✨bluesky theme plays✨
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
✨bluesky theme plays✨
asking the baby if he has a hook up in the bathroom
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
asking the baby if he has a hook up in the bathroom
I’ve never asked a single person in my entire life how much money they make not even my parents when I was a child
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’ve never asked a single person in my entire life how much money they make not even my parents when I was a child
started getting prank calls from one of my sons classmates and I’m making zero effort to discover or stop who it is because so far the calls have been of excellent quality
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
started getting prank calls from one of my sons classmates and I’m making zero effort to discover or stop who it is because so far the calls have been of excellent quality
He 100% googled “Joyce carol Oates criticism” lol
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
He 100% googled “Joyce carol Oates criticism” lol
I give Elon a lot of shit but at the end of the day you have to hand it to him for tweeting out things that would necessitate any other person to commit suicide in shame over if it were revealed publicly
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I give Elon a lot of shit but at the end of the day you have to hand it to him for tweeting out things that would necessitate any other person to commit suicide in shame over if it were revealed publicly
another day volunteering at the Oval Office at the White House. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the portrait of Ronald Reagan. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
another day volunteering at the Oval Office at the White House. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the portrait of Ronald Reagan. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
Day 2 of “handling it well,” even weller than you could possibly have thought one could handle it if one were handling it well
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Day 2 of “handling it well,” even weller than you could possibly have thought one could handle it if one were handling it well
Friend lives in bed stuy and just spotted Eric Adams walking to the polls lol
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Friend lives in bed stuy and just spotted Eric Adams walking to the polls lol
Friend lives in bed stuy and just spotted Eric Adams walking to the polls lol
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Friend lives in bed stuy and just spotted Eric Adams walking to the polls lol
I don’t think certain people should be allowed to vote (tech bros)
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t think certain people should be allowed to vote (tech bros)
me: what are you drawing ?
him: a boy named jack pooping in a urinal
me: great
him: a boy named jack pooping in a urinal
me: great
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
me: what are you drawing ?
him: a boy named jack pooping in a urinal
me: great
him: a boy named jack pooping in a urinal
me: great
this shit rocks happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
this shit rocks happy Halloween
I loathe this plump maggot like logo with my life
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I loathe this plump maggot like logo with my life
vamping for time during my 10th grade 9/11 presentation as my social
studies partner flies the drone made up to look like a Boeing 767 towards the model twin towers I have filled with m80s
studies partner flies the drone made up to look like a Boeing 767 towards the model twin towers I have filled with m80s
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
vamping for time during my 10th grade 9/11 presentation as my social
studies partner flies the drone made up to look like a Boeing 767 towards the model twin towers I have filled with m80s
studies partner flies the drone made up to look like a Boeing 767 towards the model twin towers I have filled with m80s
Preparatory sketches , final jacks
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Preparatory sketches , final jacks