TurducKen Lowery
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TurducKen Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
Writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames

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NO-TELL MOTEL is so back.

The Employee Bundle is BACK in stock, and now includes the Door Hanger for when you wanna tell people to slink away or slink inside.

Keychains, door hangers, "Dice Trays" still available a la carte. Matchbooks with every order.

Check in: bannerless.games/shop
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
CASINO ROYALE has long stretches (including the parkour chase) where much/most of the thrill is just watching Craig Bond do problem solving, I think that's why it's always a fun watch
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Still just a hell of a track youtu.be/2GhPUAVgHZc?...
Garbage - Stupid Girl
YouTube video by GarbageVEVO
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November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I hate it when the quiet person at the end of a table full of arguing comrades shouts "ENOUGH!" But I love it when he quietly yet forcefully gives us clarity of purpose with a few strong sentences
June 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I hate it when the arrival of a mysterious new student presages death and doom at my exclusive boarding school, all seemingly tied to the tragic death of a girl that took place years earlier... the shocking truth of which may lie with the reclusive groundskeeper.
October 9, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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I hate it when we're not so different, you and I.
August 23, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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I hate it when as reward for saving my people, I hand over our ancient, sacred tribal weapon to an adventurer who immediately scraps that shit for parts. Like right in front of me.
May 2, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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I hate it when my sad serenade about the melancholy inner life of a humble man on the skids finally fades out, at which point I resume menial physical labor as the spotlight dims.
August 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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I love it when I am introducing myself and my work to the camera. I hate it when that introduction is immediately preceded with the audio of my last panicked phone call to emergency services, asking for help in a location I can't identify.
May 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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I love it when our omnipresent cameras catch the celebrations and easy camaraderie of me and my camera crew. I hate it when that footage is used to structure the first act of the assembled footage of our grisly and mysterious deaths.
May 11, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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Yeah
June 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
THREE MINUTES, come chill in the chat with us, enjoy a nice hour of music an actual human being chose
Oh, what a treat for you. It's Monday and I have DJ Corvis's FIFTH broadcast from KWHY, powering through as the light winks out of the world.

Tune in for Corvis's ASMR-like voice, dry wit, and music from Yo La Tengo, Against Me!, Gloria Estefan and more.

See you in 20: bannerless.games/void-kwhy5
VOID 1680 AM // KWHY_11.10.25
Who better to guide us through the encroaching darkness than the soothing voice of DJ Corvis, broadcasting from a time and place where everything is just... ...
bannerless.games
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh, what a treat for you. It's Monday and I have DJ Corvis's FIFTH broadcast from KWHY, powering through as the light winks out of the world.

Tune in for Corvis's ASMR-like voice, dry wit, and music from Yo La Tengo, Against Me!, Gloria Estefan and more.

See you in 20: bannerless.games/void-kwhy5
VOID 1680 AM // KWHY_11.10.25
Who better to guide us through the encroaching darkness than the soothing voice of DJ Corvis, broadcasting from a time and place where everything is just... ...
bannerless.games
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I've had this exact exchange six times in the last week
Flight attendant: anything to drink?
Me: ginger ale please
FA: sure!
Me: thank you!
(FA hands napkin)
Me: thank you!!
(FA hands ice cup)
Me: thank you!!!
(FA hands drink)
Me: thank you!!!!
FA: enjoy?
Me: thank you so much!!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Working on coloring DREAMHOUSE while the Kickstarter is running. Coloring sequential pages is amazingly harder than coloring a single image.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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anyone have an East Coast grinder roll recipe they've made and liked?
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I killed the Dooby Dooby Doo penguin with a shovel. That's why they stopped making those commercials
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What's the word on DIE MY LOVE
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Hello friends! Stylised and painterly headshots are open again. My carrd link in my bio has the application info, or read the FAQ on my discord here: discord.gg/pPCCksTbH2

Today was just for fun: we have an Irving now! #fanart #Severance
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
oh heck there's a new Allie X
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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i don't enjoy live theater because i have intrusive thoughts about how i could completely ruin the performance, and believe i have a moral prerogative to do so
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Google Maps loves telling me to "take the second right" when there is definitely just one right turn
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM