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kate
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i live in indianapolis, i'm from here

saturdays are for college football, sundays are for redzone

i am told that medically i am still alive
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good evening from Howard's gigantic ass
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
scott went and bought me a second can of coffee for when i finish the first one and he brought it up to my office in a ziploc with an ice pack in it to keep it cold 🥹
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
when i was trying to find a therapist my insurance company's directory led me to 3 disconnected numbers and an auto body shop
It's about time.

Insurance companies have been out-and-out LYING for over a decade about the number of active, open therapists in their directories.

They try to say its the clinicians' responsibility. NOPE. It's the insurance company's!!

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Patients Who Searched in Vain for Mental-Health Care Take Insurers to Court
Lawsuits accuse insurance companies of providing false information about therapists and doctors.
www.wsj.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
the terrible situation of not wanting to go outside and install new wiper blades because it's raining
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
whom else working on this stupidest of days
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
this, to put it simply, rocked
mom got me the type of body pillow pregnant people use so i'm pretty stoked to try it out tonight
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
mom got me the type of body pillow pregnant people use so i'm pretty stoked to try it out tonight
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
motor bike
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
it's miga time
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
city hunter is an incredible absurdist jackie chan action comedy that everybody should watch at least once
Testing out the new modded region free blu-ray player I got for Christmas with the classic that began my interest in collecting physical media again
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
gonna be the first sober person to fall face first into a fire pit
December 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i've been drinking coffee all day but i'm so tired i feel drunk as hell
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
smiling through it all
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Merry Christmas from Kate and I
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Alright, here we go...56-yarder...It’s got...No, it does not have the leg

Tim Cratchit takes it in the back of the end zone. He’ll run it out to the 10

15

20

25 30

35 40

45 50 45

There goes Cratchit! Cratchit is gonna run it all the way back! Auburn's gonna win the football game!
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
pure uncut cope
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
tripling the recipe may have been a mistake
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
merry christmas i got a new wedding set :)
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Merry Christmas Indy! Just a reminder, we’re here for you today! Buses will operate on a Sunday schedule and will be free to ride all day.
December 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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B. Kliban
December 26, 2023 at 2:21 PM
the island of misfit toys was rampant with chlamydia
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
do not show to me a muppet's legs. i do not wish to see the muppet's legs
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i have
✅ showered
✅ packed the overnight bag
✅ packed ingredients for corn pudding
❌ wrapped gifts

i have one (1) hour i can do this
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM