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December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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One of the earliest-ever modern portrayals of Santa Claus features him gifting Union soldiers with a jumping-jack doll of Jefferson Davis dangling from a noose - as drawn by political cartoonist Thomas Nast.

www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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#OnThisDay Dec 25 1874: After drinking at a local saloon, firemen of St. Paul Engine House No. 3 brawl with each other in "a very disgraceful fight," leaving 2 seriously injured, more badly bruised, and 5 arrested for assault. Hope Breakfast Bar now occupies the city's oldest extant civic building.
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
No longer at the mercy of corporate streaming shenanigans
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Soviet New Year's card from the World War II showing Ded Moroz (Santa Claus) decorating his tree with Nazis, 1942
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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It finally happened 🥹

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V. Mertz (Old Market)
🧻 Rating: A+

This rating used to not exist, but then I actually found Charmin Ultra Soft in the wild.

The concept of tears formed in my eyes as I saw the familiar smooth-tear waves and then held the most wonderful toilet paper in the world in my hand.

Merry Christmas indeed.
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Some Santa memes for you to use the next couple days.
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Still can't get over using the record player to make rotisserie chicken
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Talarico at an event last week. “I will use every bit of financial and diplomatic leverage that this country has to end the atrocities in Palestine,”.

I will not use your tax dollars to fund these war crimes. I will vote to ban offensive weapons to Israel.”
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Everyone cheering in the bar meme and the clip on the big screen is John Candy introducing himself as the Polka King of the Midwest
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Wisconsin Brandy Old Fashioned Egg Nog
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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@nocontextoffmenu.bsky.social My brother got me the perfect gift
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Prayers up to the real heroes of US Christmas— the folks working gas station cashier gigs this evening, keeping a little light and hot coffee on for those of us who are most alone and without today.
December 25, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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ICE is planning 7 massive human warehouses holding 5,000 to 10,000 people … with a smaller facility holding up to 1,500 people in Woodbury. wapo.st/4axtwZ4
ICE documents reveal plan to hold 80,000 immigrants in warehouses
The Trump administration wants to build seven large-scale deportation hubs to speed up deportations, internal ICE documents show.
wapo.st
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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It’s weird how I generally don’t want anyone to be fired from their job but there is a small collection of extremely vigorous exceptions
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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It’s so funny to me that this line is straight from Dickens
December 26, 2023 at 2:55 AM
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Request from a friend - any Eagan area people with a car and time on their hands who is willing to give rides!
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
There should be an extended universe to "It's a Wonderful Life" that explores more of what's going on in the alternate universe where George was never born
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tempted to make a New Year's Resolution to only use Bluesky on a client app (Soratama) to see how that influences my usage.
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Recently stumbled upon this Instagram account that's just a guy who lives in a downtown Chicago high rise throwing paper airplanes out his window. Dudes rock, tbh www.instagram.com/reel/DR3CmxB...
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Government officials held a news conference today to break news they had known for days already: The Twin Cities is facing a huge surge, to a total of 350-450 federal agents from the original 140.

Learn more here & find the full newsletter at defend612.com/blog (1/2)
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Circling around a theory that there are two types of empathy:
1. "Oh you look ill. What can I do to help?"
2. "Oh you look ill. What you need is for me to immediately stop blocking your access to the bathroom! I'll get some Gatorade for when you're done."
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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“The only Tesla Cybertruck in all of Uganda seems to have rolled after tackling what appears to be a very mild dirt hill.”

Read More: www.jalopnik.com/2058231/ugan...
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM