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adoptee, crafter, sports nerd, archery enthusiast. estoy segura que te va a gustar, no puedes resistirme soy un huracán. she/they 🇲🇽🌈
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who is working on the problem of how it feels to get out of the shower in the winter
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
who is working on the problem of how it feels to get out of the shower in the winter
i need you guys to understand i think about this like once a day at least
help, i’m still at the restaurant
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 PM
i need you guys to understand i think about this like once a day at least
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like…lmao.
July 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
like…lmao.
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the concept of this happening in real life
July 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
the concept of this happening in real life
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help, i’m still at the restaurant
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
help, i’m still at the restaurant
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elton iohn really cooked when he said “i can bitch cause i’m better than you/it’s the way that i move and the things that i do.”
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
elton iohn really cooked when he said “i can bitch cause i’m better than you/it’s the way that i move and the things that i do.”
another day, another prayer i don’t smoke enough weed to regret what i post in skylar diggins’ comment section
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 PM
another day, another prayer i don’t smoke enough weed to regret what i post in skylar diggins’ comment section
i’d be at much higher risk of living in a neighborhood full of lawbreakers if i were surrounded by white american citizens so
So you’re fine with your neighborhood being filled with people who broke the law, don’t have proper documentation and likely can’t have legal jobs or pay taxes?
In most developed countries, this wouldn’t fly.
I’m confused why Americans want this?
In most developed countries, this wouldn’t fly.
I’m confused why Americans want this?
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 PM
i’d be at much higher risk of living in a neighborhood full of lawbreakers if i were surrounded by white american citizens so
what’s an illegal immigrant
Genuine question: why are Americans obsessed with protecting illegal immigrants? I’m really confused as a Canadian.
January 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM
what’s an illegal immigrant
time to find a scary space video to freak myself out until i fall asleep
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 AM
time to find a scary space video to freak myself out until i fall asleep
skylar’s loser ex husband litigating custody in instagram captions, girl you know what to do 😭
January 24, 2026 at 5:57 AM
skylar’s loser ex husband litigating custody in instagram captions, girl you know what to do 😭
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Let Mo and Sky call whole games
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Let Mo and Sky call whole games
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Hootie hoo @booksandbows.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Hootie hoo @booksandbows.bsky.social
i feel like i was actually pretty restrained in my previous posts
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i feel like i was actually pretty restrained in my previous posts
ask skylar about what tip just said real quick
January 24, 2026 at 2:28 AM
ask skylar about what tip just said real quick
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every single AI commercial is like "are you a huge fucking dummy?? well have we got the product for you!"
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 AM
every single AI commercial is like "are you a huge fucking dummy?? well have we got the product for you!"
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Unrivaled Thirst is real. #Unrivaled
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Unrivaled Thirst is real. #Unrivaled
skylar you know who else could do a good job getting into position
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
skylar you know who else could do a good job getting into position
i hope one day i get to experience physical pain at her hands 🙏🏼
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
i hope one day i get to experience physical pain at her hands 🙏🏼
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Skylar impresses automatically. She’s Skylar. If she gets stumped for words, she can just flex her biceps. #Unrivaled
We were impressed by Diggins last weekend!
January 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Skylar impresses automatically. She’s Skylar. If she gets stumped for words, she can just flex her biceps. #Unrivaled
SKYLARRRRRR HELL YEAH
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
SKYLARRRRRR HELL YEAH
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Cartoonishly evil
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Cartoonishly evil
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So this shit is real 🥚
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
So this shit is real 🥚
it’s crazy how annoying i find stewie atp
January 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
it’s crazy how annoying i find stewie atp
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well well well look who’s afraid of memes now
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 12:48 AM
well well well look who’s afraid of memes now