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Jimmy Handburger
@mlyp.bsky.social
"Hey men." and they're miss piggy???
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 AM
🫡
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
the porn bots are here and liking every post its crazy
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
the EU has gotta nuke Grok from orbit at this point i feel
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
lolicon defenders rise up
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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it's insane to me that the mayor of nyc still has not disavowed hasan piker or gone on adult birthright
Mamdani's speech could have been 4 words long: "I condemn Hasan Piker" — he chose not to give that speech, though, and I think it's worth wondering (and worrying) why he didn't.
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
@grok replace her with adam sandler in uncut gems
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 AM
MLYP's year in review - in no real order

› scaled back podcasting for other creative stuff I wanted to do / my own sanity
› dog died
› started releasing videos on youtube
› started a new dayjob
› made a lot of friends
› started releasing music on soundcloud
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m in 2026 now. It sucks
December 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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How your email finds me:
December 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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(Forza Horizon commentator voice) need to take a shit? Hit up the toilets Playboy. I've marked a location on your map.
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
December 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
every day i wake up and i get emails
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 AM
December 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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it’s called @killthecomputer.com now smh
Weird how when a Western Kabuki bimbo Maoist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with chads and werewolves in the notifications.
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
good luck to the guy that decided to sign on the dotted line for the doom bathroom house.
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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do not put your thing in these you will not be happy. it possesses only a simulacrum of a mouth
So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
exploring british influencers
December 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
🫵😂
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hes my fave
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
is LA Beast still alive?
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
gender essentialist Mr Beast
I HATE TO COME BACK AGAIN BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM