Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
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Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot
YouTube video by Michael Darling
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My new found footage project Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot, a forgotten sitcom intro mixtape is now on YouTube:
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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
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Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
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As someone who has spent a ton of time in Culver City and has ongoing work there… I have literally no idea what this means
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 AM
As someone who has spent a ton of time in Culver City and has ongoing work there… I have literally no idea what this means
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Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
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Been trying to decide which Simpsons character would do this. I landed on Moe because he has the right mix of meanness and incompetence.
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Been trying to decide which Simpsons character would do this. I landed on Moe because he has the right mix of meanness and incompetence.
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animorph obama be like uhhhh let me be steer
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
animorph obama be like uhhhh let me be steer
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
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Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.
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February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Summer Olympics characters: The casual assassin; the incompetent breakdancer.
Winter Olympics characters: The genuinely evil ice dancing duo; the medalist who tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend.
Winter Olympics characters: The genuinely evil ice dancing duo; the medalist who tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend.
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Summer Olympics characters: The casual assassin; the incompetent breakdancer.
Winter Olympics characters: The genuinely evil ice dancing duo; the medalist who tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend.
Winter Olympics characters: The genuinely evil ice dancing duo; the medalist who tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend.
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i think about this constantly. tradwife culture absolutely is a kink and no one will acknowledge that it's basically a 24/7 BDSM arrangement but done in an extremely unsafe and dangerous way.
kinksters who can't/won't acknowledge they're participating in kink are a huge social problem right now, imo. ai gooners, trad influencers and breeding-obsessed politicians are all (among other things) perverts who insist they hate perverts.
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i think about this constantly. tradwife culture absolutely is a kink and no one will acknowledge that it's basically a 24/7 BDSM arrangement but done in an extremely unsafe and dangerous way.
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Babe, wake up, new poignant Hemingway short story just dropped.
We carry the box set of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. New, original shrink-wrap, never been opened. 1 copy. mzs.press/Studio-60-on...
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip: The Complete Series )(DVD, NEW)
New, shrink-wrapped, never been opened. In the first episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip , he beleaguered executive producer of a long-running late-night sketch-comedy series interrupts the live ...
mzs.press
February 11, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Babe, wake up, new poignant Hemingway short story just dropped.
Sometimes I’m terrified of what horrors The Powers That Be will unleash upon the Calvin & Hobbes license after Watterson dies.
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Sometimes I’m terrified of what horrors The Powers That Be will unleash upon the Calvin & Hobbes license after Watterson dies.
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He will be doing so uncannily and vaguely menacingly
Boston Dynamics CEO Robert Playter is stepping down after six years
Boston Dynamics CEO Robert Playter is stepping down after six years
What’s next for these robots?
buff.ly
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
He will be doing so uncannily and vaguely menacingly
The American flag should have hot dogs on it.
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The American flag should have hot dogs on it.
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I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
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barkeep, can i get another activity placemat over here please? (sliding a fifty across the bar) and keep those crayons comin'
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
barkeep, can i get another activity placemat over here please? (sliding a fifty across the bar) and keep those crayons comin'
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here’s the free shithead spin on this: MEET THE YOUNG, FEARLESS PROSECUTORS CHALLENGING LONG-HELD ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT HAM SANDWICHES
BREAKING: @carolleonnig.bsky.social reports a federal grand jury in Washington, D.C. declined to indict Sens. Mark Kelly and Elissa Slotkin on charges of seditious conspiracy Tuesday, according to a person familiar with the proceedings.
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
here’s the free shithead spin on this: MEET THE YOUNG, FEARLESS PROSECUTORS CHALLENGING LONG-HELD ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT HAM SANDWICHES