Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard
@collinwoodard.bsky.social
Jalopnik writer and GMG Union member
@jalopnik.bsky.social
Go Dawgs
@jalopnik.bsky.social
Go Dawgs
Built better than 90% of retaining walls you see these days, and they didn't even use any mortar
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Built better than 90% of retaining walls you see these days, and they didn't even use any mortar
Am I doing this right
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Am I doing this right
wait what does nancy reagan have to do with cough drops
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
wait what does nancy reagan have to do with cough drops
It's a...crypto coin that funds Texas independence? What?
October 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's a...crypto coin that funds Texas independence? What?
When you have a flight to catch and your priorities straight
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
When you have a flight to catch and your priorities straight
When you fly Southwest
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When you fly Southwest
It may be late on the East Coast, but Hawaii's still out here, even if we did kick things off with a rain storm
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It may be late on the East Coast, but Hawaii's still out here, even if we did kick things off with a rain storm
Oh hey, Georgia's got one of those too
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh hey, Georgia's got one of those too
Mysterious Sign Impossible to Understand, Probably Means Nothing, Drivers Say
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mysterious Sign Impossible to Understand, Probably Means Nothing, Drivers Say
Go Dawgs (pretty sure that's an Insetta Boatworks design, which is headquartered in Georgia)
October 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Go Dawgs (pretty sure that's an Insetta Boatworks design, which is headquartered in Georgia)
Boat took me to a cat sanctuary
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Boat took me to a cat sanctuary
Slapping one of these bad boys on the bathroom door of every airplane I fly on
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Slapping one of these bad boys on the bathroom door of every airplane I fly on
Brb doing another boat thing
October 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Brb doing another boat thing
It's like a drug
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
It's like a drug
Go Dawgs, also this food truck sells crunchwraps
October 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Go Dawgs, also this food truck sells crunchwraps
hey anyone need some help with their virtual foreplay
October 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
hey anyone need some help with their virtual foreplay
Opened a door wrong and messed up my back last night, which isn't the most surprising thing for a man in his late 30s to do. The weird part is that the source of the problem feels like it's right about here:
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Opened a door wrong and messed up my back last night, which isn't the most surprising thing for a man in his late 30s to do. The weird part is that the source of the problem feels like it's right about here:
If I go missing after this, I need you to know that @poolontheruf.gg called it
October 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If I go missing after this, I need you to know that @poolontheruf.gg called it
So literally every foreign government is just reading Trump's Truth Social DMs, right?
October 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So literally every foreign government is just reading Trump's Truth Social DMs, right?
You're telling me a...
October 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You're telling me a...
