Jared Gray
@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
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Fellow Ozians, don’t forget:
“You can’t get mad when people post spoilers for a movie based on a 20 year old stage musical.”
Not the point. The MOVIE hasn’t been out for 20 years. We aren’t concerned with WHAT’s happening as much as we want to see HOW. That’s why we’re going to see it. Get over yourself.
Not the point. The MOVIE hasn’t been out for 20 years. We aren’t concerned with WHAT’s happening as much as we want to see HOW. That’s why we’re going to see it. Get over yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Fellow Ozians, don’t forget:
Someone get Lorne on the phone! I am AVAILABLE!!!
Your talents are needed over at 30 Rock
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Someone get Lorne on the phone! I am AVAILABLE!!!
If they’re smart enough for a deep cut they’ll put them both in a “Wicked Witches Of Eastwick” crossover sketch
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If they’re smart enough for a deep cut they’ll put them both in a “Wicked Witches Of Eastwick” crossover sketch
Fellow Ozians, don’t forget:
“You can’t get mad when people post spoilers for a movie based on a 20 year old stage musical.”
Not the point. The MOVIE hasn’t been out for 20 years. We aren’t concerned with WHAT’s happening as much as we want to see HOW. That’s why we’re going to see it. Get over yourself.
Not the point. The MOVIE hasn’t been out for 20 years. We aren’t concerned with WHAT’s happening as much as we want to see HOW. That’s why we’re going to see it. Get over yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Fellow Ozians, don’t forget:
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Sunday scaries ahead of Wicked week?
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sunday scaries ahead of Wicked week?
Good idea. You don’t need spoilers from the crowds at Wicked: The Straight Play
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Good idea. You don’t need spoilers from the crowds at Wicked: The Straight Play
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Wicked: For Good comes out this week so remember, don’t take pictures or videos during the movie, you stupid witches.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Wicked: For Good comes out this week so remember, don’t take pictures or videos during the movie, you stupid witches.
Finally got a Ring light!
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Finally got a Ring light!
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POV: What the camera sees when I'm having an issue at self checkout
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
POV: What the camera sees when I'm having an issue at self checkout
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And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
Wicked: For Good comes out this week so remember, don’t take pictures or videos during the movie, you stupid witches.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Wicked: For Good comes out this week so remember, don’t take pictures or videos during the movie, you stupid witches.
And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
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We live in a world where someone could say “When they made The Truman Show they really had Jim Carrey live on that island for his whole life and they didn’t tell him the truth so as his character finds out what’s happening those are actually his natural reactions!!!” and people would believe this
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We live in a world where someone could say “When they made The Truman Show they really had Jim Carrey live on that island for his whole life and they didn’t tell him the truth so as his character finds out what’s happening those are actually his natural reactions!!!” and people would believe this
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PSA: Bath & Body Works isn’t selling any Hanukkah or Kwanzaa stuff this holiday season.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
PSA: Bath & Body Works isn’t selling any Hanukkah or Kwanzaa stuff this holiday season.
using your disabled child as theme park inspiration porn on social media is kinda gross actually
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
using your disabled child as theme park inspiration porn on social media is kinda gross actually
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One week awayyyyy…
We’re two weeks away from Wicked: For Good so please turn on your sound and enjoy some silliness 🤪
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
One week awayyyyy…
Remember that South Park episode where the kids discover Earth is a reality show about to be cancelled and they blackmail the alien CEOs by taking pictures of them engaged in drug-fueled homosexual activity?
I feel like it went down like that.
And it probably looked just like that too.
I feel like it went down like that.
And it probably looked just like that too.
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Remember that South Park episode where the kids discover Earth is a reality show about to be cancelled and they blackmail the alien CEOs by taking pictures of them engaged in drug-fueled homosexual activity?
I feel like it went down like that.
And it probably looked just like that too.
I feel like it went down like that.
And it probably looked just like that too.
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I don’t want to hear any more about ephebophiIia, it’s time we start talking about Elphabaphilia
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don’t want to hear any more about ephebophiIia, it’s time we start talking about Elphabaphilia
Go home, Apple Music, you’re drunk
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Go home, Apple Music, you’re drunk
One week awayyyyy…
We’re two weeks away from Wicked: For Good so please turn on your sound and enjoy some silliness 🤪
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
One week awayyyyy…
It’s comforting to know that one day, a decade or so from now, all of this will make one of the most terrible broadway musicals the world has ever seen
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s comforting to know that one day, a decade or so from now, all of this will make one of the most terrible broadway musicals the world has ever seen
I don’t want to hear any more about ephebophiIia, it’s time we start talking about Elphabaphilia
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don’t want to hear any more about ephebophiIia, it’s time we start talking about Elphabaphilia
I could quite honestly stress eat an entire sheet cake right now 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I could quite honestly stress eat an entire sheet cake right now 🙃
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its so telling that the few times the mainstream media steps down from mount olympus to interact with blue sky is to tell the libs to shut the fuck up and kiss the toes of the new york times.
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
its so telling that the few times the mainstream media steps down from mount olympus to interact with blue sky is to tell the libs to shut the fuck up and kiss the toes of the new york times.