Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
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Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot
YouTube video by Michael Darling
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My new found footage project Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot, a forgotten sitcom intro mixtape is now on YouTube:
youtu.be/UhNBaxBOtcU?...
youtu.be/UhNBaxBOtcU?...
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TIRED: trump killed epstein bc he knew too much about the sex crimes
WIRED: mnuchin killed epstein bc he knew he had to stay on at treasury in order to keep the world economy on track
WIRED: mnuchin killed epstein bc he knew he had to stay on at treasury in order to keep the world economy on track
well that's odd, because in late december 2018 epstein tells larry summers he's in palm beach, summers asks if he's going to mar-a-lago, then christmas morning epstein tells summers he's "being asked for 3 names to replace mnuchin"
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
TIRED: trump killed epstein bc he knew too much about the sex crimes
WIRED: mnuchin killed epstein bc he knew he had to stay on at treasury in order to keep the world economy on track
WIRED: mnuchin killed epstein bc he knew he had to stay on at treasury in order to keep the world economy on track
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thinking about beer 30 again
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
thinking about beer 30 again
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please tell my wife this is why I have too many records
People who listened to music most days slashed their risk of developing dementia by 39 percent compared with those who did not regularly listen to music, a new study of more than 10,000 people age 70 and over found.
Listening to music is linked to lower dementia risk, study suggests
A new study finds that regularly listening to music or playing a musical instrument may help older adults protect against cognitive decline.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
please tell my wife this is why I have too many records
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Do you ever think about how the real Mother Jones would hate you or do you lack self awareness?
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Do you ever think about how the real Mother Jones would hate you or do you lack self awareness?
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You really missed your calling as Subway's head of PR (2015-present)
The Times had a corrupt reporter that it benched and then fired, when it found out he was soliciting Epstein for a donation and otherwise behaving inappropriately with a source.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You really missed your calling as Subway's head of PR (2015-present)
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Michigan J. Frog’s indifferent expressions.
That’s it, that’s the skeet.
That’s it, that’s the skeet.
July 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Michigan J. Frog’s indifferent expressions.
That’s it, that’s the skeet.
That’s it, that’s the skeet.
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fucking gasped aloud at this
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
fucking gasped aloud at this
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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"Smithers, this beer isn't working.
I don't feel any younger or funkier."
"I'll switch to the tablespoon, Sir."
I don't feel any younger or funkier."
"I'll switch to the tablespoon, Sir."
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Smithers, this beer isn't working.
I don't feel any younger or funkier."
"I'll switch to the tablespoon, Sir."
I don't feel any younger or funkier."
"I'll switch to the tablespoon, Sir."
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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It would mean a lot to me personally if you would participate in this boycott. A few posts down is a link where you can register to receive updates such as when the consumer boycott is over.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It would mean a lot to me personally if you would participate in this boycott. A few posts down is a link where you can register to receive updates such as when the consumer boycott is over.
Found a guy.
Cam, be honest did you edit this, because otherwise what the fuck is going on?
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Found a guy.
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Like the scene in Airplane! where everyone's lined up to slap the woman, but it's a line outside his cell with Trump, Larry Summers, Deepak Chopra, Steve Bannon, a guy at the New York Times apparently
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Like the scene in Airplane! where everyone's lined up to slap the woman, but it's a line outside his cell with Trump, Larry Summers, Deepak Chopra, Steve Bannon, a guy at the New York Times apparently
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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Much Ado About Nothing (1993) on my fyp so now it's on yours
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Much Ado About Nothing (1993) on my fyp so now it's on yours
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Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
It even works with one being a boorish slob and the other being a prissy neat freak.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It even works with one being a boorish slob and the other being a prissy neat freak.
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a content creator.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a content creator.
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![Sharon@sharonk.bsky.social • 56m
weird thing to say about jeffrey Epstein
[screenshot that says:
Because criticizing grammar is ableist bullshit most likely. You ARE an arrogant SOB.
Doubly so, given not a single part of your post follows traditional Western grammar rules.
Plebeian.]
Michelle Wu for President @wu4america.bsky.social
Jeffrey Epstein won't see your post making fun of his comma usage but your friend who can't figure out how to use a comma will](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreiel7bnrvsecbqk5nl265nlaq6p4wmabyxsufnsdcztgah2hjwq3vi@jpeg)
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I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
Weird day to see this on a shelf.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Weird day to see this on a shelf.