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sweet as a peach, but in a pineapple way! | sarah | 32
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christening the new account with my favorite pictures of myself! i am gorgeous and i have all the prettiest dresses. 🌟🌙
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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I hear a lot of people saying that ai makes art accessible.. well I personally think that's bullshit- so I made this to drive my point home.
#regalsart #illustration #fuckai #digitalart
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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i think about this constantly. tradwife culture absolutely is a kink and no one will acknowledge that it's basically a 24/7 BDSM arrangement but done in an extremely unsafe and dangerous way.
kinksters who can't/won't acknowledge they're participating in kink are a huge social problem right now, imo. ai gooners, trad influencers and breeding-obsessed politicians are all (among other things) perverts who insist they hate perverts.
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Our product can show you what's outside the window that's right next to you, perform a Google search slower than you can yourself, and misinform your surgeon mid-procedure, causing a catastrophic failure that will injure you for life. The entire economy is propped up on it
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
GOOOOOOOD MMMMORNING 🌞🆙💖 NIGHT CITYYYY 🏙️🏙️🏙️ yesterday's body count lottery ☠️☠️☠️ rounded out at a 💪💪💪 solid and STURDY THIRTY 💪💪💪 ten outta heywood 😌😌😌 thanks to unabated gang wars 🔫🔪🩸 one officer down 🐷☠️🚨 so i guess that means you're all scuh-rewed! 😱😱😱
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You really dropped the ball, Harry. Four point six billion people -- and you failed every single one of them. You really *fucked up*.
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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two queens maximizing their joint slay
Yes that is Lady Gaga singing with Jigglypuff
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
listen to me. listen. i don't have much time. you have to get weirder and more esoteric. hornier too if possible. you have to become a bigger freak with nicher interests so nothing you love will ever end up in a super bowl commercial.
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
two years left until this happens to all of us
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
okay. so. fuck everything. if this is still in stock on payday, it’s mine.
my dream princess dress is back in stock and i need you to PLEASE tell me not to buy it
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
okay so unfortunately you do all need to send me good vibes for my root canal tomorrow morning.
everyone please send me good vibes for my emergency dentist appointment in the morning. 🙏 🙏 🙏 either my crown is dislodged or something underneath it is inflamed. either way i have never experienced pain like this lmao.
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
the human body should shed all its teeth and regrow a completely new set every 15 years. i should not have to live with the consequences of little sarah's rock candy addiction.
February 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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i am a professional editor. i come highly recommended. mind if i step inside your comments-on google doc for the NEOPETS RPG
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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It's been 15 years since the viral exchange between the mayor of Detroit and a "random dude in Massachussets" which ultimately led to this 11-foot tall bronze RoboCop statue that finally debuted two months ago!
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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I sincerely hope that JD Vance gets this reaction every single place he goes.
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Cillian Murphy stuns in the “Opalite” music video by Taylor Swift.
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
guess who’s getting a root canal
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
[ swiftie tweeting. i'm allowed bc i'm very ill and pathetic rn. ]

obviously showgirl is not a top-tier album and i agree with every political criticism of tswift etc etc. but the opalite video made me smile SOOOOO big today. i really do feel quite affectionate toward her lame ass.
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Might and Magic VII: For Blood and Honor (1999)
February 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
everyone please send me good vibes for my emergency dentist appointment in the morning. 🙏 🙏 🙏 either my crown is dislodged or something underneath it is inflamed. either way i have never experienced pain like this lmao.
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM