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had to read this three times before I realized it didn’t say “morons”
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 AM
had to read this three times before I realized it didn’t say “morons”
1999’s seminal hit “Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas send skeet
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
1999’s seminal hit “Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas send skeet
turned to bestie pre show and was like “holy shit there’s this older man behind us who is so fucking hot it’s crazy.”
it was Senator Martin Heinrich.
I shoulda fucken yapped his year off about these goddamn e-files. missed my chance.
it was Senator Martin Heinrich.
I shoulda fucken yapped his year off about these goddamn e-files. missed my chance.
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
turned to bestie pre show and was like “holy shit there’s this older man behind us who is so fucking hot it’s crazy.”
it was Senator Martin Heinrich.
I shoulda fucken yapped his year off about these goddamn e-files. missed my chance.
it was Senator Martin Heinrich.
I shoulda fucken yapped his year off about these goddamn e-files. missed my chance.
man I love music but I can’t fucking stand musicians
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
man I love music but I can’t fucking stand musicians
they’re playing another video now
this band, sons of legion, really buys into their own lore.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
they’re playing another video now
this band, sons of legion, really buys into their own lore.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
this band, sons of legion, really buys into their own lore.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
yall ever seen final destination?
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
yall ever seen final destination?
went out to dinner with my bestie before a show he’s dragging me to tonight and I got such a brutal hot flash at the restaurant, I had to run my hands under cold water for like 3 mins and then was kind of a zombie for 20 mins but I’ve Bounced Back thank god
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
went out to dinner with my bestie before a show he’s dragging me to tonight and I got such a brutal hot flash at the restaurant, I had to run my hands under cold water for like 3 mins and then was kind of a zombie for 20 mins but I’ve Bounced Back thank god
HAPPY MOTHER FUCKEN BIRTHDAY TO @missvedra.bsky.social!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM
HAPPY MOTHER FUCKEN BIRTHDAY TO @missvedra.bsky.social!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
did phish the band exist before phishing scams were called phishing?
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
did phish the band exist before phishing scams were called phishing?
how do you not dizzy out and fall down?
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
how do you not dizzy out and fall down?
hey men, it’s TOMORROW. so now you’ve gotta deal with chaos if you procrastinated but that’s on you. I warned you.
hey men - Valentine’s Day is in 2.5 weeks. plan accordingly. you’re welcome.
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
hey men, it’s TOMORROW. so now you’ve gotta deal with chaos if you procrastinated but that’s on you. I warned you.
I have never seen this many people out and about on a random Friday in Santa Fe. There was a line to get into th Whole Foods parking lot and then another line creating traffic to get into a bank. What is happening!!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I have never seen this many people out and about on a random Friday in Santa Fe. There was a line to get into th Whole Foods parking lot and then another line creating traffic to get into a bank. What is happening!!!!!!
CEO is going rogue and it’s driving me fucking insane today
February 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
CEO is going rogue and it’s driving me fucking insane today
I am once again hungry
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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It is time to, once again, share my favorite internet comment ever made.
February 28, 2024 at 4:45 AM
It is time to, once again, share my favorite internet comment ever made.
do you think I’d do numbers if ”cunt” wasn’t in my display name? I don’t
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
do you think I’d do numbers if ”cunt” wasn’t in my display name? I don’t
when Jerry sang “one way or another this darkness has got to give” do you think he realized that someday the darkness would be realizing the world is run by pedobillionaires?
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
when Jerry sang “one way or another this darkness has got to give” do you think he realized that someday the darkness would be realizing the world is run by pedobillionaires?
people who raise their hands in zoom/teams meetings instead of just speaking up drive me insane
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
people who raise their hands in zoom/teams meetings instead of just speaking up drive me insane
me: they key is on top of the cabinet.
ranch boss: make sure the key is ON TOP OF the cabinet.
me: yes. they key is on the cabinet.
ranch boss: make sure the key is ON TOP OF the cabinet.
me: yes. they key is on the cabinet.
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
me: they key is on top of the cabinet.
ranch boss: make sure the key is ON TOP OF the cabinet.
me: yes. they key is on the cabinet.
ranch boss: make sure the key is ON TOP OF the cabinet.
me: yes. they key is on the cabinet.
yoooooo stassi’s mom is super hot wtf give her a show
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
yoooooo stassi’s mom is super hot wtf give her a show
me, explaining to a young that we didn’t have the literal bandwidth to post video on the internet until I was out of college
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
me, explaining to a young that we didn’t have the literal bandwidth to post video on the internet until I was out of college
four times and I couldn’t stick the landing once. BUT this is the best/strongest I’ve looked/felt/done on the pole in literally 6 years so, feelin strong and good and capable!!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
four times and I couldn’t stick the landing once. BUT this is the best/strongest I’ve looked/felt/done on the pole in literally 6 years so, feelin strong and good and capable!!!!!!