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no matter how bad you are at your job, no matter how crazy things might get, very few people in modern history have ever been more over their head while in charge of a more fucked up situation than kristi noem
January 25, 2026 at 3:41 AM
no matter how bad you are at your job, no matter how crazy things might get, very few people in modern history have ever been more over their head while in charge of a more fucked up situation than kristi noem
a nice thing to do is you can imagine various saw trap scenarios for everyone in the administration it’s very relaxing actually
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
a nice thing to do is you can imagine various saw trap scenarios for everyone in the administration it’s very relaxing actually
I’m going to kms
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
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January 24, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I’m going to kms
(guy who normally doesn’t leave the house 24-36 hours at a time) gotta get supplies for the big storm
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
(guy who normally doesn’t leave the house 24-36 hours at a time) gotta get supplies for the big storm
President Xi my people yearn for Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
President Xi my people yearn for Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
Semi Ethnic White Boy Shocks Everyone by Riding Bikes (all kinds) and Being into Underground Nu Metal From the 90s And 00s
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Semi Ethnic White Boy Shocks Everyone by Riding Bikes (all kinds) and Being into Underground Nu Metal From the 90s And 00s
Damn the kidnappers stayed with the child they kidnapped to ensure he didn’t escape and even fed him before using him as bait and then sending him to detention in another state incredible thank you to our brave troops 🫡 🇺🇸
ICE spokesperson Marcos Charles: "My officers stayed with the child. They cared for him. Took him to get something to eat from a drive-thru restaurant and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. Again, my officers did that, not his father ... his family refused to open the door and take him back"
January 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Damn the kidnappers stayed with the child they kidnapped to ensure he didn’t escape and even fed him before using him as bait and then sending him to detention in another state incredible thank you to our brave troops 🫡 🇺🇸
MAN-AT-ARMS : skeletor is in our sights. Take the shot!
HE MAN: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
HE MAN: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
January 23, 2026 at 1:09 AM
MAN-AT-ARMS : skeletor is in our sights. Take the shot!
HE MAN: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
HE MAN: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
2 NY dems voting for ICE funding very cool
January 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
2 NY dems voting for ICE funding very cool
if the next election is JD Vance vs Gavin Newsome there might actually be negative vote totals
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM
if the next election is JD Vance vs Gavin Newsome there might actually be negative vote totals
all the little pigs and their little piggy brains all realizing at the same moment they might actually get thrown under the bus at some point
JD Vance in Minneapolis: "The guys behind me are doing an incredible job, and frankly, a lot of the media is lying about the job they do every single day. That doesn't mean that there aren't occasionally stories and videos out there that suggest they aren't doing everything right."
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
all the little pigs and their little piggy brains all realizing at the same moment they might actually get thrown under the bus at some point
I do appreciate they got him a box to stand on but that podium still looks ENORMOUS
Q: Do you have any moral or ethical qualms about detaining a five-year-old on his way back from preschool?
Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
January 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I do appreciate they got him a box to stand on but that podium still looks ENORMOUS
there’s a dang Cheeto in the White House
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
there’s a dang Cheeto in the White House
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Not to be political but we should put these people in the ground and grind them into dust
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Not to be political but we should put these people in the ground and grind them into dust
I’m all for more training for ICE : how to tie a noose, how to hook up a hose to your cars exhaust, etc etc
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I’m all for more training for ICE : how to tie a noose, how to hook up a hose to your cars exhaust, etc etc
*English* people being like “just so you know your country is shite everyone hates you” is honestly an extremely funny bit
January 21, 2026 at 6:13 PM
*English* people being like “just so you know your country is shite everyone hates you” is honestly an extremely funny bit
Donald Trump is dying
January 21, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Donald Trump is dying
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Deeply fascinated by the new wave band Trent Reznor used to play with in the 1980’s and how everyone looks so incredibly 80’s except for Trent Reznor who looks exactly the same as he always has to the point where he might as well have time traveled
August 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Deeply fascinated by the new wave band Trent Reznor used to play with in the 1980’s and how everyone looks so incredibly 80’s except for Trent Reznor who looks exactly the same as he always has to the point where he might as well have time traveled
shit in Georgia goes sideways when they get *centimeters* of snow so idk how this is possibly gonna go down anyway but disastrous
I'm not a young man. I've been watching the weather for 50+ years. This may be the most significant winter storm I've seen.
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 AM
shit in Georgia goes sideways when they get *centimeters* of snow so idk how this is possibly gonna go down anyway but disastrous
took the bus home from soccer practice with my son it sounded like it had a flat tire about halfway home the noise changed to the sound of a thresher and the entire bus shook the driver managed about 8 more blocks before acknowledging anything was the matter then got out had a look and carried on 👍
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
took the bus home from soccer practice with my son it sounded like it had a flat tire about halfway home the noise changed to the sound of a thresher and the entire bus shook the driver managed about 8 more blocks before acknowledging anything was the matter then got out had a look and carried on 👍
He has somehow given himself alcohol- related dementia except from eating McDonald’s
Trump: "They didn't allow the water to come down from the Pacific Northwest. They routed the water into the Pacific Ocean. So we had no water there. No, he had -- I would say open up the water. Open it up to the governor, the mayor. They wouldn't do it. They wanted to protect a tiny little fish."
January 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
He has somehow given himself alcohol- related dementia except from eating McDonald’s
my accountant has said a few vaguely pro Trump things over the years on economic policies (lol) and I’m very excited to see her this upcoming tax season and see where she’s at
January 20, 2026 at 7:51 PM
my accountant has said a few vaguely pro Trump things over the years on economic policies (lol) and I’m very excited to see her this upcoming tax season and see where she’s at