Hello, it's Dan McDaid
@danmcdaid.bsky.social
Horowitz is a dunce
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Horowitz is a dunce
Reposted by Hello, it's Dan McDaid
MY SCRIPT FOR NEXT JAMES BOND
GROUCHO: (Enters wearing bow tie and fez) Greetings, Russkies. I’m Bond James Bond, my Dad had a stutter. Put your guns down! Now put your hands up! Now put your feet up! It gets tiring, this espionage game. Allow me to introduce my associate, Voluptua Gazungas.
GROUCHO: (Enters wearing bow tie and fez) Greetings, Russkies. I’m Bond James Bond, my Dad had a stutter. Put your guns down! Now put your hands up! Now put your feet up! It gets tiring, this espionage game. Allow me to introduce my associate, Voluptua Gazungas.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
MY SCRIPT FOR NEXT JAMES BOND
GROUCHO: (Enters wearing bow tie and fez) Greetings, Russkies. I’m Bond James Bond, my Dad had a stutter. Put your guns down! Now put your hands up! Now put your feet up! It gets tiring, this espionage game. Allow me to introduce my associate, Voluptua Gazungas.
GROUCHO: (Enters wearing bow tie and fez) Greetings, Russkies. I’m Bond James Bond, my Dad had a stutter. Put your guns down! Now put your hands up! Now put your feet up! It gets tiring, this espionage game. Allow me to introduce my associate, Voluptua Gazungas.
"I would have to say... You're the SECOND most trusted news source"
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"I would have to say... You're the SECOND most trusted news source"
I think there's a bigger, more systemic problem here - who goes to the movies anymore? Bond is not the four quadrant hit that he used to be. The last Indiana Jones movie - Indiana Jones! - flopped hard.
Bond dying isn't the problem, it's that they can't back another truckload of money up to Craig's house anymore. I think they're fully terrified of casting anyone else.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I think there's a bigger, more systemic problem here - who goes to the movies anymore? Bond is not the four quadrant hit that he used to be. The last Indiana Jones movie - Indiana Jones! - flopped hard.
Head canon: between Quantum of Solace and Skyfall, Craig has all the adventures we've already seen the other Bonds have, which is why he has the Aston Martin in storage. So his final "death" in NTTD is the death of that whole era of Bond.
“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Head canon: between Quantum of Solace and Skyfall, Craig has all the adventures we've already seen the other Bonds have, which is why he has the Aston Martin in storage. So his final "death" in NTTD is the death of that whole era of Bond.
He survived and has his face changed. They sort of built the solution in to the film itself, and explain why he can't ever go back to his real family (he's got some kind of fuck virus? I can't remember, but it's something dumb like that. Awful movie)
Remember when Rex Reed was confused and thought THE DARK KNIGHT was a prequel to Tim Burton’s BATMAN
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
EXCLUSIVE: James Bond Writers Reveal Twist That Has Left New Creators With 'Huge Headache' When It Comes to Resurrecting the Super-Spy for Amazon
Bond writers are now racking their brain, trying to move forward with the franchise after the last film's wild twist.
radaronline.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
He survived and has his face changed. They sort of built the solution in to the film itself, and explain why he can't ever go back to his real family (he's got some kind of fuck virus? I can't remember, but it's something dumb like that. Awful movie)
This is a really fun, really enjoyable comic, and even though the twist is visible a mile off, it still raises interesting questions about how much Superman should do, how much rest he actually needs, and what happens if he starts to lose the plot
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This is a really fun, really enjoyable comic, and even though the twist is visible a mile off, it still raises interesting questions about how much Superman should do, how much rest he actually needs, and what happens if he starts to lose the plot
I gave Dracula such a kicking the other day, said he looked like a sad magician, laughed at the idea that he had to be "invited in" to your house before he could attack you in any way. Really pathetic, juiceless loser, looks like an idiot and is clearly starting to go bald.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I gave Dracula such a kicking the other day, said he looked like a sad magician, laughed at the idea that he had to be "invited in" to your house before he could attack you in any way. Really pathetic, juiceless loser, looks like an idiot and is clearly starting to go bald.
Reposted by Hello, it's Dan McDaid
Mondays, am I right!
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Mondays, am I right!
That's absolutely fine
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
That's absolutely fine
Reposted by Hello, it's Dan McDaid
the drink is actually empty hes just pretending to drink it to look like a human
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
the drink is actually empty hes just pretending to drink it to look like a human
She's just naming biscuits! #universitychallenge
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
She's just naming biscuits! #universitychallenge
Reposted by Hello, it's Dan McDaid
Counterpoint: Wade von Grawbadger sounds like a zeppelin thief.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Counterpoint: Wade von Grawbadger sounds like a zeppelin thief.
Ha ha ha oh lord
You ever heard of an hombre whut goes by the name o' Wade Von Grawbadger?
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ha ha ha oh lord
Reposted by Hello, it's Dan McDaid
I would like to personally thank establishment liberals on both sides of the Atlantic for dedicating the past decade to an aggressive rearguard action against their progressive left flank which even some of them now admit produced nothing except a decade of wasted time and an ascendant far-right.
"Chuck Schumer should go ... he's no longer capable of leading the Democratic Party."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I would like to personally thank establishment liberals on both sides of the Atlantic for dedicating the past decade to an aggressive rearguard action against their progressive left flank which even some of them now admit produced nothing except a decade of wasted time and an ascendant far-right.
Reposted by Hello, it's Dan McDaid
"Chuck Schumer should go ... he's no longer capable of leading the Democratic Party."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Chuck Schumer should go ... he's no longer capable of leading the Democratic Party."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
It's actually hilarious how bitter Nate Silver is now, after fumbling the ball so, so many times
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's actually hilarious how bitter Nate Silver is now, after fumbling the ball so, so many times
I think these are detective names, with the exception of Thomas
Dick Ayers
Roger Stern
Gerry Conway
Roy Thomas
Jim Starlin
Frank Brunner
Roger Stern
Gerry Conway
Roy Thomas
Jim Starlin
Frank Brunner
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think these are detective names, with the exception of Thomas
James Tynion IV inherited the railroad
James Tynion IV sounds like a Robber Baron the other comic artists are fighting as Desperados.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
James Tynion IV inherited the railroad
Scott Shaw is perfect. Elliot Maggin would PLAY a western character
Elliot Maggin
Scott Shaw
(Though only work as Western-y if you exclude their exclamation marks.)
Scott Shaw
(Though only work as Western-y if you exclude their exclamation marks.)
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Scott Shaw is perfect. Elliot Maggin would PLAY a western character
Yeah I think CC Beck is on the money. A villain, landowner, very wealthy.
Otto Binder and CC Beck
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yeah I think CC Beck is on the money. A villain, landowner, very wealthy.
Reposted by Hello, it's Dan McDaid
They say Walt Kelly's gang joined up with Charles Vess and Los Bros Hernandez, making them the deadliest crew this side of the panel border, least since Babs Tarr's outfit fled the territories. Thankfully, Sanford Greene, Cully Hamner, and Erica Henderson are expected to arrive by Wednesday.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
They say Walt Kelly's gang joined up with Charles Vess and Los Bros Hernandez, making them the deadliest crew this side of the panel border, least since Babs Tarr's outfit fled the territories. Thankfully, Sanford Greene, Cully Hamner, and Erica Henderson are expected to arrive by Wednesday.
Babs Tarr, lmao. Perfect.
They say Walt Kelly's gang joined up with Charles Vess and Los Bros Hernandez, making them the deadliest crew this side of the panel border, least since Babs Tarr's outfit fled the territories. Thankfully, Sanford Greene, Cully Hamner, and Erica Henderson are expected to arrive by Wednesday.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Babs Tarr, lmao. Perfect.