Jared Gray
@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
The audacity of online retailers to straight up lie and say “If your item isn’t the same color as the picture it’s your screen’s fault, not ours”
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The audacity of online retailers to straight up lie and say “If your item isn’t the same color as the picture it’s your screen’s fault, not ours”
And now, please welcome back to the stage…
Anne O’Boddy
Enola Vase
Noe Zurdat
Therese R. Wuzz
E. Sever Gunn
Abe Ring Medown
Enola Vase
Noe Zurdat
Therese R. Wuzz
E. Sever Gunn
Abe Ring Medown
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And now, please welcome back to the stage…
Gym sauna today. Group of teenage douchebros waiting outside because it was crowded, laughing about the men inside, specifically an overweight one. I slammed the sauna door open and assertively said “Hey guys, if you’re gonna talk shit about people, make sure they can’t hear you.”
And they left!!!
And they left!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Gym sauna today. Group of teenage douchebros waiting outside because it was crowded, laughing about the men inside, specifically an overweight one. I slammed the sauna door open and assertively said “Hey guys, if you’re gonna talk shit about people, make sure they can’t hear you.”
And they left!!!
And they left!!!
When notable A-list celebrities do commercials because the work is slow, that’s not great, but I get it.
When they’re like, marginally known for one niche thing and immediately start doing commercials, that seems bad.
When the commercials are for sports betting or online casinos, that seems worse.
When they’re like, marginally known for one niche thing and immediately start doing commercials, that seems bad.
When the commercials are for sports betting or online casinos, that seems worse.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When notable A-list celebrities do commercials because the work is slow, that’s not great, but I get it.
When they’re like, marginally known for one niche thing and immediately start doing commercials, that seems bad.
When the commercials are for sports betting or online casinos, that seems worse.
When they’re like, marginally known for one niche thing and immediately start doing commercials, that seems bad.
When the commercials are for sports betting or online casinos, that seems worse.
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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
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-See, that’s how they get you. This whole time they said Wicked, but it turns out it’s only Part One.
-What about Part Two?
-That’s the thing! Now there’s Wicked Part One and Wicked For Good.
-Not Part Two?
-Apparently not.
-So where’s Part Two?
-I don’t know.
-THIRD BASE!
-What about Part Two?
-That’s the thing! Now there’s Wicked Part One and Wicked For Good.
-Not Part Two?
-Apparently not.
-So where’s Part Two?
-I don’t know.
-THIRD BASE!
December 17, 2024 at 7:20 PM
-See, that’s how they get you. This whole time they said Wicked, but it turns out it’s only Part One.
-What about Part Two?
-That’s the thing! Now there’s Wicked Part One and Wicked For Good.
-Not Part Two?
-Apparently not.
-So where’s Part Two?
-I don’t know.
-THIRD BASE!
-What about Part Two?
-That’s the thing! Now there’s Wicked Part One and Wicked For Good.
-Not Part Two?
-Apparently not.
-So where’s Part Two?
-I don’t know.
-THIRD BASE!
Hey guys! As you know I have no personality, no attention span, and no media literacy. I’m also totally incurious, I don’t remember things for very long, and I don’t like movies (otherwise I would have watched this in theaters instead of a year later on my laptop). Anyway, today’s reaction video is
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey guys! As you know I have no personality, no attention span, and no media literacy. I’m also totally incurious, I don’t remember things for very long, and I don’t like movies (otherwise I would have watched this in theaters instead of a year later on my laptop). Anyway, today’s reaction video is
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And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
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We’re in Lord Of The Flies. He’s Jack. And he thinks he’s talking to the overweight bespectacled boy with asthma.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We’re in Lord Of The Flies. He’s Jack. And he thinks he’s talking to the overweight bespectacled boy with asthma.
I’m sorry, what about any of this was confusifying for you? 😒
Wicked: For Good comes out this week so remember, don’t take pictures or videos during the movie, you stupid witches.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m sorry, what about any of this was confusifying for you? 😒
Like. Goddamn. Clockwork.
Twittergay•bsky•com now
X is down, do people still post here?
X is down, do people still post here?
Twittergay•bsky•com now
This place has videos? guess I should post here more…
Twittergay•bsky•com 6mo
Reintroduction thread!
Twittergay•bsky•com 8mo
Forgot I had this oop
Twittergay•bsky•com 11mo
kinda dead here ngl
Twittergay•bsky•com 5/13/2023
ok who needs invite codes?
This place has videos? guess I should post here more…
Twittergay•bsky•com 6mo
Reintroduction thread!
Twittergay•bsky•com 8mo
Forgot I had this oop
Twittergay•bsky•com 11mo
kinda dead here ngl
Twittergay•bsky•com 5/13/2023
ok who needs invite codes?
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Like. Goddamn. Clockwork.
We’re in Lord Of The Flies. He’s Jack. And he thinks he’s talking to the overweight bespectacled boy with asthma.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We’re in Lord Of The Flies. He’s Jack. And he thinks he’s talking to the overweight bespectacled boy with asthma.
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If this isn’t about the character from the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience I am deeply uninterested.
Sean Hayes will star in a new one-man play Off-Broadway! www.broadwayworld.com/article/Sean...
Sean Hayes Will Lead THE UNKNOWN Off-Broadway
Tony, Emmy & SAG Award winning actor Sean Hayes will return to the New York stage in THE UNKNOWN, a new one-man play by playwright David Cale, directed by Tony Award nominee Leigh Silverman.
www.broadwayworld.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If this isn’t about the character from the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience I am deeply uninterested.
So we’ve got to bring her…
AHHH-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!!!
Downnnnn
AHHH-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!!!
Downnnnn
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So we’ve got to bring her…
AHHH-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!!!
Downnnnn
AHHH-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!!!
Downnnnn
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Fellow Ozians, don’t forget:
“You can’t get mad when people post spoilers for a movie based on a 20 year old stage musical.”
Not the point. The MOVIE hasn’t been out for 20 years. We aren’t concerned with WHAT’s happening as much as we want to see HOW. That’s why we’re going to see it. Get over yourself.
Not the point. The MOVIE hasn’t been out for 20 years. We aren’t concerned with WHAT’s happening as much as we want to see HOW. That’s why we’re going to see it. Get over yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Fellow Ozians, don’t forget:
Someone get Lorne on the phone! I am AVAILABLE!!!
Your talents are needed over at 30 Rock
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Someone get Lorne on the phone! I am AVAILABLE!!!
If they’re smart enough for a deep cut they’ll put them both in a “Wicked Witches Of Eastwick” crossover sketch
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If they’re smart enough for a deep cut they’ll put them both in a “Wicked Witches Of Eastwick” crossover sketch
Fellow Ozians, don’t forget:
“You can’t get mad when people post spoilers for a movie based on a 20 year old stage musical.”
Not the point. The MOVIE hasn’t been out for 20 years. We aren’t concerned with WHAT’s happening as much as we want to see HOW. That’s why we’re going to see it. Get over yourself.
Not the point. The MOVIE hasn’t been out for 20 years. We aren’t concerned with WHAT’s happening as much as we want to see HOW. That’s why we’re going to see it. Get over yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Fellow Ozians, don’t forget:
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Sunday scaries ahead of Wicked week?
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sunday scaries ahead of Wicked week?
Good idea. You don’t need spoilers from the crowds at Wicked: The Straight Play
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Good idea. You don’t need spoilers from the crowds at Wicked: The Straight Play
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Wicked: For Good comes out this week so remember, don’t take pictures or videos during the movie, you stupid witches.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Wicked: For Good comes out this week so remember, don’t take pictures or videos during the movie, you stupid witches.
Finally got a Ring light!
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Finally got a Ring light!
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POV: What the camera sees when I'm having an issue at self checkout
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
POV: What the camera sees when I'm having an issue at self checkout