kate
@katewitko.bsky.social
i live in indianapolis, i'm from here
saturdays are for college football, sundays are for redzone
i am told that medically i am still alive
saturdays are for college football, sundays are for redzone
i am told that medically i am still alive
Pinned
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Birds are sky garbage
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Birds are sky garbage
throw mariah in there, really piss people off
There should be a super group made up of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and the Trans-siberian Orchestra
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
throw mariah in there, really piss people off
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I will take the shampoo bottle OUTTAMYASS
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I will take the shampoo bottle OUTTAMYASS
love too blow the fuse controlling the modem & router right before work
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
love too blow the fuse controlling the modem & router right before work
thinking about knocking on the neighbor's door and asking him for a tasting menu of the drugs he sells
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
thinking about knocking on the neighbor's door and asking him for a tasting menu of the drugs he sells
today started out shitty with the fucking democrats, continued to be shitty at work, but i just had my last call of the day and he was a total sweetheart and i feel pretty good now. i hope he has a very good day
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
today started out shitty with the fucking democrats, continued to be shitty at work, but i just had my last call of the day and he was a total sweetheart and i feel pretty good now. i hope he has a very good day
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
i want every one of them charlie kirk'd on live tv
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i want every one of them charlie kirk'd on live tv
i had a foxtrot collection as a kid that i loved so much i went as an irs audit agent for halloween one year so i am extremely pleased to learn that bill amend is a solid dude
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i had a foxtrot collection as a kid that i loved so much i went as an irs audit agent for halloween one year so i am extremely pleased to learn that bill amend is a solid dude
guy working the panty warehouse, sick to death of stocking all these panties, but a job's a job
MY FAVORITE WITH Panty Stocking 9
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
guy working the panty warehouse, sick to death of stocking all these panties, but a job's a job
not a bad view from my office i guess that is one nice thing about today
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
not a bad view from my office i guess that is one nice thing about today
looking forward to my advent calendar this year where each day features human shit shaped like a reindeer or a bell
waking up in 2025 is like there was a shit-of-the-day calendar we were all forced to buy
what a load of horseshit to wake up to
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
looking forward to my advent calendar this year where each day features human shit shaped like a reindeer or a bell
it would be so cool if i could also do my job badly or not at all and still get paid
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
it would be so cool if i could also do my job badly or not at all and still get paid
what a load of horseshit to wake up to
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
what a load of horseshit to wake up to
this guy across the street comes outside every few days to cough so violently that he pukes off the side of his porch
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this guy across the street comes outside every few days to cough so violently that he pukes off the side of his porch
saturdays and sundays are so great on here i love it
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
saturdays and sundays are so great on here i love it
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home from the watch party by 3pm, first snow of the season, that's right it's porch time
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
home from the watch party by 3pm, first snow of the season, that's right it's porch time