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sweet as a peach, but in a pineapple way! | sarah | 32
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christening the new account with my favorite pictures of myself! i am gorgeous and i have all the prettiest dresses. 🌟🌙
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OK so I fucked something up in the conversion, and was finally able to fix it on my end. Here's it is in its 4:3 glory.
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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opening a restaurant with only these three items on the menu
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Catz: Your Computer Petz (1996)
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
people on letterboxd love to write this kind of thing about a movie that michael haneke / claire denis wouldn't deign to wipe their shoes on
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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I hear a lot of people saying that ai makes art accessible.. well I personally think that's bullshit- so I made this to drive my point home.
#regalsart #illustration #fuckai #digitalart
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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i think about this constantly. tradwife culture absolutely is a kink and no one will acknowledge that it's basically a 24/7 BDSM arrangement but done in an extremely unsafe and dangerous way.
kinksters who can't/won't acknowledge they're participating in kink are a huge social problem right now, imo. ai gooners, trad influencers and breeding-obsessed politicians are all (among other things) perverts who insist they hate perverts.
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Our product can show you what's outside the window that's right next to you, perform a Google search slower than you can yourself, and misinform your surgeon mid-procedure, causing a catastrophic failure that will injure you for life. The entire economy is propped up on it
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
GOOOOOOOD MMMMORNING 🌞🆙💖 NIGHT CITYYYY 🏙️🏙️🏙️ yesterday's body count lottery ☠️☠️☠️ rounded out at a 💪💪💪 solid and STURDY THIRTY 💪💪💪 ten outta heywood 😌😌😌 thanks to unabated gang wars 🔫🔪🩸 one officer down 🐷☠️🚨 so i guess that means you're all scuh-rewed! 😱😱😱
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You really dropped the ball, Harry. Four point six billion people -- and you failed every single one of them. You really *fucked up*.
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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two queens maximizing their joint slay
Yes that is Lady Gaga singing with Jigglypuff
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
listen to me. listen. i don't have much time. you have to get weirder and more esoteric. hornier too if possible. you have to become a bigger freak with nicher interests so nothing you love will ever end up in a super bowl commercial.
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
two years left until this happens to all of us
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
okay. so. fuck everything. if this is still in stock on payday, it’s mine.
my dream princess dress is back in stock and i need you to PLEASE tell me not to buy it
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
okay so unfortunately you do all need to send me good vibes for my root canal tomorrow morning.
everyone please send me good vibes for my emergency dentist appointment in the morning. 🙏 🙏 🙏 either my crown is dislodged or something underneath it is inflamed. either way i have never experienced pain like this lmao.
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM