stuart
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stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
do not explain anything to me

I am probably recycling content from the other place here

you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
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Ok, I've been unemployed/underemployed for 3 months now and I'm not too proud to beg if it's for my daughter's benefit. Thanks

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Anybody else remember when somebody photoshopped a My Little Pony character into a picture of Auschwitz and a Brony earnestly posted "Seeing her like that, imagining her suffering, it's put things into perspective for me. I get why the Holocaust was bad now"
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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So… did everyone have a good Christmas?
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
aren't allowed guns here so I open carried a zombie knife to family christmas to see who my real family are
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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The energy I’m bringing to 2026. George Michael, gone too soon 9 years ago today. Rest easy Queen of Kings!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
watching tv thinking I could've cleaned up with a piece called "The Quiet White Supremacy of Wallace and Gromit" in 2015
December 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Christmas boob window thank you Mrs Obama
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
in 2026 it's time for #NoStuartUnder10k
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
at parents, having a beer watching AFCON, merry christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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30 rock cutaway gag where Jenna flashes back to being in a minstrel show in elementary school
Hot take: minstrel shows were entertaining af. Music, jokes, familiar format. They weren’t the No. 1 form of American entertainment from like 1840 to 1920 JUST because the country was super racist.

Confession: we had a minstrel show sans blackface entertain my Knoxville elementary school in 1968.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
microclass of weird niche demagogues to make "not wanting to spend christmas with them" illegal
Yeah, no thanks.

Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Betfred is a lovely name for a boy
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The Jewish Bloc for Palestine held a Hannukah service in London's Trafalgar Square, demanding a free Palestine & supporting the hunger strikers
#freepalestine
#gaza
#hungerstrike
December 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
it's true there's a lot of energy going into bad opinions that could be going into good music (don't ask about the opinions)
White boys need to stop starting podcasts and go back to forming bands like The Used
December 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
but somehow Tiny Tim returned
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
a life without posting would've fixed me
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
the student failed for writing a sunday school why I love god essay's mother is a podcaster, which raises the possibility of the podcaster family
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
bill clinton was only in the epstein files to get directions on how to get away from there
December 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
years spent complaining about affirmative action and declining educational standards due to woke and this moron is their current champion
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM