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Jimmy Handburger
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January 6, 2026 at 9:54 AM
worst part about this is i'm going to lose my 30% off RRP on Magic the Gathering cards
wife probably just lost her job because the whole business is collapsing. So on the bright side you can expect to see a lot more youtube videos and the like from me.
January 6, 2026 at 8:43 AM
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I love temu now
January 6, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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*walking into gamestop with the biggest erection i've ever had in my life*

one copy of animal crossing please
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Remember everyone - you need to leave cookies out tonight for ashli babbitt
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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July 21, 2023 at 1:20 PM
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Wow
January 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
wife probably just lost her job because the whole business is collapsing. So on the bright side you can expect to see a lot more youtube videos and the like from me.
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Hearing reports that the bullet club has been compromised to a permanent end but the gay community is for life.
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The road is the elephant-graveyard to the hedgehog
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Hell yeah
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Hell yeah
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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This is going to result in at least one death mark my words
Samsung upgrades its Family Hub refrigerators with AI features, such as voice control to open and close the door and Gemini-powered AI Vision to track inventory (Jennifer Pattison Tuohy/The Verge)

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January 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
this is who you're mad at
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
watching NJPW for the first time in a while and it is unfortunately complete buns
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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how does one get a pilots license for a stone temple
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The concept of charging a head of state with possession of machineguns
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Reporting in
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
"Hey men." and they're miss piggy???
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM