Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
this is just a momentary ripple in the stream
work stuff:
www.headwaterliterary.com
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work stuff:
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Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
· Mar 3
Headwater Literary Management | Literary Agency
Headwater Literary Management is a boutique literary agency built to meet modern writers where they actually are.
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Today I am officially open again for new book pitches. You will find details on how to do that on our site. I am going to do a quick thread here on some things I'd love to see in my query inbox this year.
www.headwaterliterary.com
www.headwaterliterary.com
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Honestly the absence of "Northern Lights, Minnesota" on the trending topics list is proof of anti-Minnesota shadow banning coming down from the highest levels of Bluesky
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Honestly the absence of "Northern Lights, Minnesota" on the trending topics list is proof of anti-Minnesota shadow banning coming down from the highest levels of Bluesky
Borealis above our house tonight
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Borealis above our house tonight
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today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye
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i just remembered such a good Guy (Jerricho Cotchery)
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i just remembered such a good Guy (Jerricho Cotchery)
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i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
I know there a thousand other points to make here, but: why did Musk put a picture of the Odyssey in a thread about the Iliad?
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
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Don't panic if you find yourself watching a movie. it will be over soon
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Don't panic if you find yourself watching a movie. it will be over soon
<joyce carol oates voice> en garde--i'll let you try my wu tang style
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
<joyce carol oates voice> en garde--i'll let you try my wu tang style
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Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
this has to be the stupidest game between two "good" teams I've ever watched
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
this has to be the stupidest game between two "good" teams I've ever watched
It is a grounding comfort in my life, bordering on a theological truth, that Green Bay Packers receivers cannot and will never be able to catch for shit
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It is a grounding comfort in my life, bordering on a theological truth, that Green Bay Packers receivers cannot and will never be able to catch for shit
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People say bad things about nepotism, but I kinda get it. Children get a lot of unteachable skills from their parents that allow them to exceed in the same field.
For instance: I've become really good at drinking 4-7 beers and complaining about the inferior quality of modern consumer appliances.
For instance: I've become really good at drinking 4-7 beers and complaining about the inferior quality of modern consumer appliances.
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
People say bad things about nepotism, but I kinda get it. Children get a lot of unteachable skills from their parents that allow them to exceed in the same field.
For instance: I've become really good at drinking 4-7 beers and complaining about the inferior quality of modern consumer appliances.
For instance: I've become really good at drinking 4-7 beers and complaining about the inferior quality of modern consumer appliances.
lmao
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
lmao
example nine million of literal actual senators posting like they're bloggers with no power
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.
I get it. I have my own feelings.
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I get it. I have my own feelings.
🧵
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
example nine million of literal actual senators posting like they're bloggers with no power
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not another “every SEC couple” post
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
not another “every SEC couple” post
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incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
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idle thought: football is now too efficient and "solved" for us to ever get another Deion-type player. I think that's a shame
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
idle thought: football is now too efficient and "solved" for us to ever get another Deion-type player. I think that's a shame
what da!
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
what da!
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chat is it good to run Power again and again with a rookie QB you're trying to develop into a passer
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
chat is it good to run Power again and again with a rookie QB you're trying to develop into a passer