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“He won’t appoint a special prosecutor” wouldn’t make a fucking difference if he did, the fuck?!
February 17, 2026 at 6:02 AM
“He won’t appoint a special prosecutor” wouldn’t make a fucking difference if he did, the fuck?!
Brent, 48, server at a restaurant, leads with this:
February 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Brent, 48, server at a restaurant, leads with this:
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Every time I rally my heart and brain to join a dating site, @zzbenz.bsky.social posts another screenshot of the barren wasteland that online dating appears to be.
Argh.
Argh.
a sandstorm in the desert with a group of people in the distance .
ALT: a sandstorm in the desert with a group of people in the distance .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Every time I rally my heart and brain to join a dating site, @zzbenz.bsky.social posts another screenshot of the barren wasteland that online dating appears to be.
Argh.
Argh.
don’t be like this guy
February 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
don’t be like this guy
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made such a sick burn about an ex last night and I wish anyone that would’ve known how sick it was had heard it
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
made such a sick burn about an ex last night and I wish anyone that would’ve known how sick it was had heard it
had to read this three times before I realized it didn’t say “morons”
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 AM
had to read this three times before I realized it didn’t say “morons”
1999’s seminal hit “Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas send skeet
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
1999’s seminal hit “Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas send skeet
turned to bestie pre show and was like “holy shit there’s this older man behind us who is so fucking hot it’s crazy.”
it was Senator Martin Heinrich.
I shoulda fucken yapped his year off about these goddamn e-files. missed my chance.
it was Senator Martin Heinrich.
I shoulda fucken yapped his year off about these goddamn e-files. missed my chance.
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
turned to bestie pre show and was like “holy shit there’s this older man behind us who is so fucking hot it’s crazy.”
it was Senator Martin Heinrich.
I shoulda fucken yapped his year off about these goddamn e-files. missed my chance.
it was Senator Martin Heinrich.
I shoulda fucken yapped his year off about these goddamn e-files. missed my chance.
man I love music but I can’t fucking stand musicians
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
man I love music but I can’t fucking stand musicians
they’re playing another video now
this band, sons of legion, really buys into their own lore.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
they’re playing another video now
this band, sons of legion, really buys into their own lore.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
this band, sons of legion, really buys into their own lore.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
opened with a video, came out, played two songs acoustic, left the stage, played another video about their origins, came back, played one song, left the stage, played another video about their lore, finally came back full back.
yall ever seen final destination?
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
yall ever seen final destination?
went out to dinner with my bestie before a show he’s dragging me to tonight and I got such a brutal hot flash at the restaurant, I had to run my hands under cold water for like 3 mins and then was kind of a zombie for 20 mins but I’ve Bounced Back thank god
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
went out to dinner with my bestie before a show he’s dragging me to tonight and I got such a brutal hot flash at the restaurant, I had to run my hands under cold water for like 3 mins and then was kind of a zombie for 20 mins but I’ve Bounced Back thank god
HAPPY MOTHER FUCKEN BIRTHDAY TO @missvedra.bsky.social!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM
HAPPY MOTHER FUCKEN BIRTHDAY TO @missvedra.bsky.social!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
did phish the band exist before phishing scams were called phishing?
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
did phish the band exist before phishing scams were called phishing?
how do you not dizzy out and fall down?
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
how do you not dizzy out and fall down?
hey men, it’s TOMORROW. so now you’ve gotta deal with chaos if you procrastinated but that’s on you. I warned you.
hey men - Valentine’s Day is in 2.5 weeks. plan accordingly. you’re welcome.
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
hey men, it’s TOMORROW. so now you’ve gotta deal with chaos if you procrastinated but that’s on you. I warned you.
I have never seen this many people out and about on a random Friday in Santa Fe. There was a line to get into th Whole Foods parking lot and then another line creating traffic to get into a bank. What is happening!!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I have never seen this many people out and about on a random Friday in Santa Fe. There was a line to get into th Whole Foods parking lot and then another line creating traffic to get into a bank. What is happening!!!!!!
CEO is going rogue and it’s driving me fucking insane today
February 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
CEO is going rogue and it’s driving me fucking insane today
I am once again hungry
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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It is time to, once again, share my favorite internet comment ever made.
February 28, 2024 at 4:45 AM
It is time to, once again, share my favorite internet comment ever made.
do you think I’d do numbers if ”cunt” wasn’t in my display name? I don’t
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
do you think I’d do numbers if ”cunt” wasn’t in my display name? I don’t