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lalonde.bsky.social
phantasmAgaric 🍄
@lalonde.bsky.social
native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
what may initially appear as an interest in cinema is actually deep psychological need for watching jesse plemons getting psychologically ruined in disturbing and unusual ways
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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boys night
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
can someone come pick me up my cousins are talking in sindarin in the family group chat again
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
going to a star wars convention and insisting on pronouncing "sith" as if it's gaelic
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
one of my favourite things to do when talking to americans is to leverage my very un-american accent to feign ignorance of aspects of american culture i'm perfectly familiar with but i think would be interesting or entertaining to hear them explain
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
boys night
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@mel.bzky.team doesn't know what chapo trap house is????
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
three-quarterzip. for when you want to show a little tummy and still keep it business casual
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
overly-online trans women are such a great case study for how intelligence is not a single, static trait. every other post on this website is "hey guys i'm really worried my dasein is clocky. everyone can tell i have the being-towards-death of a manmoding thrownhon"
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
the anti-ai backlash is altogether something of a mixed bag. but it does provide the PERFECT cultural context for launching my long-awaited anti-autocorrect crusade
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
fucked up that the first photo is about 6 months pre-oestrogen. the trans lobby really took a potentially generation-defining twink from us
okay fine. ten years
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
okay i'm really bored of this phan. when do i get to be the version that's sharp and curious and playful again
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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okay fine. ten years
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
it's easy to feel like you've exhausted all of life's possibilities and that this world has nothing left for you. but you can always, always start dressing as a landsknecht
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
wifeslop!!
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
okay fine. ten years
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
hey which one of you activated third person cam on this thing and how do i turn it off
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
okay okay i might add 3-5 more locations (the devil inside me is never sated) but i have basically got ireland's map in its final form now
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
the thing about "being freed from desire and attachment" is that to the underside eye it looks a lot like sitting in your flat idly modding paradox games on 800 calories a day
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
i'm normal and can be trusted to add new countries to eu5
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
rub upon my tummy ye mighty, and despair
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
for every mushroom i finely slice into delicate and attractive cross-sections, two more take its place
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
guess who's up and walking around the house again :)
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
11 year old child playing "we are charlie kirk" at full volume on a suburban london bus
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
had this explained to me before but i'm still really confused. so is wicked like a my immortal prequel or is it more of a soft reboot type thing
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM