Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard
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Bro how long does it take you to finish a novel god damn
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Bro how long does it take you to finish a novel god damn
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It’s true! 👀🤣
In the automotive world, John Davis is a man who needs no introduction.
MotorWeek Might Not Exist If John Davis Hadn't Found Wall Street Traders So Boring - Jalopnik
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November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s true! 👀🤣
so who's feeling worse today, texas fans or south carolina fans?
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
so who's feeling worse today, texas fans or south carolina fans?
Exactly. If you're going to fry a frozen turkey, use an induction burner instead.
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Exactly. If you're going to fry a frozen turkey, use an induction burner instead.
Built better than 90% of retaining walls you see these days, and they didn't even use any mortar
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Built better than 90% of retaining walls you see these days, and they didn't even use any mortar
As far as I know, he's a genuinely nice guy who everyone loves, but something in me is still convinced it's only a matter of time before Jeff Goldblum's Wikipedia page gets an Allegations section.
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
As far as I know, he's a genuinely nice guy who everyone loves, but something in me is still convinced it's only a matter of time before Jeff Goldblum's Wikipedia page gets an Allegations section.
Oh man just imagine how sad all the Texas fans must be right now
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Oh man just imagine how sad all the Texas fans must be right now
WAIT WHAT ONSIDE KICK GO DAWGS AHHHH
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
WAIT WHAT ONSIDE KICK GO DAWGS AHHHH
If there's one thing NC State is traditionally great at, it's ruining other teams' season, and what do you know, Miami desperately needs this win
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If there's one thing NC State is traditionally great at, it's ruining other teams' season, and what do you know, Miami desperately needs this win
It physically hurts me to see good things happen for South Carolina
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It physically hurts me to see good things happen for South Carolina
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Not that I believe really anything Nuzzi writes, given her record, but the far bigger scandal here is her claim that RFK Jr. was still actively using psychedelics last year, then became HHS secretary in an admin that is killing people for smuggling recreational drugs.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Not that I believe really anything Nuzzi writes, given her record, but the far bigger scandal here is her claim that RFK Jr. was still actively using psychedelics last year, then became HHS secretary in an admin that is killing people for smuggling recreational drugs.
Turns out, GF's recruiter has travel positions in Alaska, and we've been talking pretty seriously about making that our next stop
Camping Alone in Alaska, Hunting for Walrus Ivory & Trolling for Bears
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November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Turns out, GF's recruiter has travel positions in Alaska, and we've been talking pretty seriously about making that our next stop
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Todd Snider’s genius burned so bright while we had him here. Rest in peace, rhythm, melody & unending charm… as you were in life. 😢😭💔❤️🩹☮️
Aw man.
RIP to an extremely gifted songwriter. And a neighbor.
RIP to an extremely gifted songwriter. And a neighbor.
RIP to Todd Snider, arguably the greatest American songwriter of the last 30 years.
If you’ve never heard of him, listen to this track written from the perspective of a dude in Mike Tyson’s entourage. Sheer perfection.
If you’ve never heard of him, listen to this track written from the perspective of a dude in Mike Tyson’s entourage. Sheer perfection.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Todd Snider’s genius burned so bright while we had him here. Rest in peace, rhythm, melody & unending charm… as you were in life. 😢😭💔❤️🩹☮️
I am way too high to be trusted with a credit card in a night market
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I am way too high to be trusted with a credit card in a night market
no heavily discounted zodiacs at my ross or tj maxx 😭
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
no heavily discounted zodiacs at my ross or tj maxx 😭
It's Friday, which means it's the perfect time to spend 95 minutes listening to NJB rant about a guy you didn't know you hated until now
If you've never John Forester's name before, you're in luck, because Not Just Bikes just dedicated a full 95-minute video to how wrong he was about everything.
How One Cycling-Obsessed Weirdo's Pro-Bike Crusade Actually Made Riding Bikes Worse For Everyone Else - Jalopnik
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November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's Friday, which means it's the perfect time to spend 95 minutes listening to NJB rant about a guy you didn't know you hated until now
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I'm a cover girl! A totally normal and regular thing that happened! And yes, I *totally* woke up like that. ✨@womansworldmag
In this week's magazine, I'm sharing my best tips for a festive, cost-effective, and delicious Thanksgiving. Read it here:
www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...
In this week's magazine, I'm sharing my best tips for a festive, cost-effective, and delicious Thanksgiving. Read it here:
www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm a cover girl! A totally normal and regular thing that happened! And yes, I *totally* woke up like that. ✨@womansworldmag
In this week's magazine, I'm sharing my best tips for a festive, cost-effective, and delicious Thanksgiving. Read it here:
www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...
In this week's magazine, I'm sharing my best tips for a festive, cost-effective, and delicious Thanksgiving. Read it here:
www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
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Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
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Read the history of the Southern Baptist Convention's cover-up of its massive sex abuse scandal for the playbook for Johnson.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Read the history of the Southern Baptist Convention's cover-up of its massive sex abuse scandal for the playbook for Johnson.
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
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Finally driving my first EV and can’t be the only middle aged dad now *obsessed* with regenerative braking and getting as many miles as humanly possible.
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Finally driving my first EV and can’t be the only middle aged dad now *obsessed* with regenerative braking and getting as many miles as humanly possible.
oh so that's why so many readers get mad about stuff i didn't actually say
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
oh so that's why so many readers get mad about stuff i didn't actually say
Look, if you're both so road-ragey that you pull into a parking lot and both exit your cars to continue yelling at each other, at least one of you needs to go ahead and punch the other. You already have an audience. Give us a show.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Look, if you're both so road-ragey that you pull into a parking lot and both exit your cars to continue yelling at each other, at least one of you needs to go ahead and punch the other. You already have an audience. Give us a show.