Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
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Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot
YouTube video by Michael Darling
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My new found footage project Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot, a forgotten sitcom intro mixtape is now on YouTube:
youtu.be/UhNBaxBOtcU?...
youtu.be/UhNBaxBOtcU?...
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"Smithers, this beer isn't working.
I don't feel any younger or funkier."
"I'll switch to the tablespoon, Sir."
I don't feel any younger or funkier."
"I'll switch to the tablespoon, Sir."
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Smithers, this beer isn't working.
I don't feel any younger or funkier."
"I'll switch to the tablespoon, Sir."
I don't feel any younger or funkier."
"I'll switch to the tablespoon, Sir."
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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It would mean a lot to me personally if you would participate in this boycott. A few posts down is a link where you can register to receive updates such as when the consumer boycott is over.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It would mean a lot to me personally if you would participate in this boycott. A few posts down is a link where you can register to receive updates such as when the consumer boycott is over.
Found a guy.
Cam, be honest did you edit this, because otherwise what the fuck is going on?
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Found a guy.
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Like the scene in Airplane! where everyone's lined up to slap the woman, but it's a line outside his cell with Trump, Larry Summers, Deepak Chopra, Steve Bannon, a guy at the New York Times apparently
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Like the scene in Airplane! where everyone's lined up to slap the woman, but it's a line outside his cell with Trump, Larry Summers, Deepak Chopra, Steve Bannon, a guy at the New York Times apparently
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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Much Ado About Nothing (1993) on my fyp so now it's on yours
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Much Ado About Nothing (1993) on my fyp so now it's on yours
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Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
It even works with one being a boorish slob and the other being a prissy neat freak.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It even works with one being a boorish slob and the other being a prissy neat freak.
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a content creator.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a content creator.
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![Sharon@sharonk.bsky.social • 56m
weird thing to say about jeffrey Epstein
[screenshot that says:
Because criticizing grammar is ableist bullshit most likely. You ARE an arrogant SOB.
Doubly so, given not a single part of your post follows traditional Western grammar rules.
Plebeian.]
Michelle Wu for President @wu4america.bsky.social
Jeffrey Epstein won't see your post making fun of his comma usage but your friend who can't figure out how to use a comma will](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreiel7bnrvsecbqk5nl265nlaq6p4wmabyxsufnsdcztgah2hjwq3vi@jpeg)
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I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
Weird day to see this on a shelf.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Weird day to see this on a shelf.
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A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."
Lutnick is the current Secretary of Commerce and Epstein sent this email three months before he died.
Epstein mocked Trump for “leaving his nose print on the glass” while watching young women, wrote that Trump knew about illicit activity tied to Mar-a-Lago, and visited “many times,” and noted Trump’s planned visit to his neighbor Howard Lutnick’s house.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million
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You love to see it: “Seven years ago, left-leaning politicians opposed a plan that would have given incentives to Amazon to build a headquarters in the same neighborhood.”
Breaking News: The New York City Council overwhelmingly approved a rezoning on Wednesday that could transform an industrial stretch of Queens into thousands of apartments — private development aimed at addressing the city’s affordable housing crisis. nyti.ms/4p71Cqv
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You love to see it: “Seven years ago, left-leaning politicians opposed a plan that would have given incentives to Amazon to build a headquarters in the same neighborhood.”
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November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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