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Emma Berquist
@emmaberquist.bsky.social
an outlaw by the name of Texas Red

writer/book shelver/final girl

books: DEVILS UNTO DUST, MISSING PRESUMED DEAD
stupid evil irredeemable country
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
as always
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I was going to say Dems are doing the “murder? But that’s illegal” bit but actually they’re not even doing that, they’re going “murder? You’re supposed to ask us first”
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
less than useless
… Speaker Jeffries statement:
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
President Xi please help us
So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
every Josh safdie movie leaves me feeling like i need to breath into a paper bag (complimentary)
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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…nice argument however I have already depicted you as a suffering, clenched-jawed Eric Adams and myself as a jubilant, laughing Bernie sanders
hope this helps
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i will not be making any resolutions
January 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
it’s going to be a good year
1/ WSJ reports that Trump is always dozing off, struggles to hear, refuses to wear compression socks, get adequate sleep, or follow medical advice, relying intead on his “good genetics” to keep him alive. www.wsj.com/us-news/as-s...
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
my friend told me to eat 12 grapes under a table for good luck and I’m not taking any chances in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Happy new years babies
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Death Cab were really cooking when they wrote “so this is the new year/ and I don’t feel any different”
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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"Tracy, you are going to die."

"What? No!"

"...when I tell you who I'm dating! Squeaky Fromme. She is...difficult. Anywho,"
I found this story riveting, not only because Suzy is a relative of mine and I've been hearing about this saga for YEARS. What happens when your widowed dad finds love again—with a would-be Presidential assassin? Wild stuff. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/30/s...
She Tried to Kill a President. He Loved Her Anyway.
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
this is why I like the knives out movies
December 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Avatar Fire and Ash:
I will never understand the masochism of being a social media punching bag; just hire a 6 foot tall woman to spit on you and whip your ass like a normal fucking person
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
someone in the gym is wearing the most horrifically strong cologne and I’m just going to assume it’s the person who owns the cybertruck in the parking lot
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
my nephews think it’s hilarious to steal my glasses off my face and run off with them because they know I can’t see without them. And you know what, credit where it’s due: it’s a good bit
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i'm so glad Noel made him go to the movie
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
it’s Christmas in the Berquist household
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
not feeling very christmassy out here
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
thought I was over it, but feeling the old sickness coming back again (urge to write a book)
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM