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lalonde.bsky.social
phantasmAgaric 🍄
@lalonde.bsky.social
native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
jesus fucking christ
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
embarrassingly eligible bachelorette gf
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
why is everything always like this for me, she asks, having just tripped over and smashed her phone screen for the second time this year
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
it's fine i'm actually just cursed
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i'd been wondering why i'd been feeling so much more like myself at my parents' place/my office/friends' houses but i chalked it up to having company, things to do, and being less fucking cold. which all probably contribute but
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
-musty/vinegary smell when i moved in
-itchy throat whenever i'm in the flat
-glandiness
-general bodoly discomfort
-feeling like i've been thinking through treacle
-dire moods
-this place is a century old and was designed to be heated by fucking gas fires
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i can't believe after all these years i've finally achieved my transition goals
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
i swear some of you would rather free associate your way into an excuse to hate some other tranny than read a few webpages
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i will very bitterly eat crow if i'm wrong about this but i would be shocked if anyone was getting rich off this. it's more expensive than gendergp (though it gets much closer once you include free blood tests) but like no shit they just have you talking to chatgpt there
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
tangentially i think a pretty huge proportion of trans people would benefit from a version of gender therapist that didn't consist of abusive perverts withholding treatment from us so they can spend another six months asking us if we do anal
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
also to be frank i would imagine a fair proportion of the current fees are going to a legal fund for defence against inevitable attempts to shut them down
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
like yeah diy is better for most people but there's a lot doctors can do for trans people beyond just handing out medication, particularly for those with complex needs, and every other private clinic is rife with pretty horrific issues. really don't like how eager we are to tear each other down here
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
once i get back on kombucha brewing grindset and figure out which of my five coffee machines works it's so over for this world
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
they're all from the latin for "countryside", aren't they?
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
how are you so consistently well-dressed??
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
actually if i'm being honest it took until it had healed enough to be obvious nothing had gone terribly wrong
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
tbf i never 100% did until i had it, at which point it became clear it was cool as hell
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
any year can be a gap year if you're neet enough
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM