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gay, he/him, obscure historical obsessions, random stuff that amuses me, music you’ve probably never heard of
trying not to be too political on here but ~ya know~
*at times NSFW - no minors
trying not to be too political on here but ~ya know~
*at times NSFW - no minors
it’s a simple ask, really
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
it’s a simple ask, really
Sad today that she never had another hit after that big one
I love Edmund Fitzgerald’s voice.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sad today that she never had another hit after that big one
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I have 1000 of these in special room and we 69 all day and all night
NEO, a new humanoid robot that can do housekeeping, has the internet buzzing. The hosts of "Hard Fork" met with Bernt Bornich, the chief executive of the company 1X, which created the robot, and got to put NEO to the test. nyti.ms/47MhkAo
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have 1000 of these in special room and we 69 all day and all night
lol
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
Beast Land is being marketed as the 'Ultimate MrBeast Experience' and will be a part of Riyadh Season
kotaku.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
lol
oh yeah, google’s run by twelve-year-old boys too. very cool!
Holy shit. Noam Shazeer, one of the original authors on the "Attention is All You Need" paper and Character.AI founder, came out as major transphobe. Like Trumpian levels of "this is child mutilation" of transphobia.
(via The Information)
(via The Information)
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
oh yeah, google’s run by twelve-year-old boys too. very cool!
that said, see those jars full of spices? that’s what goes in the coffee. that’s why I come here.
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
that said, see those jars full of spices? that’s what goes in the coffee. that’s why I come here.
They‘re playing contemporary Islamic pop in this cafe and the melodies and lyrics are just as earwormy and treacly as contemporary Christian pop. Once again I am asking, how do people listen to this stuff voluntarily
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
They‘re playing contemporary Islamic pop in this cafe and the melodies and lyrics are just as earwormy and treacly as contemporary Christian pop. Once again I am asking, how do people listen to this stuff voluntarily
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Purposefully twerking at a historical inauguration for white people is a form of mononormativity
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Purposefully twerking at a historical inauguration for white people is a form of mononormativity
A client of mine
was accused of woman-hate
by a reporter who claimed
he harassed a female mate
and when she said “not so!”
but the story ran anyway,
my client thought, “well, isn't this great?”
and isn’t it ironic? judge? don’t you think?
was accused of woman-hate
by a reporter who claimed
he harassed a female mate
and when she said “not so!”
but the story ran anyway,
my client thought, “well, isn't this great?”
and isn’t it ironic? judge? don’t you think?
presented without comment for the legal writing scholars amongst you
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A client of mine
was accused of woman-hate
by a reporter who claimed
he harassed a female mate
and when she said “not so!”
but the story ran anyway,
my client thought, “well, isn't this great?”
and isn’t it ironic? judge? don’t you think?
was accused of woman-hate
by a reporter who claimed
he harassed a female mate
and when she said “not so!”
but the story ran anyway,
my client thought, “well, isn't this great?”
and isn’t it ironic? judge? don’t you think?
boy, there’s nothing like a Brooklyn crowd to make you realize you’re an uptown girl at heart
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
boy, there’s nothing like a Brooklyn crowd to make you realize you’re an uptown girl at heart
I don’t think a restaurant selling raw fish should put yellow CRIME SCENE tape all over the in-store displays, even as a halloween decoration
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I don’t think a restaurant selling raw fish should put yellow CRIME SCENE tape all over the in-store displays, even as a halloween decoration
is eating beans too cringe for Angelenos?
Purposefully eating beans at a historical inauguration for Angelenos is a form of Orientalism
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
is eating beans too cringe for Angelenos?
last night this (insomnia) actually happened to me. at 3 am, I finally decided to take action, namely, a gummy.
tfw it’s 2:30 am and you‘ve realized that you are now well and truly past the point of no return
October 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
last night this (insomnia) actually happened to me. at 3 am, I finally decided to take action, namely, a gummy.
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In so many ways, the vibrancy of our city can be judged by the health of our bodegas.
That’s why I’m so proud to be in the Bronx this morning to accept the endorsement of the United Bodegas of America.
That’s why I’m so proud to be in the Bronx this morning to accept the endorsement of the United Bodegas of America.
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
In so many ways, the vibrancy of our city can be judged by the health of our bodegas.
That’s why I’m so proud to be in the Bronx this morning to accept the endorsement of the United Bodegas of America.
That’s why I’m so proud to be in the Bronx this morning to accept the endorsement of the United Bodegas of America.
Me trying to show my partner the Rocky Horror Picture Show. He did not get exposed to much midcentury Anglo pop culture as a kid so it comes across to him as just as insufferably banal as the b-movie dreck it was satirizing
Visited my mom the other day and she had on some NCIS FBI Chicago Fire type show and I realized that I had the exact same reaction to that as my mom would watching the Eric Andre show. I just sat there silently not understanding the words and images I was being exposed to.
October 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Me trying to show my partner the Rocky Horror Picture Show. He did not get exposed to much midcentury Anglo pop culture as a kid so it comes across to him as just as insufferably banal as the b-movie dreck it was satirizing
The backstory: an indebted Texas man seeking an insurance payout killed his own son on Halloween by feeding him a pixy stix that he'd laced with cyanide powder
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The backstory: an indebted Texas man seeking an insurance payout killed his own son on Halloween by feeding him a pixy stix that he'd laced with cyanide powder
spoiler alert
when a wikipedia article has this section it's always the one i read first
October 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
spoiler alert
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B A N G E R ALERT
Every South Asian child in New York City should do a dance to this song at the next wedding they go to
Singer is Salma Kausar and turns out I love her vibes
src: www.instagram.com/reel/DQMjwOo...
Every South Asian child in New York City should do a dance to this song at the next wedding they go to
Singer is Salma Kausar and turns out I love her vibes
src: www.instagram.com/reel/DQMjwOo...
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
B A N G E R ALERT
Every South Asian child in New York City should do a dance to this song at the next wedding they go to
Singer is Salma Kausar and turns out I love her vibes
src: www.instagram.com/reel/DQMjwOo...
Every South Asian child in New York City should do a dance to this song at the next wedding they go to
Singer is Salma Kausar and turns out I love her vibes
src: www.instagram.com/reel/DQMjwOo...
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Zohran Mamdani just made a surprise appearance and speech talking about fighting for queer and trans New Yorkers at the Meow Mix 30th anniversary weekend. Meow Mix was an iconic lesbian bar that closed in 2004, and is a symbol of the fight for lesbian nightlife spaces. This is deep lez herstory.
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Zohran Mamdani just made a surprise appearance and speech talking about fighting for queer and trans New Yorkers at the Meow Mix 30th anniversary weekend. Meow Mix was an iconic lesbian bar that closed in 2004, and is a symbol of the fight for lesbian nightlife spaces. This is deep lez herstory.
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you‘ve tried seasonal allergies, you’ve tried colds, but have you considered trying seasonal allergies and a cold AT THE SAME TIME?
October 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
you‘ve tried seasonal allergies, you’ve tried colds, but have you considered trying seasonal allergies and a cold AT THE SAME TIME?
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Reminder if you are not sapphic do not say sloppy toppy
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Reminder if you are not sapphic do not say sloppy toppy
signing off with “cheers“ is the only fun part of writing an email
no podboy will take that away from me
no podboy will take that away from me
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
signing off with “cheers“ is the only fun part of writing an email
no podboy will take that away from me
no podboy will take that away from me
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"Getting an education for the sake of learning something you're interested in is a scam if it doesn't immediately result in a lucrative job" is what's killing the Humanities, and really, most of society.
October 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Getting an education for the sake of learning something you're interested in is a scam if it doesn't immediately result in a lucrative job" is what's killing the Humanities, and really, most of society.