SLAM JOHNSON
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Doing research @10bux.bsky.social
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she put a capri sun straw in my dickhole and crumpled my dick like a pouch of mountain cooler
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
she put a capri sun straw in my dickhole and crumpled my dick like a pouch of mountain cooler
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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is it because they shoot and kill you there with a gun
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
is it because they shoot and kill you there with a gun
Damn my life a moonvie by Martian Scorese
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Damn my life a moonvie by Martian Scorese
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
pulling out the warhammer pics to "stunt on em"
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
pulling out the warhammer pics to "stunt on em"
People on here will tweet anything. 'Yoda had hoes.' No he didn’t. That isn’t true.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
People on here will tweet anything. 'Yoda had hoes.' No he didn’t. That isn’t true.
Google - show me images of Darth Mauls cunty little earring
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Google - show me images of Darth Mauls cunty little earring
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tell your bitch to wait. we're watching a guy in old timey garb make "figgy pudding."
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
tell your bitch to wait. we're watching a guy in old timey garb make "figgy pudding."
letting elon musk bust inside you to secure 10k a month in child support - call that universal basic in-cum
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
letting elon musk bust inside you to secure 10k a month in child support - call that universal basic in-cum
There are Misters Beast everywhere for those with eyes to see
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
There are Misters Beast everywhere for those with eyes to see
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i've had no voice for the last week it sucks dude i want to record this fucking video. I'm probably going to be 100% in the next day or two
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i've had no voice for the last week it sucks dude i want to record this fucking video. I'm probably going to be 100% in the next day or two
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
I think there are a lot of people who shouldn’t have access to the internet!
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I think there are a lot of people who shouldn’t have access to the internet!
gen z is trying to cancel liv agar
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
gen z is trying to cancel liv agar
the fact the Palantir CEO turns up to interviews with sponsors on his shirt like a sports jersey is very funny
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the fact the Palantir CEO turns up to interviews with sponsors on his shirt like a sports jersey is very funny
do ya'll remember Kyoon
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
do ya'll remember Kyoon
The full english breakfast is 100% superior to the standard american breakfast.
I will kill for this.
I will kill for this.
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The full english breakfast is 100% superior to the standard american breakfast.
I will kill for this.
I will kill for this.