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Jimmy Handburger
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January 16, 2026 at 2:55 AM
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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You just created a million Will Stancils
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
the interesting thing about being an online presence is people just make things up to get mad at you about.

Just straight up saying I've said things when I've never said anything of the sort. It's a phenomenon i wasn't expecting
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
you remember digg? It's back! In pog form!
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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new episode of kill the computer where we talk about the history and current state of ‘looksmaxxing’
All This For Ten Dollars: Legs Are Awful | Kill The Computer
Get more from Kill The Computer on Patreon
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January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
asmongold and trump meet up and turn the white house into an EPA Superfund site with their stench
well, the vice president has officially retweeted Asmongold
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
dibs
was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Thinking about Magic the Gathering, it was a little on the nose that Ral, one of the more prominent gay characters, went to bloomburrow and got turned into an otter
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
looking real healthy sir!
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The Burgers of Kazuhira Miller
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
now watching jackass
January 14, 2026 at 7:05 AM
he's just a little guy
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 AM
on this day i am remembering animatronic dogbert
January 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
SORRY I HAD TO STOP THE MOVIE BECAUSE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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$87 dollars btw
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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If anyone feels particularly confident in their ability to track down media, I'm looking for any better-quality version of this adaptation of "The Veldt," made in the 70s by BFA Educational Media. It must exist somewhere other than "weirdo video dot com"!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIKO...
The Veldt - 1970's
YouTube video by Weirdo Video
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
signing up as an ICE agent for the free gun and then quitting
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
my children will be gigbrained overlords because I will make them read books and play outside
January 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
when i tap krenko i make another 16 goblins on turn 5. Deck is stupid lmao
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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im sorry but "eric adams rugpull," funny as that is, can't hold a candle to "eric adams antisemitism-fighting memecoin"
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
If I got Rugged by Eric Adams then I think I’d kill myself
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.

Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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dig deep enough into the collectibles section of the MLB fan shop and you can find some really unnerving stuff
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM