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Brian Floyd
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here to yell about sports and raise money for charity
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the important thing (mac and cheese hack): 1 cup of water, 1 cup of milk, some butter, the cheese packet, and the box of mac and cheese in the pan all at once for a better, easier mac
you could tell the seahawks coaching on sam darnold was working in the playoffs because he had a lot of moments, especially last night, where you could see him revert to “do it sam” before his brain said “NOPE DONT BE A HERO” and he took a sack or threw it away
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
he brought his childhood dog with him to watch this super bowl win (jeremy harris / komo)
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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and i love this one from ecuador
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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"hey guys thanks for inviting me, the biggest artist on the planet, to your wedding but i have an idea: would you instead like to get married during my super bowl halftime show set" really is one of the coolest things to ever happen
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
don’t think this one made it here yet
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
sure, all right man
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
[pointing at the bump in the graph after a a long flat line]

that’s riq
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
watched a lot of the seahawks just kinda playing like a boa constrictor this season and in the super bowl, which isn’t exciting for a neutral observer but is very satisfying if it’s your team
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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Mood
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:08 AM
one fun thing to do during the super bowl was to watch the biggest person on the field wearing a pats jersey in the 90s when the seahawks ran toss or stretch. they left them unblocked to chase it wide and those big fellas were in hell
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 AM
need aj barner to spend the next six months celebrating as if he was the mvp
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
when this seahawks defensive line decided they were gonna pick on someone this year it did not end well for that person and tonight it was will campbell
According to NFL Next Gen Stats, Will Campbell surrendered 14 quarterback pressures in the Super Bowl.

That's the most given up by any player in a single game this season.
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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The NE offensive game plan was puzzling. 79.1% of snaps in 11 personnel. No game over 70% in regular season. Got dime 53% of the time but still couldn't run.

Zero snaps in empty to try to spread the Seahawks out. Season-low in 21 personnel, 1.5%. One snap in Jumbo.

Just let Seattle play its game.
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
pats offensive line is gonna have to hold a ceremony and burn that tape. will campbell should never be shown it
This game wasn’t that close. Seahawks hit them boys with a frying pan all game.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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we have to give him the dub on this one
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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a seahawks football player named jaxon smith is smiling
ALT: a seahawks football player named jaxon smith is smiling
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
that’s right, his job this year was to be a good friend to sam darnold and he did great at it
Drew Lock, Super Bowl champion.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
john schneider tried to leave the trophy onstage to presumably go party
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Sam Darnold threw for 300+ yards three times this season

Dilfer did so five times IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER
I see some of you comparing Sam Darnold to Trent Dilfer and I'm just not gonna stand for it
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
i love that acoustic man
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
seahawks might’ve tacked on another billion for charity with the sale
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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🚨Marshawn Lynch commercial🚨
"Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM