ny pandan enthusiast 🏳️🌈
@brokenpandan.bsky.social
gay, he/him, obscure historical obsessions, random stuff that amuses me, music you’ve probably never heard of,
generative ai hater
trying not to be too political on here but ~ya know~
*at times NSFW - no minors
generative ai hater
trying not to be too political on here but ~ya know~
*at times NSFW - no minors
yes, ma’am, this is the real coffee candy, number one in the world
February 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
yes, ma’am, this is the real coffee candy, number one in the world
imo the best thing about being gay is having a husband, specifically, my husband
February 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
imo the best thing about being gay is having a husband, specifically, my husband
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This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
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All Night, Alright (feat. Taylor Hanson)
YouTube video by Cory Wong - Topic
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
TIL bad bunny was born in the year of the dog. impostor!
February 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
TIL bad bunny was born in the year of the dog. impostor!
spent the entire morning working up the courage to go outside in -26C wind chill
the constant background noise of the wind thrashing against the walls and windows has not been helpful
the constant background noise of the wind thrashing against the walls and windows has not been helpful
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
spent the entire morning working up the courage to go outside in -26C wind chill
the constant background noise of the wind thrashing against the walls and windows has not been helpful
the constant background noise of the wind thrashing against the walls and windows has not been helpful
you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll hate it, you won't relate, you will relate
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll hate it, you won't relate, you will relate
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YES, WE KNOW, YOU FUCKING CREEPS
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
YES, WE KNOW, YOU FUCKING CREEPS
GANDALF: did it work for isuldur?
SARUMAN: <grimly> no.
GANDALF: did it work for gollum?
SARUMAN: <chuckling> no. they always think it will, but it never does
GANDALF: ...
SARUMAN: but it might work for us
SARUMAN: <grimly> no.
GANDALF: did it work for gollum?
SARUMAN: <chuckling> no. they always think it will, but it never does
GANDALF: ...
SARUMAN: but it might work for us
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
GANDALF: did it work for isuldur?
SARUMAN: <grimly> no.
GANDALF: did it work for gollum?
SARUMAN: <chuckling> no. they always think it will, but it never does
GANDALF: ...
SARUMAN: but it might work for us
SARUMAN: <grimly> no.
GANDALF: did it work for gollum?
SARUMAN: <chuckling> no. they always think it will, but it never does
GANDALF: ...
SARUMAN: but it might work for us
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It’s Special Election Day in NY—your vote matters! 🗳️
NYLCV endorses Erik Bottcher (SD 47), @dianaforqueens.com (AD 36), and @keithpowersnyc.bsky.social (AD 74) to champion affordable clean energy, green jobs, and a healthier future.
Read more: buff.ly/NK3q083
NYLCV endorses Erik Bottcher (SD 47), @dianaforqueens.com (AD 36), and @keithpowersnyc.bsky.social (AD 74) to champion affordable clean energy, green jobs, and a healthier future.
Read more: buff.ly/NK3q083
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It’s Special Election Day in NY—your vote matters! 🗳️
NYLCV endorses Erik Bottcher (SD 47), @dianaforqueens.com (AD 36), and @keithpowersnyc.bsky.social (AD 74) to champion affordable clean energy, green jobs, and a healthier future.
Read more: buff.ly/NK3q083
NYLCV endorses Erik Bottcher (SD 47), @dianaforqueens.com (AD 36), and @keithpowersnyc.bsky.social (AD 74) to champion affordable clean energy, green jobs, and a healthier future.
Read more: buff.ly/NK3q083
It's a good day to remember this particular bronze likeness of Lucille Ball
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
It's a good day to remember this particular bronze likeness of Lucille Ball
there's a saying at kappa alpha, i think at kappa alpha, definitely at sigma nu, one night in bangkok makes a hard man humble
We only want the good immigrants who study hard and don't commit crimes, unless they try to take little Brayleigh's (28 ACT, 1350 SAT) God-given slot at an Ivy away by being smarter, in which case Korematsu didn't go far enough
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
there's a saying at kappa alpha, i think at kappa alpha, definitely at sigma nu, one night in bangkok makes a hard man humble
oh boy do not google David Copperfield like I did
gays were becoming massage therapists last year and real estate agents the year before. I think in 2026 we should become magicians
February 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
oh boy do not google David Copperfield like I did
when you casually order a Turkish coffee and they quite unexpectedly go all out
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
when you casually order a Turkish coffee and they quite unexpectedly go all out
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Defeated Leigh Wambsganss, conservative Republican. No known relation to fictional Tom Wambsgans, except politically.
(And I thought our writers had made up that name😂)
#Succession
Congratulations, #TaylorRehmet
(And I thought our writers had made up that name😂)
#Succession
Congratulations, #TaylorRehmet
February 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Defeated Leigh Wambsganss, conservative Republican. No known relation to fictional Tom Wambsgans, except politically.
(And I thought our writers had made up that name😂)
#Succession
Congratulations, #TaylorRehmet
(And I thought our writers had made up that name😂)
#Succession
Congratulations, #TaylorRehmet
kids, daddy's taking you to visit his pedophile friend in the virgin islands -- hey, you all are still virgins, right? that was supposed to be a joke
anyhoo don't worry about a thing. daddy already told him your exact ages and it's fine
anyhoo don't worry about a thing. daddy already told him your exact ages and it's fine
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
kids, daddy's taking you to visit his pedophile friend in the virgin islands -- hey, you all are still virgins, right? that was supposed to be a joke
anyhoo don't worry about a thing. daddy already told him your exact ages and it's fine
anyhoo don't worry about a thing. daddy already told him your exact ages and it's fine
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as i mentioned i’m making a video everyday until i forget. so today felt like a good day to start sharing them on BlueSky
this video is entitled “bulge”
#RIPCatherineOHara #BestInShow
this video is entitled “bulge”
#RIPCatherineOHara #BestInShow
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
as i mentioned i’m making a video everyday until i forget. so today felt like a good day to start sharing them on BlueSky
this video is entitled “bulge”
#RIPCatherineOHara #BestInShow
this video is entitled “bulge”
#RIPCatherineOHara #BestInShow
Them: friday afternoon! quittin’ time!
Me: but I have so much more work to do
Them: wtf wdym dont try to be a hero you're making us look bad
Me: But
Them: u had all week to work. time to partay
Me: but I have so much more work to do
Them: wtf wdym dont try to be a hero you're making us look bad
Me: But
Them: u had all week to work. time to partay
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Them: friday afternoon! quittin’ time!
Me: but I have so much more work to do
Them: wtf wdym dont try to be a hero you're making us look bad
Me: But
Them: u had all week to work. time to partay
Me: but I have so much more work to do
Them: wtf wdym dont try to be a hero you're making us look bad
Me: But
Them: u had all week to work. time to partay
just got rickrolled by this
if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
January 27, 2026 at 3:52 PM
just got rickrolled by this
welp. cat used the lower level of the multilevel cat scratcher house for exactly what i predicted she would use it for.
i get it though. you kind of expect a home to have a toilet.
i get it though. you kind of expect a home to have a toilet.
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
welp. cat used the lower level of the multilevel cat scratcher house for exactly what i predicted she would use it for.
i get it though. you kind of expect a home to have a toilet.
i get it though. you kind of expect a home to have a toilet.
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Another season of Ab Fab would heal the world I think
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Another season of Ab Fab would heal the world I think
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The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting.
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 AM
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting.
heck, once a bunch of friends and i were playing around with toy guns, somebody who glimpsed us and thought the guns were real called the cops, and they drove up sirens blazing, jumped out of their cars and threatened to shoot us
January 25, 2026 at 1:22 AM
heck, once a bunch of friends and i were playing around with toy guns, somebody who glimpsed us and thought the guns were real called the cops, and they drove up sirens blazing, jumped out of their cars and threatened to shoot us
“This is due to an operational problem”
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
“This is due to an operational problem”