Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
this is just a momentary ripple in the stream
work stuff:
www.headwaterliterary.com
www.printrunpodcast.com
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work stuff:
www.headwaterliterary.com
www.printrunpodcast.com
www.erikhane.com
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I wouldn’t wanna be Aaron Rodgers’ secret AI wife later tonight if this one doesn’t go his way
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I wouldn’t wanna be Aaron Rodgers’ secret AI wife later tonight if this one doesn’t go his way
today when the four-year-old was mad I told him to take a deep breath and he shouted I ALREADY TOOK A DEEP BREATH. good line. that's going in the repertoire
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
today when the four-year-old was mad I told him to take a deep breath and he shouted I ALREADY TOOK A DEEP BREATH. good line. that's going in the repertoire
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me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
post-holiday Sunday Scaries ripping around the edge on me like 2015 Vonny Mill
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
post-holiday Sunday Scaries ripping around the edge on me like 2015 Vonny Mill
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Whenever I see someone getting out over their skis on a foreign policy take I remember Caitlin Flanagan confusing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khomeini and then claiming she was actually expressing a profound truth.
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Whenever I see someone getting out over their skis on a foreign policy take I remember Caitlin Flanagan confusing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khomeini and then claiming she was actually expressing a profound truth.
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January 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
oh you know, just a text to @nocartridge.bsky.social from this summer and the current NFC North standings, next to each other. not a big deal
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
oh you know, just a text to @nocartridge.bsky.social from this summer and the current NFC North standings, next to each other. not a big deal
don't push me or I'll start saying that Quinn Ewers is better than McCarthy. do NOT push me
January 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
don't push me or I'll start saying that Quinn Ewers is better than McCarthy. do NOT push me
you can save this one now if you want
The Steelers designed a whole shitty, petty gameplan around not letting Myles Garrett get that one sack and it made them lose a winnable game they needed. And that's how the Baltimore Ravens won the Super Bowl
January 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
you can save this one now if you want
Basically my only positive Vikings thought this season is that Brian Flores should win every available award. here's hoping
Working on my AP ballot and one thing I found interesting—8 of my top 10 choices for Assistant Coach of the Year are defensive playcallers.
Some of that is bc HCs skew offense, but also….just a great year for defense.
Some of that is bc HCs skew offense, but also….just a great year for defense.
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Basically my only positive Vikings thought this season is that Brian Flores should win every available award. here's hoping
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it's called the Dostoevsky method. what we do is find promising up-and-coming thinkers and make them believe they are on the precipice of execution, calling it off only at the very last second. this releases the exquisite juices of their brains, which benefits us all. unconventional, yet effective.
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
it's called the Dostoevsky method. what we do is find promising up-and-coming thinkers and make them believe they are on the precipice of execution, calling it off only at the very last second. this releases the exquisite juices of their brains, which benefits us all. unconventional, yet effective.
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
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i mean nobody has written it on the side of a blimp but if you can't see in pieces like this what people meant when they said "the media wants trump to win, no not just the newspaper owners, all of them, even the ones who say they don't" - i give even odds that this reporter doesn't even realize it
From the perspective of reporting the news, it doesn’t strike me that there is a functional difference between a president who answers the phone at 4:30am in the morning but doesn’t answer a reporter’s questions, versus a president who doesn’t agreed to be interviewed.
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i mean nobody has written it on the side of a blimp but if you can't see in pieces like this what people meant when they said "the media wants trump to win, no not just the newspaper owners, all of them, even the ones who say they don't" - i give even odds that this reporter doesn't even realize it
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me: walked by our old spot today. first time in a while. hope you're well
Sam Darnold: haha love that place
<37 minutes pass>
me: so how have you been
Sam Darnold: haha love that place
<37 minutes pass>
me: so how have you been
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
me: walked by our old spot today. first time in a while. hope you're well
Sam Darnold: haha love that place
<37 minutes pass>
me: so how have you been
Sam Darnold: haha love that place
<37 minutes pass>
me: so how have you been
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Sam Darnold moved to New York for his job at age 22 and was miserable and unhealthy while there, then eventually moved to Minnesota and started thriving. Pretty weird life. Don’t recognize it
January 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sam Darnold moved to New York for his job at age 22 and was miserable and unhealthy while there, then eventually moved to Minnesota and started thriving. Pretty weird life. Don’t recognize it
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one of my two best friends of December, Roberto Bolano and Sam Darnold, has already betrayed me in the new year. not saying who
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
one of my two best friends of December, Roberto Bolano and Sam Darnold, has already betrayed me in the new year. not saying who
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Now that I’m unburdened by Sam Darnold my third eye has opened. I see it all, past, present, and future. I am one with the wind; I am the snow that hasn’t yet fallen
January 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Now that I’m unburdened by Sam Darnold my third eye has opened. I see it all, past, present, and future. I am one with the wind; I am the snow that hasn’t yet fallen
Sam Darnold, who no one actually thinks is good, is about to win 14 games two years in a row on two different teams
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Sam Darnold, who no one actually thinks is good, is about to win 14 games two years in a row on two different teams
seems like the basic summation of the Seahawks is that, in this age of young hotshot coaches who are all play-design nerds and have everything schemed up to hell, they got the only one who does that for defense
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
seems like the basic summation of the Seahawks is that, in this age of young hotshot coaches who are all play-design nerds and have everything schemed up to hell, they got the only one who does that for defense
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any time a liberal says "dearborn" brace for impact
The "Do Something Now" folks, Free Palestine Movement folks, Dearborn folks, AIPAC is bad folks, Hillary & Kamala were bad choices folks, Bernard should have been POTUS folks, etc., y'all are responsible for all the retaliation coming to us.
I've made my peace.
Hopefully, y'all make yours soon.
I've made my peace.
Hopefully, y'all make yours soon.
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
any time a liberal says "dearborn" brace for impact
just last week Democrats couldn't even decide if Marjorie Taylor Greene was good or not. i don't think they're gonna have a coherent or effective response to this new thing
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
just last week Democrats couldn't even decide if Marjorie Taylor Greene was good or not. i don't think they're gonna have a coherent or effective response to this new thing
we did fucking *what*?
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
we did fucking *what*?
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"No ethical consumption under capitalism" I say to myself with a resigned shrug while continuing to use the CP & Stormfront social media platform
January 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
"No ethical consumption under capitalism" I say to myself with a resigned shrug while continuing to use the CP & Stormfront social media platform
ICE fails yet another moral test here in Minneapolis
January 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
ICE fails yet another moral test here in Minneapolis
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And here it is... your moment of Zen.
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
And here it is... your moment of Zen.