Jared Gray
@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
“Madame Morrible, M.M. Flip it around…”
“Yes ah, that would make, well uh, that would make Wonderful Wizard, wouldn’t it? Wonderful Wizard, ah, Of Oz, of course, yes. Very, very interesting, ah, seeing how that all comes together.”
“Yes ah, that would make, well uh, that would make Wonderful Wizard, wouldn’t it? Wonderful Wizard, ah, Of Oz, of course, yes. Very, very interesting, ah, seeing how that all comes together.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Madame Morrible, M.M. Flip it around…”
“Yes ah, that would make, well uh, that would make Wonderful Wizard, wouldn’t it? Wonderful Wizard, ah, Of Oz, of course, yes. Very, very interesting, ah, seeing how that all comes together.”
“Yes ah, that would make, well uh, that would make Wonderful Wizard, wouldn’t it? Wonderful Wizard, ah, Of Oz, of course, yes. Very, very interesting, ah, seeing how that all comes together.”
Oh, just reminiscing about the era of iconic holiday TV commercial staples again 🩵
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh, just reminiscing about the era of iconic holiday TV commercial staples again 🩵
Is this anything?
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Is this anything?
I lived bitch (2025 Edition)
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I lived bitch (2025 Edition)
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
If you’re performing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, good luck and don’t f*** it up! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you’re performing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, good luck and don’t f*** it up! 🦃
Just not quite as popular as…
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just not quite as popular as…
Anyway since we’re all experts on the Ozian railways let’s remember that the Broadway show curtain shows that the train doesn’t go from Shiz to the Emerald City despite Elphaba and Glinda doing exactly that 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Anyway since we’re all experts on the Ozian railways let’s remember that the Broadway show curtain shows that the train doesn’t go from Shiz to the Emerald City despite Elphaba and Glinda doing exactly that 😂
Minnie Mouse... M.M.
Flip it around... Wicked Witch!!!
Flip it around... Wicked Witch!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Minnie Mouse... M.M.
Flip it around... Wicked Witch!!!
Flip it around... Wicked Witch!!!
“Unnecessarily sequel”. I had a vision almost like a prophecy when they announced the split ages ago, and here we are.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Unnecessarily sequel”. I had a vision almost like a prophecy when they announced the split ages ago, and here we are.
Called it (quite literally) forever ago.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Called it (quite literally) forever ago.
Now you just wait a clock-tick. Let’s get it together before you want to read. I don’t have a sugar daddy, l’ve never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Wicked. You could never have a sugar daddy because
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Now you just wait a clock-tick. Let’s get it together before you want to read. I don’t have a sugar daddy, l’ve never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Wicked. You could never have a sugar daddy because
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
ME: How do you release an album of the movie’s songs and not include the finale???
THEM (dropping this score track early): I hope you’re happy. I hope you’re happy now.
THEM (dropping this score track early): I hope you’re happy. I hope you’re happy now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ME: How do you release an album of the movie’s songs and not include the finale???
THEM (dropping this score track early): I hope you’re happy. I hope you’re happy now.
THEM (dropping this score track early): I hope you’re happy. I hope you’re happy now.
Wicked: For Good (2025)
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Wicked: For Good (2025)
Libbing out with my mom real quick brb
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Libbing out with my mom real quick brb
Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Post a movie where you are from
It’s the bitch of living
And living in your head
It’s the bitch of living
And sensing god is dead
It’s the bitch of living
And tryna get ahead
It’s the bitch of living
Just gettin’ out of bed
It’s the bitch of living
And getting what you get
Just the bitch of living
And knowing this is it
And living in your head
It’s the bitch of living
And sensing god is dead
It’s the bitch of living
And tryna get ahead
It’s the bitch of living
Just gettin’ out of bed
It’s the bitch of living
And getting what you get
Just the bitch of living
And knowing this is it
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s the bitch of living
And living in your head
It’s the bitch of living
And sensing god is dead
It’s the bitch of living
And tryna get ahead
It’s the bitch of living
Just gettin’ out of bed
It’s the bitch of living
And getting what you get
Just the bitch of living
And knowing this is it
And living in your head
It’s the bitch of living
And sensing god is dead
It’s the bitch of living
And tryna get ahead
It’s the bitch of living
Just gettin’ out of bed
It’s the bitch of living
And getting what you get
Just the bitch of living
And knowing this is it
Last night was a wickedly good time with @mattduffy33.bsky.social and the Witches of Oz 💚🩷
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Last night was a wickedly good time with @mattduffy33.bsky.social and the Witches of Oz 💚🩷
Second acting, as it were
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Second acting, as it were
Ground Central barista assumed I was a theatre performer and now I’m dying to know who they thought I was! 🤓
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Ground Central barista assumed I was a theatre performer and now I’m dying to know who they thought I was! 🤓