stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
do not explain anything to me
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
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stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
· Sep 6
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the absolute state of things, in one image
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the absolute state of things, in one image
uh, point of order, Starmer was a lawyer so stands to reason he's the best person to be in charge of anything
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
uh, point of order, Starmer was a lawyer so stands to reason he's the best person to be in charge of anything
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Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
you forgot the powerful argument of "c'mon, what if he's my mate?"
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 AM
you forgot the powerful argument of "c'mon, what if he's my mate?"
Kids, let me tell you about another persecuted man who wasn't afraid to be friends with sinners
Ok Starmer isn't Christ himself and he makes mistakes. Who doesn't?
Who do you want to replace him with? It's a fair question.
Who do you want to replace him with? It's a fair question.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Kids, let me tell you about another persecuted man who wasn't afraid to be friends with sinners
very funny to retreat to electability when Starmer is widely disliked
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 AM
very funny to retreat to electability when Starmer is widely disliked
just during the performance, but keep it on for the commercials unless you hate america
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
just during the performance, but keep it on for the commercials unless you hate america
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BRO IT'S AELLA GIRL LMFAOOOOO
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
BRO IT'S AELLA GIRL LMFAOOOOO
falling asleep on the sofa watching Zulu (1964) on sunday afternoon which is british dad valhalla
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
falling asleep on the sofa watching Zulu (1964) on sunday afternoon which is british dad valhalla
as a diehard seahawks fan this is the most important day of my life
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
as a diehard seahawks fan this is the most important day of my life
I just find a nice way to enter the convo
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I just find a nice way to enter the convo
Jim Henson saying "Big Bird"
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Jim Henson saying "Big Bird"
-Elmo is the kid, the entry point
-Oscar the Grouch, the dad, the uncle
-Yes, Grover, a funny guy, gets confused
-Bert, Ernie they're "best friends"
JIM HENSON: what if there's a GIANT BIRD?! 8 foot tall!!
-Oscar the Grouch, the dad, the uncle
-Yes, Grover, a funny guy, gets confused
-Bert, Ernie they're "best friends"
JIM HENSON: what if there's a GIANT BIRD?! 8 foot tall!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM
-Elmo is the kid, the entry point
-Oscar the Grouch, the dad, the uncle
-Yes, Grover, a funny guy, gets confused
-Bert, Ernie they're "best friends"
JIM HENSON: what if there's a GIANT BIRD?! 8 foot tall!!
-Oscar the Grouch, the dad, the uncle
-Yes, Grover, a funny guy, gets confused
-Bert, Ernie they're "best friends"
JIM HENSON: what if there's a GIANT BIRD?! 8 foot tall!!
Big Bird is either a bullshit afterthought character or the big H man's obsession he pushed through against advice
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Big Bird is either a bullshit afterthought character or the big H man's obsession he pushed through against advice
a sign the 1% is too big
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 AM
a sign the 1% is too big
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We got the Israel-funded harassment app taken down. 4 years later, ACT.IL is back with a new name: RiseApp.
youtu.be/FR0DYwa_gPQ
youtu.be/FR0DYwa_gPQ
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
We got the Israel-funded harassment app taken down. 4 years later, ACT.IL is back with a new name: RiseApp.
youtu.be/FR0DYwa_gPQ
youtu.be/FR0DYwa_gPQ
fusion restaurant, possible names: Bone Dogs, Al Corno, Il Cornholio
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
fusion restaurant, possible names: Bone Dogs, Al Corno, Il Cornholio
*being offered Risotto Milanese cooked with bone marrow
-no no just give me a corn dog
-no no just give me a corn dog
February 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
*being offered Risotto Milanese cooked with bone marrow
-no no just give me a corn dog
-no no just give me a corn dog
Hillary knew racism works which is why she circulated this image in 2008
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Hillary knew racism works which is why she circulated this image in 2008