No Particular Dave
@daveexmachina.bsky.social
wrench enthusiast
host of The Unintelligible Empanada Truck Podcast
I'm driving this thing, it's not driving me
host of The Unintelligible Empanada Truck Podcast
I'm driving this thing, it's not driving me
2:12am... going back for more olive
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
2:12am... going back for more olive
omg I found The Avatar!
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
omg I found The Avatar!
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i own one of those little laser tape measure things and every time i need it i look around for like 45 minutes but like every 2 days when i don't need it i see it and pick it up and go oooh doo hoo that wall is 113 cm away and put it down in the worst possible place
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i own one of those little laser tape measure things and every time i need it i look around for like 45 minutes but like every 2 days when i don't need it i see it and pick it up and go oooh doo hoo that wall is 113 cm away and put it down in the worst possible place
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scenes 3, 4, and 5
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
scenes 3, 4, and 5
YES I REPOSTED TO FIX A TYPO
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
YES I REPOSTED TO FIX A TYPO
baby shoes, never worn, are cute, but they grow up to be adult shoes. before you buy them make sure you are prepared for the commitment
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
baby shoes, never worn, are cute, but they grow up to be adult shoes. before you buy them make sure you are prepared for the commitment
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Might need to pin this for a month of Dick jokes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Might need to pin this for a month of Dick jokes.
when I die, put this on my gravestone:
DAVE
he finally saw
something
through
to the end
DAVE
he finally saw
something
through
to the end
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
when I die, put this on my gravestone:
DAVE
he finally saw
something
through
to the end
DAVE
he finally saw
something
through
to the end
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Me, in the car, to myself: 25 munchkins. 25 munchkins. 25 munchkins.
Speaker: welcome to Dunkin, what can I get ya
Me: yeah, can I get a 20-piece McNuggets?
Speaker: no.
Speaker: welcome to Dunkin, what can I get ya
Me: yeah, can I get a 20-piece McNuggets?
Speaker: no.
November 11, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Me, in the car, to myself: 25 munchkins. 25 munchkins. 25 munchkins.
Speaker: welcome to Dunkin, what can I get ya
Me: yeah, can I get a 20-piece McNuggets?
Speaker: no.
Speaker: welcome to Dunkin, what can I get ya
Me: yeah, can I get a 20-piece McNuggets?
Speaker: no.
Hey gang I did my 2025 Year in Review of board games!
Dave's Year in Review: 2025
A year of transition and reflection.
Here are all the new-to-me games I played: Dave's New (to Me) Board Games in 2025
Previous notable games lists:
Legomancer's Notable New to Me Games Meta-List
boardgamegeek.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Hey gang I did my 2025 Year in Review of board games!
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every printer is a 3d printer at a certain scale
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
every printer is a 3d printer at a certain scale
and there's a taxi! I didn't even know about it, it's just lagniappe! this thing is filling its Dave bingo card!
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
and there's a taxi! I didn't even know about it, it's just lagniappe! this thing is filling its Dave bingo card!
my post-apocalyptic dollhouse has a wall now. those chains were a nightmare
January 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
my post-apocalyptic dollhouse has a wall now. those chains were a nightmare
@kenlowery.bsky.social hey ken come over were all hanging out
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
@kenlowery.bsky.social hey ken come over were all hanging out
also, the US has a long and bloody history of deciding who gets to lead other countries. it didn't begin with Trump. this isn't a him thing, this is an us thing
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
also, the US has a long and bloody history of deciding who gets to lead other countries. it didn't begin with Trump. this isn't a him thing, this is an us thing
former DNC chair, so, y'know, "vote"
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
former DNC chair, so, y'know, "vote"
before you pay federal taxes this year, think carefully about what you're paying into
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
before you pay federal taxes this year, think carefully about what you're paying into
bunker status, and close-up on A Good Boy
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
bunker status, and close-up on A Good Boy
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Q: What is a tabletop RPG?
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Q: What is a tabletop RPG?
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
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there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
January 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
here's what's happening now
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
here's what's happening now
2020
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
2020