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Coalesce around deez nuts
Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told:

DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools

"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
A Dem Senator’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Hits Home: “Breaking Point”
As Trump scrambles to contain the damage from the latest ICE horrors, Senator Chris Murphy offers a sharp indictment of Trump-ICE lawlessness—and explains how Dems can meet the urgency of the moment.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Bus didn’t come had to take the subway to school just missed a train next train tuck in station because someone flipped their shit next train went express had to wait for local next train went express took anyway to the take local other way it gets stuck door malfunction next train express 💀
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
they fired him because he was short it’s discrimination plain and simple
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Mpreg Bovino
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
lmao the wreckage
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
My car defroster isn’t working so I’m putting my bare hands on the inside of windshield to help melt the ice layer on the outside
January 26, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I also worry about imaginary scenarios that do not exist
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Fit bird inspectors
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
(random tech guy who has done 1k posts where he says he is too scared to walk down any street in San Francisco) the blood of the praetorian guard flows through my veins
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Same
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.

“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
ICE agent trying to put food in his mouth but his mask is in the way so he keeps mashing food into the mask and it crumbles and falls into his lap like he’s Cookie Monster
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
actual lol
Boo fucking hoo.
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
bad bunny will be ritualistically sacrificing tom brady at the superbowl halftime show to usher in the new era of woke 2 inshallah
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Barack Obama: (when unaccountable federal agents murder people on camera) here’s a bullshit statement about taking down tensions my assistant wrote

Barack Obama: (when there’s an NBA player strike)
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
high IQ people don’t respond well to shrill noises
January 25, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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no matter how bad you are at your job, no matter how crazy things might get, very few people in modern history have ever been more over their head while in charge of a more fucked up situation than kristi noem
January 25, 2026 at 3:41 AM
a nice thing to do is you can imagine various saw trap scenarios for everyone in the administration it’s very relaxing actually
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
having thoughts
January 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I’m going to kms
January 24, 2026 at 12:39 AM
(guy who normally doesn’t leave the house 24-36 hours at a time) gotta get supplies for the big storm
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
President Xi my people yearn for Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Semi Ethnic White Boy Shocks Everyone by Riding Bikes (all kinds) and Being into Underground Nu Metal From the 90s And 00s
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Damn the kidnappers stayed with the child they kidnapped to ensure he didn’t escape and even fed him before using him as bait and then sending him to detention in another state incredible thank you to our brave troops 🫡 🇺🇸
ICE spokesperson Marcos Charles: "My officers stayed with the child. They cared for him. Took him to get something to eat from a drive-thru restaurant and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. Again, my officers did that, not his father ... his family refused to open the door and take him back"
January 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
MAN-AT-ARMS : skeletor is in our sights. Take the shot!
HE MAN: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
January 23, 2026 at 1:09 AM