about Pete’s Plucky Pilsner
BOSS: ehhh
PETE: how about Pete’s Lovely Lager
BOSS: hmmm
PETE: Pete’s Hefty Hefeweizen
BOSS: let’s knock off for the day and come back strong tomorrow
January 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
[TITLE CARD: “1986”]
BOSS: Pete, we need a cool new beer with a cool name
PETE: how about Pete’s Plucky Pilsner
BOSS: ehhh
PETE: how about Pete’s Lovely Lager
BOSS: hmmm
PETE: Pete’s Hefty Hefeweizen
BOSS: let’s knock off for the day and come back strong tomorrow
BOSS: Pete, we need a cool new beer with a cool name
PETE: how about Pete’s Plucky Pilsner
BOSS: ehhh
PETE: how about Pete’s Lovely Lager
BOSS: hmmm
PETE: Pete’s Hefty Hefeweizen
BOSS: let’s knock off for the day and come back strong tomorrow
Cloudflare's "Verify you are human" should then display a second checkbox labeled "We should abolish ICE"
January 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Cloudflare's "Verify you are human" should then display a second checkbox labeled "We should abolish ICE"
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Sabrina Carpenter is like if Ms. Pacman was real
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Sabrina Carpenter is like if Ms. Pacman was real
Reposted by Jeff Hobbs
(getting confused while telling someone off) eat a fucking book man
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
(getting confused while telling someone off) eat a fucking book man
Curtains for Zoosha?
SCOOP: Thinking Machines has terminated its CTO, Barret Zoph, due to unethical conduct according to two sources familiar with the matter. CEO Mira Murati announced the news at an all-hands with employees today. Soumith Chintala will be taking over as CTO.
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Curtains for Zoosha?
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all the gravitas of the set from win ben stein’s money
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
all the gravitas of the set from win ben stein’s money
Oh @lastfm.bsky.social, my friend, you have nailed it
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Oh @lastfm.bsky.social, my friend, you have nailed it
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very small margin these days between "purchasing" new technology and "being sentenced to" new technology
January 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
very small margin these days between "purchasing" new technology and "being sentenced to" new technology
Broken Windows criminology theory, but it's completely fixated on windows specifically
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Broken Windows criminology theory, but it's completely fixated on windows specifically
Hey @repauchincloss.bsky.social are you still expressing "gratitude to law enforcement officers, including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel, for protecting the homeland"? jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
A Tale of Two Resolutions: 75 Dems Join GOP in Resolution Praising Trump’s Mass Deportation Regime
Yesterday, the US House voted on two resolutions that both claimed to be about condemning antisemitism, but only one truly was.
jonathancohn.medium.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Hey @repauchincloss.bsky.social are you still expressing "gratitude to law enforcement officers, including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel, for protecting the homeland"? jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
Hey @keating.house.gov are you still expressing "gratitude to law enforcement officers, including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel, for protecting the homeland"? jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
A Tale of Two Resolutions: 75 Dems Join GOP in Resolution Praising Trump’s Mass Deportation Regime
Yesterday, the US House voted on two resolutions that both claimed to be about condemning antisemitism, but only one truly was.
jonathancohn.medium.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Hey @keating.house.gov are you still expressing "gratitude to law enforcement officers, including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel, for protecting the homeland"? jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
Hey @lynch.house.gov are you still expressing "gratitude to law enforcement officers, including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel, for protecting the homeland"? jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
A Tale of Two Resolutions: 75 Dems Join GOP in Resolution Praising Trump’s Mass Deportation Regime
Yesterday, the US House voted on two resolutions that both claimed to be about condemning antisemitism, but only one truly was.
jonathancohn.medium.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Hey @lynch.house.gov are you still expressing "gratitude to law enforcement officers, including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel, for protecting the homeland"? jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
Hey @moulton.house.gov are you still expressing "gratitude to law enforcement officers, including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel, for protecting the homeland"? jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
A Tale of Two Resolutions: 75 Dems Join GOP in Resolution Praising Trump’s Mass Deportation Regime
Yesterday, the US House voted on two resolutions that both claimed to be about condemning antisemitism, but only one truly was.
jonathancohn.medium.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Hey @moulton.house.gov are you still expressing "gratitude to law enforcement officers, including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel, for protecting the homeland"? jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...