stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
do not explain anything to me
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
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stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Donate to Stuart & family pay bills, organized by Stuart Prior
Hi, can't believe I'm asking but I was made redundant in May and have since been struggling wit… Stuart Prior needs your support for Stuart & family pay bills
gofund.me
Ok, I've been unemployed/underemployed for 3 months now and I'm not too proud to beg if it's for my daughter's benefit. Thanks
gofund.me/f98a820ca
gofund.me/f98a820ca
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the absolute state of things, in one image
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the absolute state of things, in one image
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Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
Kids, let me tell you about another persecuted man who wasn't afraid to be friends with sinners
Ok Starmer isn't Christ himself and he makes mistakes. Who doesn't?
Who do you want to replace him with? It's a fair question.
Who do you want to replace him with? It's a fair question.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Kids, let me tell you about another persecuted man who wasn't afraid to be friends with sinners
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BRO IT'S AELLA GIRL LMFAOOOOO
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
BRO IT'S AELLA GIRL LMFAOOOOO
falling asleep on the sofa watching Zulu (1964) on sunday afternoon which is british dad valhalla
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
falling asleep on the sofa watching Zulu (1964) on sunday afternoon which is british dad valhalla
as a diehard seahawks fan this is the most important day of my life
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
as a diehard seahawks fan this is the most important day of my life
Big Bird is either a bullshit afterthought character or the big H man's obsession he pushed through against advice
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Big Bird is either a bullshit afterthought character or the big H man's obsession he pushed through against advice
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We got the Israel-funded harassment app taken down. 4 years later, ACT.IL is back with a new name: RiseApp.
youtu.be/FR0DYwa_gPQ
youtu.be/FR0DYwa_gPQ
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
We got the Israel-funded harassment app taken down. 4 years later, ACT.IL is back with a new name: RiseApp.
youtu.be/FR0DYwa_gPQ
youtu.be/FR0DYwa_gPQ
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this is what all those Mormon wives look like to me
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is what all those Mormon wives look like to me
Nation in Middle East enters Winter Olympics
Israel gets booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics. Presenter makes note of it, too, says it's the first time they've heard booing all night.
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Nation in Middle East enters Winter Olympics
physiognamy of a man who can play 897 games of professional football
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 AM
physiognamy of a man who can play 897 games of professional football
actually they just tortured him for being a french yoga teacher (sex criminal)
A French yoga teacher who was held in a blood and feces-stained Venezuelan jail on suspicion of being a US spy described how guards put him "through hell" in an attempt to break him.
u.afp.com/S22Q
u.afp.com/S22Q
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
actually they just tortured him for being a french yoga teacher (sex criminal)
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potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)
perfect partner attribute is don't ask me any questions or ideally say anything to me when I come home until I've taken my coat off/put stuff down
"Why are you covered in mud?" no, let me acclimatise first
"Why are you covered in mud?" no, let me acclimatise first
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
perfect partner attribute is don't ask me any questions or ideally say anything to me when I come home until I've taken my coat off/put stuff down
"Why are you covered in mud?" no, let me acclimatise first
"Why are you covered in mud?" no, let me acclimatise first
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I hear your post was picked up by the Discover feed, father!
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I hear your post was picked up by the Discover feed, father!
they really didn't stop to think if they should
The bizarre, de-aged Jurassic Park ad is another example of doing something because you could and not because you should. aftermath.site/jurassic-park-...
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 AM
they really didn't stop to think if they should
I feel like this guy is asking me why it costs £50 to put up a shelf
Sure. This ignores that the full decant costs are also crackers because it’s not just a repair job
The problem is that the opponents to the repairs to parliamentary refit
a) complain costs too much
b) say that MPs should stay in Westminster during the works (which will dramatically increase costs)
Doesn't feel like a grown-up debate
www.ft.com/content/7fca...
a) complain costs too much
b) say that MPs should stay in Westminster during the works (which will dramatically increase costs)
Doesn't feel like a grown-up debate
www.ft.com/content/7fca...
February 6, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I feel like this guy is asking me why it costs £50 to put up a shelf
*looking at my bitcoin holdings
-no valentine's day again this year babe
-no valentine's day again this year babe
February 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
*looking at my bitcoin holdings
-no valentine's day again this year babe
-no valentine's day again this year babe
"grandma" (derogatory)
To you,
historical memory = "grandma" (derogatory)
historical memory = "grandma" (derogatory)
February 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
"grandma" (derogatory)
I'm not in the Epstein Files, but I wish I was. Here's why:
-by Thomas Chatterton-Williams
-by Thomas Chatterton-Williams
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I'm not in the Epstein Files, but I wish I was. Here's why:
-by Thomas Chatterton-Williams
-by Thomas Chatterton-Williams
