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lalonde.bsky.social
phantasmAgaric 🍄
@lalonde.bsky.social
native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
i can't believe after all these years i've finally achieved my transition goals
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
she's walking a bit more and went to the toilet and also has a sick-ass blanket fort so i'm beginning to feel a bit more optimistic
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
granted audience with the Sushi Resplendent
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
the vet came round and diagnosed luna with Very Old and Probably Fucked Something Up. prognosis is still up in the air but we decided to give her some shots and see how the weekend goes since she rallied a lot yesterday. she managed to get up for a wee (big!!!) and is now having a well-earned rest
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
some really excellent island names here for all my toponymheads out there
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
negative mindset: it is absolutely fucking freezing
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
caught a very well-reviewed film at the bfi yesterday
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
NEGOTIATED CUSTODY FOR THE WEEKEND
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
my pilgrimage is complete.
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
wow. i can't believe web2.0 is finally here
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
how's three for the price of one
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
moving out has been really good but my dad just sent me a photo of sushi sleeping on my old bed without me and it's making me cry at work
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
we've got to hang, draw, and quarter nate silver guys
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i hate liquid eyeliner i hate liquid eyeliner i hate liquid eyeliner i hate liquid eyeliner
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
making good progress on the most important part of moving
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
so the thing about me is basically i'm just not an actual human being
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
mooooom the lithuanians are trying to make me age regress again
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
did you know that. um. she's literally perfect?
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
i'm a real sick fucker.
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i am incredibly proud to report i am back on my bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
as an influencer there's nothing more important to me than understanding my followers
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
feeding the ducks <3
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
they feed us poison so we buy their "cures" while they suppress our medicine...
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 AM
BOY PAINTED
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM