Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
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Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot
YouTube video by Michael Darling
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My new found footage project Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot, a forgotten sitcom intro mixtape is now on YouTube:
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My favorite YouTube crate digging discovery this year. It’s not streaming or for sale anywhere.
December 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My favorite YouTube crate digging discovery this year. It’s not streaming or for sale anywhere.
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yeah i run the downtonabbey_dril account. basically i take a scene from downtown abbey and put one of ten dril posts i’ve saved over it. i try to make it the most applicable one, but let’s be honest: corn cob is always gonna do numbers. yeah no the door actually locks from the outside
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
yeah i run the downtonabbey_dril account. basically i take a scene from downtown abbey and put one of ten dril posts i’ve saved over it. i try to make it the most applicable one, but let’s be honest: corn cob is always gonna do numbers. yeah no the door actually locks from the outside
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ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp
This guy’s full statement is exactly what you expect, but the bit where he justifies the price with “Homeless..etc..the horror list is endless” is particularly funny.
Former KISS guitar Vinnie Vincent addressed fans who "cry and whine like fucking babies" over his new $225 single, pointing out that "this one song is worth more than most entire albums." Meanwhile former drummer Peter Criss explained why his new album was priced at $1,000.
Former KISS Guitarist Defends $225 Single, Former Drummer Explains $1,000 Album
Vinnie Vincent was not one of the KISS members recently honored at the newly-renamed Trump-Kennedy Center, but that isn’t keeping the band’s former guitarist from trying to cash in. This holiday seaso...
stereogum.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This guy’s full statement is exactly what you expect, but the bit where he justifies the price with “Homeless..etc..the horror list is endless” is particularly funny.
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This really sums up Kiss better than anyone ever could
Former KISS guitar Vinnie Vincent addressed fans who "cry and whine like fucking babies" over his new $225 single, pointing out that "this one song is worth more than most entire albums." Meanwhile former drummer Peter Criss explained why his new album was priced at $1,000.
Former KISS Guitarist Defends $225 Single, Former Drummer Explains $1,000 Album
Vinnie Vincent was not one of the KISS members recently honored at the newly-renamed Trump-Kennedy Center, but that isn’t keeping the band’s former guitarist from trying to cash in. This holiday seaso...
stereogum.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This really sums up Kiss better than anyone ever could
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I have become untethered from the world
December 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I have become untethered from the world
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
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no one:
a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:
a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:
December 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
no one:
a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:
a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:
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I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
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December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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With the death of Bardot, the world's racists have become significantly less attractive.
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
With the death of Bardot, the world's racists have become significantly less attractive.
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*confused tulkun noises*
If Fire and Ash is the end for Cameron — and sure it feels like a finale — Hamnet proves Chloé Zhao could take on the franchise
If James Cameron ditches Avatar 4, there's only one logical replacement — and she made one of 2025's best movies
If Fire and Ash is the end for Cameron — and sure it feels like a finale — Hamnet proves Chloé Zhao could take on the franchise
www.polygon.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
*confused tulkun noises*
[Los Angeles County Museum of Art, the year 2525]
“During the turbulent early 21st century, many American homes were decorated with reminders such as this to live, laugh, and love.”
“During the turbulent early 21st century, many American homes were decorated with reminders such as this to live, laugh, and love.”
December 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
[Los Angeles County Museum of Art, the year 2525]
“During the turbulent early 21st century, many American homes were decorated with reminders such as this to live, laugh, and love.”
“During the turbulent early 21st century, many American homes were decorated with reminders such as this to live, laugh, and love.”
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Probably the closest thing we’ll have to the “Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?” joke being real.
i can tell some of y'all about to read the "personal life" section of brigitte bardot's wikipedia and have a real bad day
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Probably the closest thing we’ll have to the “Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?” joke being real.
Similarly, with Bardot’s death, the only living people mentioned by name in “We Didn’t Start The Fire” are Chubby Checker (84), Dylan (84), and Bernie Goetz (78).
Of the 10 people mentioned by name in Bob Dylan's I Shall Be Free only Sophia Loren (91) and Bob himself (84) are now still alive
Brigitte Bardot, French film icon turned far-right provocateur, dies at 91
Actor reshaped French cinema before retreating from global fame into animal rights activism and far-right politics.
www.aljazeera.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Similarly, with Bardot’s death, the only living people mentioned by name in “We Didn’t Start The Fire” are Chubby Checker (84), Dylan (84), and Bernie Goetz (78).
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2025 introduced the greatest Mary Worth character (2 if you include Wilbur’s Chad dopple)
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
2025 introduced the greatest Mary Worth character (2 if you include Wilbur’s Chad dopple)
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Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
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"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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Malik "Bruce" Willis, he Dies Hard! But can he help the Packers avoid Armageddon? If so, he won't be "Moonlighting" as a backup QB much longer! He will be "Hudson Hawking" a big contract as a starter! And that, my friend, is not "Pulp Fiction"!
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Malik "Bruce" Willis, he Dies Hard! But can he help the Packers avoid Armageddon? If so, he won't be "Moonlighting" as a backup QB much longer! He will be "Hudson Hawking" a big contract as a starter! And that, my friend, is not "Pulp Fiction"!
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"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone
November 26, 2023 at 5:08 PM
"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone
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a lot of people talking about Stephen Lang this week with the release of the new Avatar so just wanted to mention that he and my very non-famous dad went to high school together and he still writes nice things on his Facebook
December 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
a lot of people talking about Stephen Lang this week with the release of the new Avatar so just wanted to mention that he and my very non-famous dad went to high school together and he still writes nice things on his Facebook
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Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org