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finding out you have tachycardia because you're the aunt of an olympic curler
Putting heart monitors on Olympian family members for TV is fucking weird
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
what a bunch of lugers
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
yeah you're all excited about drafts until you're automatically drafted into the skeleton war
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
if you used Pocket to get around paywalls (and yeah, to read shit later) like i did, the new hotness is Folio btw

savewithfolio.com
Folio - Save What Inspires You
Save what inspires you with Folio, a beautiful and simple read later app focused on helping you enjoy the articles and content you collect.
savewithfolio.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
stuck in my head

youtu.be/JjuF_wiOds0?...
Spring Cleaning Song | Rocko's Modern Life | Nicktoons
YouTube video by Nicktoons
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
so if you're unemployed or have nontraditional working hours sorry boutcha
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
oh shit what happened to her knee
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
i am about to act up
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
look out she's comin for ya
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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I would not waste being 23 on this when you can still use drugs with very little recovery time.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
busted!
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
full english breakfast but it's jelly beans
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
i saw a post that was like, "oh so y'all are upset about Thing A but Thing B is bad too and you don't care about that??" and no motherfucker it is called intersectionality, i can think both things are shitty for the same root cause!
7:57am and i am already writing and deleting posts about social constructs
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
7:57am and i am already writing and deleting posts about social constructs
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
who won
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 PM
this game is wretched
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
cowards
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
lotta butts tonight
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
that dunkin commercial is fucking disrespectful
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
copilot.... lie to me about my scouting report
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Howard,
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Can’t wait to watch my favorite team, the Indiana Hoosiers, win the Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM