Jared Gray
@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
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YOU: I get that it’s bad and everything, but I just can’t leave twitter.
ME: Why not?
YOU: I’m so used to the engagement I get there from all my followers!
ME:
ME: Why not?
YOU: I’m so used to the engagement I get there from all my followers!
ME:
August 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
YOU: I get that it’s bad and everything, but I just can’t leave twitter.
ME: Why not?
YOU: I’m so used to the engagement I get there from all my followers!
ME:
ME: Why not?
YOU: I’m so used to the engagement I get there from all my followers!
ME:
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I need Eowyn’s blue robe thing in men’s sizes and styles
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I need Eowyn’s blue robe thing in men’s sizes and styles
“Glinda, where were you on January 6?”
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
“Glinda, where were you on January 6?”
Oh it’s going to become a fucking national holiday at this rate
Scores of now-pardoned Jan. 6 insurrectionists will gather from 11:45am for a march to the Capitol starting at the Ellipse.
One insurrectionist who says he's attending: Enrique Tarrio, who was sentenced to prison until 2045 until Trump intervened.
One insurrectionist who says he's attending: Enrique Tarrio, who was sentenced to prison until 2045 until Trump intervened.
January 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Oh it’s going to become a fucking national holiday at this rate
Hook (1991) is an Epiphany movie
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hook (1991) is an Epiphany movie
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5 years ago, our current President launched a seditious attack against the Capitol because he lost the election.
If you relied on American Media for news this morning you'd never know it.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. At best they are insufficient. At worst they are complicit.
If you relied on American Media for news this morning you'd never know it.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. At best they are insufficient. At worst they are complicit.
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
5 years ago, our current President launched a seditious attack against the Capitol because he lost the election.
If you relied on American Media for news this morning you'd never know it.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. At best they are insufficient. At worst they are complicit.
If you relied on American Media for news this morning you'd never know it.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. At best they are insufficient. At worst they are complicit.
Hear me out: Phantom Manor Holiday.
Not the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay, but a dark, macabre holiday story where Melanie waits and waits and waits for Santa but instead the house is terrorized by Père Fouettard, Krampus, and other European Christmas monsters.
Not the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay, but a dark, macabre holiday story where Melanie waits and waits and waits for Santa but instead the house is terrorized by Père Fouettard, Krampus, and other European Christmas monsters.
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hear me out: Phantom Manor Holiday.
Not the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay, but a dark, macabre holiday story where Melanie waits and waits and waits for Santa but instead the house is terrorized by Père Fouettard, Krampus, and other European Christmas monsters.
Not the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay, but a dark, macabre holiday story where Melanie waits and waits and waits for Santa but instead the house is terrorized by Père Fouettard, Krampus, and other European Christmas monsters.
The weather apps love to say it’s snowing when it isn’t and it isn’t when it is. Great system we’ve got.
January 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The weather apps love to say it’s snowing when it isn’t and it isn’t when it is. Great system we’ve got.
Me, circling back now that it’s the new year
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Me, circling back now that it’s the new year
The Bangles, late for work today after dreaming about Valentino
Uh ohhhh woke up manic and h*rny!
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The Bangles, late for work today after dreaming about Valentino
Strong Bad and a fan facing off and falling in love via email: Deleted Rivalry
Two bread bakers facing off and falling in love: Kneaded Rivalry
Two chess masters facing off and falling in love in Seated Rivalry.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Strong Bad and a fan facing off and falling in love via email: Deleted Rivalry
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Heated Rivalry but with:
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Heated Rivalry but with:
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YOU: Sunday Scaries
ME: Sunday’s Carries
ME: Sunday’s Carries
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
YOU: Sunday Scaries
ME: Sunday’s Carries
ME: Sunday’s Carries
YOU: Sunday Scaries
ME: Sunday’s Carries
ME: Sunday’s Carries
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
YOU: Sunday Scaries
ME: Sunday’s Carries
ME: Sunday’s Carries
Heated Rivalry but with:
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Heated Rivalry but with:
These new porn bots:
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
These new porn bots:
Tonight is as good a night as any to begin my annual Lord Of The Rings rewatch. Perhaps it will be a light for me when all other lights go out. 🩵
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Tonight is as good a night as any to begin my annual Lord Of The Rings rewatch. Perhaps it will be a light for me when all other lights go out. 🩵
I’m convinced our nations are run by a bunch of rusted Tin Men or something the way these issues always center around oil
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I’m convinced our nations are run by a bunch of rusted Tin Men or something the way these issues always center around oil
“Someone [else] should do something!”
- Every statement ever
- Every statement ever
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
“Someone [else] should do something!”
- Every statement ever
- Every statement ever
me @ any functioning country
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
me @ any functioning country
Expecting to see a lot of her soon
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Expecting to see a lot of her soon