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Erik Hane
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this is just a momentary ripple in the stream

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www.headwaterliterary.com

www.printrunpodcast.com

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Today I am officially open again for new book pitches. You will find details on how to do that on our site. I am going to do a quick thread here on some things I'd love to see in my query inbox this year.

www.headwaterliterary.com
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Nuzzi, like TCW, exists as a kind of simulacrum of the midcentury public intellectual. Not even ripping off the writers of that era, but imitating a sort of half-remembered, half-invented idea of what those writers were sort of like and what their general vibe was.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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i thought about this while reading that harper's piece on gooning, where these men literally eroticize the immolation of their lives. but i also thought about this while reading the olivia nuzzi piece. fundamentally there's no difference, she also eroticized her own destruction
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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i don't quite have the words for this thought but there's this drive among.... millennial and younger(?) people to cosplay their own self-destruction so hard they manifest it into reality. not in a cool way either. in a "the internet made me think it's cool to ruin my life" way
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Internet Leftists in their elite bubbles and/or their mom's basements and/or on Bluesky just don't understand how hard it is for even the strongest alphas to hammer in a single nail!
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Phone Didion
Nuzzi, like TCW, exists as a kind of simulacrum of the midcentury public intellectual. Not even ripping off the writers of that era, but imitating a sort of half-remembered, half-invented idea of what those writers were sort of like and what their general vibe was.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When I came out of my bank I saw a bunch of people lined up outside the gamestop next door. Asked what they were there for. New pokemon cards release today and I guess this--lining up outside a gamestop--is the only way to get them? economy is fine btw
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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she better run
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i never get to see the banned posts. I only ever get to see the complaining that someone got banned
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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"Do laws apply to the ruling class" - the greatest thread in the history of democracy, locked by a moderator after 250 years of heated debate,
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Our ability to register the clothing worn or not worn by the Emperor is in danger of being dissolved in the blinding light of the Left's moral certainty.
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
NYT Op Ed | Ross Douthat | Sure, It Turns Out the Emperor Wasn't Wearing Any Clothes. But the Left Is Even More Nude
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Years later I still cannot believe that people say "woke" in all the ways they do. Pure case study in getting linguistically dog-walked by a mixture of conservatism and appropriation
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
as someone who hates basically every new NFL uniform of the last decade: the Patriots need to immediately make these their regular mainstays. These are unbelievable
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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tactical rpgs…leveling up your dudes…nothing like it. the rush of leveling up a dude
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
we simply cannot tolerate collaborating on governance with these people. even if you go win a bunch of elections there can be no future where people like Trump or Gaetz or the movement behind them have even a minority role in it beyond rotting somewhere unseen
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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and that can be true! but then you open the actual newspaper and it's soft-focus profiles of Chris Rufo, a frenzied transphobic crusade, an all-out effort to get the first Black woman president of Harvard canned over bullshit, Get Zohran, etc etc
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I always get a kick out of the NYT Defense Squad trotting out harrumphing takes about how serious journalists don't report on mere speculation, blow things out of proportion, dig into their colleagues' email, etc etc
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This man is getting done so dirty here. Do the kids REALLY like peaches? Or will they take one bite and demand a graham cracker instead? Are you sure that giving them the peach isn't just giving the dog the peach, and that everyone's gonna scream when the dog takes it? This man is keeping the peace
"Gets socks in basket"
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
still thinking about how the Fox NFL booth last weekend featured a criminal conspirator who will never answer for his crimes. and then standing next to Jonathan Vilma was the president!
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It's impolite to say this or act accordingly but at this point it's probably best to assume that organized college republican clubs are Hitler's Youth chapters
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.

Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM