phantasmAgaric 🍄
@lalonde.bsky.social
native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
okay okay new transition goals
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
okay okay new transition goals
sorry if i've been excessively miserable and vacuous over the past two weeks. i'm now like 90% sure the flat i just moved into has a fucking mould infestation
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sorry if i've been excessively miserable and vacuous over the past two weeks. i'm now like 90% sure the flat i just moved into has a fucking mould infestation
from 10 minutes of reading finnster does not get any money from anne health but just provided a donation to cover start up costs, once you include free blood work the prices are similar to other uk-based private clinics, and they write prescriptions even if they don't sell meds themselves
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
from 10 minutes of reading finnster does not get any money from anne health but just provided a donation to cover start up costs, once you include free blood work the prices are similar to other uk-based private clinics, and they write prescriptions even if they don't sell meds themselves
she's walking a bit more and went to the toilet and also has a sick-ass blanket fort so i'm beginning to feel a bit more optimistic
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
she's walking a bit more and went to the toilet and also has a sick-ass blanket fort so i'm beginning to feel a bit more optimistic
it's really weird socialising mostly with other trans women while keeping close to your middle-class cis family. you can tell the exact same story to two different rooms and have it come off as ludicrously fortunate to the first and unimaginably difficult to the second
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
it's really weird socialising mostly with other trans women while keeping close to your middle-class cis family. you can tell the exact same story to two different rooms and have it come off as ludicrously fortunate to the first and unimaginably difficult to the second
reversing entropy by building a super-intelligent planetary ai and getting it to loathe itself for its self-pity and pity itself for its self-loathing
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
reversing entropy by building a super-intelligent planetary ai and getting it to loathe itself for its self-pity and pity itself for its self-loathing
i've lost a lot over the last couple months – a grandparent, a dream flat, incipient relationships, now potentially a dog – without any of it being particularly extraordinary or threatening my health or livelihood. hard to know what i should be feeling: defeated? bitter? fortunate? ungrateful?
god this autumn has been fucking relentless
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i've lost a lot over the last couple months – a grandparent, a dream flat, incipient relationships, now potentially a dog – without any of it being particularly extraordinary or threatening my health or livelihood. hard to know what i should be feeling: defeated? bitter? fortunate? ungrateful?
granted audience with the Sushi Resplendent
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
granted audience with the Sushi Resplendent
the vet came round and diagnosed luna with Very Old and Probably Fucked Something Up. prognosis is still up in the air but we decided to give her some shots and see how the weekend goes since she rallied a lot yesterday. she managed to get up for a wee (big!!!) and is now having a well-earned rest
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
the vet came round and diagnosed luna with Very Old and Probably Fucked Something Up. prognosis is still up in the air but we decided to give her some shots and see how the weekend goes since she rallied a lot yesterday. she managed to get up for a wee (big!!!) and is now having a well-earned rest
using up every speck of willpower in my body to repress a potential category 5 crashout on main
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
using up every speck of willpower in my body to repress a potential category 5 crashout on main
god this autumn has been fucking relentless
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
god this autumn has been fucking relentless
in the creation of a sora 2 reel, the conflict, as a rift, must be set back into the earth, and the earth itself must be set forth and used as a self-closing factor.
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
in the creation of a sora 2 reel, the conflict, as a rift, must be set back into the earth, and the earth itself must be set forth and used as a self-closing factor.
luna's at the vet because for the first time in more than a decade she's not hungry so if anyone would like to think nice thoughts in her direction i'd really appreciate it
hey how are you doing nice to mee- SCHNOFF SCHNOFF SCHNOFF SCHNIFF
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
luna's at the vet because for the first time in more than a decade she's not hungry so if anyone would like to think nice thoughts in her direction i'd really appreciate it
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negative mindset: it is absolutely fucking freezing
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
negative mindset: it is absolutely fucking freezing
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
not to be homophobic or anything but i went on x the everything app and there was a young labour secretary calling shabana mahmood "mother"
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
not to be homophobic or anything but i went on x the everything app and there was a young labour secretary calling shabana mahmood "mother"
plotting and scheming to entice gullible fools into rubbing my tummy
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
plotting and scheming to entice gullible fools into rubbing my tummy
some really excellent island names here for all my toponymheads out there
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
some really excellent island names here for all my toponymheads out there
why does warming up when you're cold and hungry make you nauseous. that's some fucking quaternion bullshit
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
why does warming up when you're cold and hungry make you nauseous. that's some fucking quaternion bullshit
worried i'm the antichrist. just turned a whole bunch of bread into substantially less bread
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
worried i'm the antichrist. just turned a whole bunch of bread into substantially less bread
hey so what do people enjoy doing again. staring off into the middle distance isn't quite doing it for me right now
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
hey so what do people enjoy doing again. staring off into the middle distance isn't quite doing it for me right now
negative mindset: it is absolutely fucking freezing
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
negative mindset: it is absolutely fucking freezing
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
"fuck i feel awful i really shouldn't have drunk all that water" - sayings of the clinically vyvanse-addled
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"fuck i feel awful i really shouldn't have drunk all that water" - sayings of the clinically vyvanse-addled
life-threatening nice coffee machine deficiency
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
life-threatening nice coffee machine deficiency
thank god for my horrid little bug pheromones. without them i have no idea how i'd attract other horrid little bugs
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
thank god for my horrid little bug pheromones. without them i have no idea how i'd attract other horrid little bugs
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"rose, is there a" yes "but i haven't even finis" yes. there is
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"rose, is there a" yes "but i haven't even finis" yes. there is