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Jimmy Handburger
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This is going to result in at least one death mark my words
Samsung upgrades its Family Hub refrigerators with AI features, such as voice control to open and close the door and Gemini-powered AI Vision to track inventory (Jennifer Pattison Tuohy/The Verge)

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January 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
this is who you're mad at
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
watching NJPW for the first time in a while and it is unfortunately complete buns
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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how does one get a pilots license for a stone temple
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The concept of charging a head of state with possession of machineguns
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Reporting in
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
"Hey men." and they're miss piggy???
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
the porn bots are here and liking every post its crazy
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
the EU has gotta nuke Grok from orbit at this point i feel
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
lolicon defenders rise up
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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it's insane to me that the mayor of nyc still has not disavowed hasan piker or gone on adult birthright
Mamdani's speech could have been 4 words long: "I condemn Hasan Piker" — he chose not to give that speech, though, and I think it's worth wondering (and worrying) why he didn't.
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
@grok replace her with adam sandler in uncut gems
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 AM
MLYP's year in review - in no real order

› scaled back podcasting for other creative stuff I wanted to do / my own sanity
› dog died
› started releasing videos on youtube
› started a new dayjob
› made a lot of friends
› started releasing music on soundcloud
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m in 2026 now. It sucks
December 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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How your email finds me:
December 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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(Forza Horizon commentator voice) need to take a shit? Hit up the toilets Playboy. I've marked a location on your map.
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
December 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM