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Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Cam, be honest did you edit this, because otherwise what the fuck is going on?
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It even works with one being a boorish slob and the other being a prissy neat freak.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a content creator.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Weird day to see this on a shelf.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Holy shit. Normal Gossip, how did you pull this off?
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I’m going to be sick.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Found an incredible artifact of capitalism at the thrift shop today:

A classical compilation recorded by the London Symphony Orchestra that was commissioned exclusively for Victoria’s Secret.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Now, you will twist one time, if you do good. You will twist again, if you do bad.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
New London, Ohio.
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Meanwhile on Earth-3 (the one where the Justice League is the Criminal Syndicate of America)
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Past inductees have rejected the honor, notably the Sex Pistols sent a hand written letter calling the Hall a “piss stain.” This letter was read from the stage at the induction ceremony.

But this is the first time an artist has gotten their award at an unrelated concert months in advance.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In August, at a concert in Des Plaines, Illinois, Chucker had someone (allegedly someone from the Hall) present him with his induction award and he gave a speech celebrating his induction, again stressing that he has other plans that night.

Again, Chubby Checker does not have a show booked tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Cut to this year when Checker got on the Rock Hall ballot and received enough votes for induction.

However, Checker soon announced he wouldn’t be attending the ceremony (tomorrow night) because he specifically scheduled a different gig that night.

Checker has no upcoming shows on his website.
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
In 2001, he took out a full page ad in Billboard addresses to “the Nobel Prize nominators and the nominators of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, TV, radio, motion pictures, entertainment, entertainers, and the general public at large, world wide.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Chubby Checker (best known for “The Twist,” “Let’s Twist Again” and not much else) has been eligible for the Rock Hall since it began and he has been thirsty for getting inducted.

In 2004, he staged a one man protest outside the induction ceremony.
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Last night Oliver was following me to bed and flopped on the middle of the hallway (as he often does). I stepped over him, said “Come on,” and rather than getting up, he started dragging himself forward on the rug until I picked him up.

I swear to god, the little genius briefly forgot how to walk.
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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